I'm 20 and Jimmy has preemptively ruined my future sex life
0 2014-10-31 by mcnaughty1994
By listening to the show over the past couple of years, I've learned about so many hot fetishes that most people don't discover until their 40s so now there's so much less to discover later in life. I'm anticipating a boring sex life by 40. I guess the religious right could be correct in that gay marriage will create a society in which pedophilia and zoophilia are celebrated...
3 comments
2 numba13 2014-10-31
I'm 20 and he hasn't. Sucks to be you.
2 Frappo 2014-10-31
I guess you havent discovered internet porn yet
1 equinoxexistential 2014-10-31
You'll just have to start fucking guys a decade sooner to freshen things up. A sexual mix-tape, so to speak.