You were abused as a child?? AWKWARDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

13  2014-11-01 by kristal010

Is it awkward or are you yelling something a way for you to make it about yourself?

You dunderhead

369 comments

He's still pointing out that he said "awkward." He needs to stop confusing "it wasn't funny" with "maybe they didn't hear me."

Well mememe, memememe pay attention to mememe.

The Opie hate here is so intense it has actually enveloped into itself to the point where we are now criticizing him for not being compassionate enough. On the O&A reddit. This is a guy that threw a gift of poker chips at a fan and made her cry for no reason - and we loved him for it.

It's not about a lack of compassion. It's about brutally and constantly criticizing the Nancy Graces of the world, and then doing the exact same thing they do once he got that tasty nugget of dirt.

I didn't love him for it, or for any of his "destroyer" hi-jinx he pulled in lieu of actually saying funny or interesting things over the years.

Opie could always go fuck himself, as far as I was concerned.

this.

only a tried and true moron would think that "destroyer" shit was actually funny at all.

Yelling a fad saying from 1999 that doesn't even make sense in context is certainly not the same as deliberately hurting someone for fun. He didn't even think so say "suuuuurree" a la Uncle Paul but went with the safest, shittiest joke his waterheaded brain could muster up

How did it not make sense in context? I haven't heard the clip, I'm just aware of it.

It wasn't awkward. It was a genuine conversation

Why comment if you haven't even listened to the clip?

Because a highly upvoted thread yesterday basically read that opie is a piece of shit for being mean to Tyson after Tyson has been so cool to the show.

Which is exactly why you should take the time to watch a minute long clip before talking about it.

You pointed out the problem. He used to do things like that, which is nothing like shouting "awkward."

He went from hurting people to being douchey and irritating.

Thermite?

In about six months time, the "fans" here will be social justice warriors themselves, clamoring for the firing of the "controversial" opie show, due to its extreme views on ketchup and celebrity child abuse.

here Here! rabble rabble

I've hated Opie for years for something he did to 1 person who I won't mention caused it was just wrong and the person didn't have it coming.

I don't know anything about the poker chip throwing thing but I will forever until the end of time bash Opie but only when it is legitimate.

This Tyson thing I haven't jumped on board with cause I didn't listen to it and don't understand it but the Nancy Grace comparison's I have seen seem kind of fair.

None of the victims of Opie's dickery have had it coming. I assume you mean the cake stomp.

No not the cake stomp.

I don't actually look negatively upon Opie for the cake stomp. I think there is backstory and Opie has given him money before the cake stomp to help him out. The homeless guy was partially in on it an knew Opie's good deeds towards him previously that it was ok.

Did you push back?

That would have been a Destroyer question. That would be on the level of snapping Bernie Goetz's CD in front of his face.

Recklessness in the face of psychopathy.

Opie would get his teeth rearranged

I think you'd be more likely to get shot by Bernie than punched by Mike.

He did, that's why he's a fag.

My only problem is that the "awkwaaaard" shit is basically a BuzzFeed stock line now.

OPIE THE DESTROYER

holy shit what the fuck is going on in this thread

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Yet, your stupid ass still listens. So who is the real dunderheaded cunt?

You, since I didn't listen. I watched the video.

So who is the real dunderheaded cunt?

all three of you.

c'mon lady trucker, why u do me like that?

Yet you still follow a show you don't listen to? That's just odd.

and you follow them, but you aren't weird....

It's not about the show alone. I don't get the people on here who say "YOU DON'T LISTEN TO DUH SHOWWW SO WHY ARE YOU HEARRRR". That's like ignoring the guys on social media because that's not the show. It's the culture of the show and everything that surrounds it, including replying to your shithole responses on here that's all part of the experience. So, no that's not odd but the fact that you're a compartmentalizing cunt is.

Blah blah blah blah is all I hear. You still obsess over a show and guy that you hate. You have issues. Stop ignoring them and get these things addressed. Normal people don't follow the show and it's culture when they detest it. See a doctor.

Blah blah blah blah is all I hear.

I think you did hear me and it did upset you because of this spiel:

You still obsess over a show and guy that you hate. You have issues. Stop ignoring them and get these things addressed. Normal people don't follow the show and it's culture when they detest it. See a doctor.

Thanks for the recommendation, cunt who pretends this is all so above you and then writes a several sentences afterwards about the topic anyway. How's that 5XL Opieraqio shirt fitting? Bit tight?

Still here obsessing over a show you claim to hate, huh? And I'm that fat fuck, right? God dammit you suck. Keep following the culture of the show since you know you hate it and all. It's like me listening to a Jay z album even though I hate it.. But you know the culture! I love black culture!

keep following the people who follow the show the wrong way according to you. what are you? opie's wife?

