Only a matter of time before Opie's wife leaves him for younger dick.

0  2014-11-02 by FresnoJefferson

Hope he wasn't stupid enough to not get an iron clad prenup, especially after seeing what Ant went through. Just saying.

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There is no such thing as an iron clad prenuptial agreement.

That would actually make for some interesting radio. The man is a horrendous liar and "reluctantly" waxes poetic about all the joys of family life. It would be great to see it all fall apart. I'm all in.

I won't touch the family. The guy could be a great husband and father. I just know his material sucks.

There's no way Opie got a prenup.

He already buggers Roland off the books.

Maybe he'll luck out and she'll cheat on him.

Getting married and having children is a disaster in radio. Opie committed himself to doing radio until he drops dead in front of a mic with his marriage to that high maintenance woman and having children with her.

He Stern'd himself. He Imus'd himself. He'll be stuck in the radio industry in some form or fashion until he is in his 70s. Opie will have to work until he drops dead in the industry. Even with a divorce, alimony and child support for 15+ years and the lifestyle Lynsi is "accustomed to" is certainly not a cheap one.

he should just do what jimmy and anthony are doing living a not depresing at all life of lonelyness surrounded by cats and ozzye posters, trying to date 20 years old (14 year olds in ant case) women that have to be convinced that even tho they are going to have to get humped by a 54 year old hermit they get to hang out in a mansion and may get a car or some dinners out of it.

Or the more healthy jimmy strategy of just paying for it wich is in my opinion less sad.

How bad do you think he begged Bam to come on the show and say there was no tape. Bam probably never gets up before 11 and fuck if he wanted to get up to defend some radio host he's never even heard of.

Uh..... this actually did happen.

Prenup means shit when you have kids