Who the f eats candy anyway I'm not a child I'm not fucking six years old har glrrh i.. I err why err why don't you fucking put some fucking ketchup on it you hack
I haven't had any good trick or treaters in years. The kids come up to my door and say "trick or treat!" and I always say "How old are ya?" And if they say anything 6 and up I yell "GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE but tell your younger friends to drop by!"
Some Halloweens I cut a hole in the back of the candy bowl and tell all the trick or treaters that the good candy is at the bottom.
22 comments
14 dxInt 2014-11-01
That's what he wants you to do. Don't believe his Neil Sedaka-laced lies
11 photonblaster9000 2014-11-01
Kids these days just don't give a care ...
7 Phillipmcd 2014-11-01
Language.
9 [deleted] 2014-11-01
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2 TriangleDimes 2014-11-01
It's nice to know there's at least one stupid asshole out there who takes his tweets seriously, though.
4 AH_BLUEFACE 2014-11-01
Plot twist: Colin just bought a bunch of candy for himself.
4 devilsadvocate33 2014-11-01
Those are some really safe, "right down Main Street" choices.
I expected better from him.
3 numba13 2014-11-01
Since when do kids go trick or treating at 530pm?
2 ScoleriBrother 2014-11-01
Since the past 10 years probably. Most townships have curfews of like 9pm on halloween.
3 Xicor1 2014-11-01
This is far more hilarious than it deserves to be.
3 breadmoccasin 2014-11-01
Who gives out York Peppermint Patties?
3 pay_da_troll_toll 2014-11-01
Who wants his candy after this http://imgur.com/ax0FljG
2 Z-Tay 2014-11-01
Kids don't go trick or treating anymore.
I haven't had any in the past three years.
6 NhaterJR 2014-11-01
Registered sex offender joke
2 c0up0n 2014-11-01
Doesn't he live in an apartment in Manhattan? I am pretty sure this is a joke.
2 cabaretcabaret 2014-11-01
It's too real though
2 Makan- 2014-11-01
york peppermint patties are gross
1 kristal010 2014-11-01
Damn kids
1 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2014-11-01
Those damn kids... THEY'RE TELLIN LIES! I didn't do none of that stuff. They lied about my friend Jerry too! They was all lies!
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1 unprovoked_hate 2014-11-01
Who the f eats candy anyway I'm not a child I'm not fucking six years old har glrrh i.. I err why err why don't you fucking put some fucking ketchup on it you hack
1 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2014-11-01
I haven't had any good trick or treaters in years. The kids come up to my door and say "trick or treat!" and I always say "How old are ya?" And if they say anything 6 and up I yell "GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE but tell your younger friends to drop by!"
Some Halloweens I cut a hole in the back of the candy bowl and tell all the trick or treaters that the good candy is at the bottom.
1 AntsCamera 2014-11-01
Well maybe if last year he did not invite the kids in for "pictures and alcohol" he would have had more visitors.
Plus that Megans Law thing kinda interferes, as parents are getting smart on that these days.
1 RatherPleasent 2014-11-01
It's alright, after seeing the tweet Bobby probably raced over to Colin's house to eat the treats. It was CQ's plan all along.
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