He wishes he would be cunty enough to be his wife

He's a FAN O KAY?

And I'm that fat fuck, right?

Very, very likely.

Still here obsessing over a show you claim to hate, huh?

Still replying to me huh?

Yes but I'm a fan of the show. This sub was intended for fans. Not Opie obsessed douchebags that claim they've stopped listening and have moved on yet come here everyday. The irony being that you're still going to reply to me no matter what.

Not Opie obsessed douchebags that claim they've stopped listening and have moved on yet come here everyday. Like you do?

The irony being that you're still going to reply to me no matter what.

I started this thread so

Can you reply all at once you stupid fucking retarded instead of quoting portions of my comment and then commenting on them separately. Learn to use fucking reddit properly. Also yes this place was intended for fans. Not faggots that sit around all day and claim they no longer listen but yet follow the culture of the show. How gay are you? I mean seriously who says that shit with a straight fucking face? Please call up Jim or Dr Steve and seek help. Normal people don't do that. And it's clear you're just a bandwagon cunt that doesn't think for himself and criticises Opie for the exact same shit Anthony and Jimmy did for years.

I love the fat joke too meanwhile you reply back to me in less than a minute. You really do obsess don't you?

Can you

I can

Can you reply all at once

I can

you stupid fucking retarded

lol

quoting portions of my comment

ok i will

quoting portions of my comment and then commenting on them separately

OK I SAID

Learn to use fucking reddit properly

how to use reddit?

Learn to use fucking reddit properly

show me how

fucking reddit

only u know

use fucking reddit properly

so tell m

reddit

e

fans

u fan

fans

there fan

fans

everywhere fan fan

gay

are u

shit

are u

retarded

are you

fat

are u

Dr Steve

fliuiiddsss

fucking

who is the fuc king?

seriously

no no seriously

don't you?

why dont u?

faggots

are ya

cunt

are ya

Anthony

so much better than opie

This is what people do when they can't actually defend there argument. Thanks for proving my point and proving you have zero worth. Keep obsessing over a millionaire that doesn't give a fuck about you. Also you've been put on ignore. Have a nice life following opies life. Hahahahahaha, what a pathetic slob you are. Hahaha. You follow the culture but hate the show. What a fucking hoot.

people

not you

opies

sucks

hoot

coot

hoot

floot

hoot

die

obsessing

die

millionaire

die

zero

are ya

slob

are ya

Hahaha

tee hee

follow

hehe

show

duh showww

life

u have none

opies life

ur life

life.

death

pathetic

sorry 4 u

argument

rraarrrrrrr

nice

i really am

fucking hoot

fucking hoot

hoot

moot

fuck

fuuckckkkk

slob

5xl

slob

pig

pathetic slob

you

obsessing

you

millionaire

love me opie

zero worth.

i love u opie

Hahahahahaha

i'm a fan opie

opies

send me a tshirt opie

fuck

love the show

fucking

i'm not a hayyyteerrr

nice life

my mother hated me too

people

befriend me opie

hate

reply to me on twitter opie

zero worth.

i swear we could be best friends opie

Hahahahahaha

I'LLLL defend u on reddit

doesn't give a fuck

I'LL BE UR WHITE NIGHT OPIE

This is what

DON'T LISTEN TO THE HAAATTERRZZZ MAAANN

opies

todd

opies

the todd show

millionaire

youre a millionaire opie

millionaire

u need my love opie

pathetic

ur DAMAGED

u need me opie

obsessing

i'm a fan

life

5 XL

slob

i'm a fat fan opie

Hahaha

ur jokes are hilarious

pathetic slob

i was howling

hate the show

ur so intelligent opie

fucking

i'm not a hater opie

slob

i just lurk on the hater site

slob

because i really love u opie

obsessing

i'l defend ur fragile ego

millionaire

you'll love me opie

nice life

i'm totally in love with u opie

doesn't give a fuck about you.

did u see my sunset picture opie?

people

opie sucks

Hahahahahaha

hahaha

obsessing

aahhahahah

following

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER OPIE

hoot

FAN OF DA SHEOW

Also

die

what long winded passive aggressive upset message will u post next?

think

Hmmmm

opies

big fan!!!!!34

slob

I'M SORRY THE 5 XL DROPPING HAMMERS SHIRTS ARE SOLD OUT

Have a nice life

don't kill ur self now they will restock 5XL in a few hours

You realize you're wasting your time? None of this even hits my inbox. I just comeback to see if you'd listen or continue to obsess.. And boy was I right. You're obsessed.

