Cringe Metallica

21  2014-11-03 by [deleted]

Opie lies and says he knows it's Metallica!

Then Jim Breuer says "this is the greatest 'do you wanna go into battle with me?' song" and stupid Opie misinterprets it as Jim challenging him. Jim then explains "No, I just meant that's what this song is..." Opie: "I KNOW!"

"I think I used to play the radio-edit of this song..."

He is a filthy, filthy liar.

EDIT: I'm sure this was posted when it first aired, just thought it deserved a repost

18 comments

I was hoping to hear some of Breuer's rad metal Christmas song. Gnarly man

That was just as douchey if not worse than anything they ever did at WAAF. Red Peters "How's Your Hole" type douchey.

I'll excuse the radio edit comment. But no other part of the clip.

A radio edit of a 300 second song without vulgarity? Also, nobody would edit out the intro to Battery. It is one of Metallica's signature intros, possibly their best.

I'd love to believe you, but come on...The guy has been doing this since he was 18!

I'm going to take his word for it. He knows funny/math/male modeling/music

Well you changed my mind. Had no idea it is one of their signature intros.

Every Metallica fanboy knows the acoustic intro to Battery.

"ohhhh now i know it. Dah dah dah dah" most non-descriptive generic sounding mouthed "riff". that was chip-esque.

Chip is probably based on Opie, whether consciously or not.

-Both claim to be involved with the Mafia

-Both are unfunny douchebags

-Both are terrible, compulsive liars.

-Both give themselves dumb nicknames

-Both have terrible mommy issues

-Both have weird sexual stuff with black guys (Lamar vs the guy who almost raped young Opie)

Why am I making these faggoty lists about a dead radio show? I'm a fucking piece of shit. If only I had to courage to end my empty existence.

True and that's why Opie hates Chip.

Yeah, it was basically Chip doing "DVVT DVVT!

FAUUUK YEAAA DVV DVV DVV

Opie is really feeling the Metallica deep cuts. He's all-in on the Black Album.

ME: The Unforgiven is soooo underrated.

Opie is fucking gross

He's grody.

A "radio edit" version of Battery? There was never one. Another Opie lie.

I thought this would be about St. Anger

Listening to Metallica is cringy enough without getting Gregg Hughes involved. Metal blows.