This dOpe...

14  2014-10-30 by Dannyprecise

...allows his stupid kid to play baseball in his living room and he accepts the damages because "that's what happens when you have kids" and then complains he can't watch tv because he has to raise kids (poorly, obviously) but can sit there and name a dozen terrible reality shows he's into. What a fucking uninteresting life this pretend-interesting person leads. No wonder that genetic disaster Sam and he are off the air friends.

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Sam is such scum. you can tell he's someone that enjoys when things go badly for others. then he comes out and says "it's harder to create than to criticize" oh fuck you, what have you created? your entire career is a handout show from Opie (who's dick you sucked for years) and your show is just you blathering on about celebrities and wrestling. fucking dullard.

sam is just being a troll, theres no way he doesnt go home and tell his gf how lame opie was that day, sam loves shitting on people, he also loves being the heel, i bet he's actually not that bad off air.

Yeah, people forget Sam used to do the EXACT SAME THING to Scorch back in the day... Sam is basically Petyr Baelish.

Did Jess bang Johnny Knoxville?

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Well...he's right...no more funny.

Wait, he named his daughter Opetta!?

Burn in hell Opie, you child abuser.

What is that? A recording of dOpie and his kid? Why do you have that?? Has he shared that?!?

The thing about Manhattan is there just isn't anywhere to play baseball. It's not like there is an enormous park right in the middle of it.

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Instead of dOpie, may I suggest Board OPie as an insult?