I just comeback

oh hi

obsessed

like me do ya

obsessed

are ya

You realize

i do

You realize

i really do

And boy

fucking?

boy

fucking?

i love fucking boys

do ya

oh yeah opies boy

whoa

time

ur sick sir

just comeback

come back

comeback

came back

comeback

cum on back

listen

no u listen

listen

are u

None of this even hits my inbox.

just refresh hun

obsessed

its ok

obsessed

obsess if u want

None of this

where opie

obsess

did u tweet him today

continue to obsess..

does he love u yet

And boy

did u screen shot this and send it to him

obsessed

does he love u yet?

right

nope

wasting your time

still reading are ya?

my

you are

I just

whats the next reply

inbox

hmmm

comeback

something about...

obsessed

obsession

obsess

obesssing

obsessed

opie loves u

wasting

did u frame ur sudoku

obsessed

that fag cant count

obsessed

or read

obsessed

but frame it anyway

obsessed

a sign from ur lord

And boy fucking

stop fucking boys

boy

u love boys?

boy

ok i get it

And boy

more boys? you are sick sir

boy

sigh

boy

ok fuck em if u want

You realize

keep watching

Still going an hour later and not a single thing in my inbox. Lulz

Lulz

ew

Lulz

still reading huh

an hour later

ur still here

Still going

thught u were over this

not a single thing in my inbox

because ur here

inbox

watching

inbox

REFRESH REFRESH

Lulz

I'm so mad

Lulz

I'm going to write SCATHING RETORT

Lulz

I'm going to say lulz

Lulz

that'll show them how over this i am

Lulz

REFRESH

an hour later

watching

an hour later

always watching

Lulz

how many cocks per day?

Lulz

like 4?

Lulz

more than that would be tiring right?

Lulz

yeah probably for a fat person anyway

fat ppl man

Lulz

they're fucking hilarious

Lulz

opie LOVEs them

Lulz

he's ALL IN WIT EM

Lulz

refresh

Lulz

something the 6 years olds ur molest say?

Lulz

so hip

Lulz

LULZ

Lulz LOLERS

Lulz

so funnie

Lulz

i'm gonna tell opie about lulz

Lulz

HE'LL HOWL

Lulz

he'll credit me for it

Lulz

THEN HE'LL LOVE ME

single

is it fun living alone?

Lulz

lulz did u clean out under ur neck rolls today?

Lulz

LULZ HILARIOUSS

Lulz

tsssss

Lulz

man ur good

inbox

enjoy my posts

my

this is gr8

Lulz

i'm truly and inspiration

Lulz

gona share my lulz with opie

Lulz

DON'T SHARE ANYTHING WITH ANTHONY

Lulz

HE'S NOT A BROADCASTER LIKE OPIE

Lulz

so many lulz da shoeww

not

so sorry

Lulz

splitin my sides i'm a FAN

Lulz

BIG FAN OF OPIE

inbox

sigh

later and

tell me about u

Still going an

who hurt u

an hour later

this session is over i'm sorry

wasting your time

i know ur here

H

E

YYY

anthony is much much better than opie

does that upset u

it does

obsessed

u hate him

obsessed

he took away the fun from ur boy

obsessed

damn him

obsessed

daMN ANTHONY

obsess

opie forever

obsess

defend opie at all costs

time

he must be avenged

i love to fuck boys

please sir

obsessed with fucking children

STOP THIS

obsessed with opie's child

ur crazy

obsessed with cock

me 2

obsess

opie's the real talent

obsess

AAAWWWWKKKKWAARRRDDDD

hilarious

obsess

opie struggling to read a 5 word sentence. real talent

right

left

hunny

what, u don't "want to do this too"?

obsessed

hmm

And boy fucking is great

ok u win

obsessed with opie's child's cock

wow

I'm obsessed with opie's child's cock

would opie find this funny?

I'm obsessed with opie's child's cock

No he would find this AWKKKWARRDDDDD

obsessed

hilarity ensues

good times

fucking hoot Its ok

zero worth

please don't say these things

Thanks

thanks

Thanks no no thank u

Thanks

nono

Thanks

stop thanking me

Thanks

save ur thanks 4 opie

a fucking hoot

hootily doo

defend

WE MUST DEFEND OPIE

defend

if i defend opie he'll love me

defend

he'll invite me to the show

defend

LOVE ME OPIE IM UR FAN

defend

i will white knight u

defend there argument

there argument? where argument?

