Quality post. Would read again.

I have gout in my big toe.

I have tennis elbow. It stinks. I think Im starting to get it in my right arm, too.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. A platoon without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Anthony Cumia isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Anthony Cumia.

EDIT: Stripes? Nobody? jeeeeezis

Ooof

Well, they all can't be home runs. What do I know about jokes, just give me a container o' coffee on the construction site, I'm just talkin'.

you fat fucking fuck

Alcoholic is a more fitting label.

"No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait... Hold on. Hold on. Hold on."

Calm your tits Opie.

Original

I thought the show was fine yesterday.

I thought it was good on Friday.

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I don't know about you, but I've got a case of the Mondays. If only there were a clip art shirt by a radio hack I could overpay for.

The food is terrible... and the portions are so small!

HAHA I wrote down BattleFAG but its supposed to be BattleFLAG HAHA

Does any unoriginal person here not understand that this is the way it's always been? The dynamic between them was clearly built on the need to work towards becoming more successful as show and also in their workplace, everyone knew this. Now that they're taking days off people want to complain, Anthony would laugh at all of you. He's still ranting away for you in his basement, leave Opie to round it out and do what he does. This is obvious.

Did you just figure this out, or did it come to you in a meth and alcohol infused haze?

Infusions.

he puts the addict in functioning addict.