I'm 20 and Jimmy has preemptively ruined my future sex life

0  2014-10-31 by mcnaughty1994

By listening to the show over the past couple of years, I've learned about so many hot fetishes that most people don't discover until their 40s so now there's so much less to discover later in life. I'm anticipating a boring sex life by 40. I guess the religious right could be correct in that gay marriage will create a society in which pedophilia and zoophilia are celebrated...

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I'm 20 and he hasn't. Sucks to be you.

I guess you havent discovered internet porn yet

You'll just have to start fucking guys a decade sooner to freshen things up. A sexual mix-tape, so to speak.