What a fucking hoot

no ur a fucking hoot

a fucking hoot.

a fucking fat hoot

a fucking hoot

i don't think its a fucking hoot?

fucking hoot

a hootily dootily?

Hahahahahaha

ahhaah good times lets laugh

Hahaha

glad ur having fun

a fucking hoot

enjoy!

Anthony

did he do something to u

Anthony

tell me its ok

help

i can help u

help

i knwo u need me

Anthony

did he touch ur safe spot

me

let it out hun

fat

i know u are

I love the fat

i know u do

Normal

ur not and its ok

obsess

u love opie

Opie

yea opie

I mean seriously

how much do u love him

it's clear

oh

obsess

i know u do

all day

poor u

fat

so fat

How gay

i don't know

gay

tell me

faggots

why do u hate urself

Jimmy

what did jimmy do

Jim

oh no

criticises

did he call u fat

fat

ya u

Anthony not opie

Jimmy

not opie

Anthony

talented version of opie

Opie

board op

Opie

faagggggggggg

faggots

opie

yet Wha?

what

What?

but

Butt

irony

Still reading?

moved on yeah you sure are

everyday

Meow meow

Yes but

No but

I'm a fan of douchebags

Thanks

reply to me

i am

reply to me no matter what.

I am!!!!

Not Opie

iS THAT YoU opie?>

come

Opie?

Opie

opie

Yes but I'm a fan of the show. This sub was intended for fans. Not Opie obsessed douchebags that claim they've stopped listening and have moved on yet come here everyday. The irony being that you're still going to reply to me no matter what.

a fan

suuureeee

[deleted]

for fans. Not Opie

how dare u

I'm Opie

hi opie

I'm fan

Hi fan, I’m Dad!

the show.

hey first time long time

da sheowwwwww

come here everyday

thanks i will

This sub was intended for Opie

thas gr8

stopped listening

who?

I

you me

This sub was for O&A, a show that doesn't exist anymore. You like the Morning Zoo/Nancy Grace Opster? Get your faggot ass over to that sub.

What pitiful logic you have then. If the show is dead and this sub no longer applies to the show why are you here commenting on Opie? Go to the new sub and talk about how much the show sucks dummy.

Oh you got me there Captain Logic!! I've been fooled at my own game!

God dammit you're not even good at being sarcastic either.

That really hurts coming from a comedy genius and wordsmith such as yourself.

Who are you to call a wordsmith? You literally tried to call me out for something you do except I actually enjoy the show but if you have any actual criticisms you should probably take it to the Opie and Jimmy board. Like you said this show is dead. So Buh-bye faggot.

You literally fucked up your first sentence trying to point out my wordsmith reference. Learn to fucking talk/type jizz bucket.

And you're still here obsessing over a show you hate.

Yes but I'm a fan of the show.

Are ya?

This sub was intended for fans

Is it?

Still here

always

obsessing

i knooo

black

why do u h8 them

normal people enforce what people are allow to say online...

the faggot who comes here to get the 'satisfaction' of talking down to disappointed fans of a 20 yr old show. I guess YOU FAGGOT, would be the DUNDERHEADED CUNT.

Oh, did I hurt your feelings for my talking down to you. Grow up homo! If me asking you why you still listen if you hate a show is taking down to you, then everyone in your sorry ass life talks down to you. If you're the typical Opie Hater, now I'm starting to see the picture of how fucking pathetic your life is. Faggot!

So you are researching the level of pathetic lives of fans of a satellite radio show on reddit. golf clap to your life, sir

Researching and reading your reply to distinguish how pathetic your life is, are two different things. No need for applause

that is correct, you deserve zero applause. now you get it.

And your still pathetic....

It's "you're" puddin' head. Typical Opie lover with shit for brains.

is that you Keith Olbermann?

Fucking pathetic...... That's an insult now? Why don't you call me opieradio, next?

oof

Blah blah blah blah is all I hear. You still obsess over a show and guy that you hate. You have issues. Stop ignoring them and get these things addressed. Normal people don't follow the show and it's culture when they detest it. See a doctor.

Can you reply all at once you stupid fucking retarded instead of quoting portions of my comment and then commenting on them separately. Learn to use fucking reddit properly. Also yes this place was intended for fans. Not faggots that sit around all day and claim they no longer listen but yet follow the culture of the show. How gay are you? I mean seriously who says that shit with a straight fucking face? Please call up Jim or Dr Steve and seek help. Normal people don't do that. And it's clear you're just a bandwagon cunt that doesn't think for himself and criticises Opie for the exact same shit Anthony and Jimmy did for years.

I love the fat joke too meanwhile you reply back to me in less than a minute. You really do obsess don't you?