We make a lot of jokes on here, but I hope everyone on the show, and even this subreddit, has a great life and fun times. Except Roland. 100% legitimately hope he dies. I hope he wakes up strangling on his own blood and dies shitting himself on his dirty carpeted floors.
Even if I were being led out by the Viet Cong after being held in a prison camp for 4 months, as I was kneeling down in the dust and felt the cold rifle against the back of my skull, if I could just look up and see Roland's sunbleached skeleton laying in a hanging cage, I'd have to smile and inhale brightly.
He overeats because he has a seriously warped, fucked up sexuality. Everybody says repressed homosexual, but I'm learning more and more towards pedophilia these days for that creep. He genuinely creeps me out.
I'm not entirely sure where all the attitude comes from in that studio, between Troy and his 14 year old personality, Roland and his grossly inflated sense of self worth and Sam and his insatiable need to instigate. How in the flying fuck is Erock the only normal person working there?
The other day, Jim made a fat joke involving both Erik and Roland, and he only apologized to Roland. No one noticed or acknowledged it but it definitely makes you wonder how thin skinned that beluga whale is
o0o0o0o0o0o0o he really got the guy with that one.
roland is such a fucking boob, if he was just a nice fat guy everyone would love him but he acts like one of those rude handicapped people so you just stop feeling sorry for him.
fuck the opie shit, i wish we would really band together and take down roland and brother joe, they are the ones who really deserve it.
I'm by no means a Roland fan but in all seriousness. What do you really expect him to do, someone blatantly fucking with him of course he'll react. I wonder what he'll do though.
This. Before he went with the mispronounce words wrong intentionally, end all sentences with a question, forget Bruce lyrics shot. I used to think he was fun.
Now he's a sad monster with a deep, dark secret that we all know.
as much praise as ant has gotten how many times has he ruined a great awkward moment because he's a scared insecure faggot himself and cant handle a real moment.
instead of having dead air with roland sobbing he just keeps talking to fill up the noise, he's such a little girl.
No, I understand exactly how Ant feels I cant stand being around people getting emotional it makes my skin crawl. Roland and all these faggots have the easiest job in the world and it utterly breaks them. Its fucking pathetic. Roland is crying because some higher up got mad at him? HOLY SHIT, I guess I should have eaten a shotgun slug years ago
Tho you are right they should have just left dead air with him sobbing, I have heard they were concerned about him committing suicide, its why they never really fuck with him. He is very delicate, they dont want a 2nd suicide in the same position (Roland replaced Steve C)
When he would come on and derail the show for 40 minutes with some kind of wholly uninteresting and valueless food discussion. The ship-steerer was 50% to blame, of course. 9x out of 10, twas him that summoned Roland.
After doing this for twenty years, he knows getting a fat bore to talk about food can allow him to coast for an hour at least. Ship-steering skills of Titanic proportions.
For me it was the constant cornet bullshit, and the stories of him making snide remarks about "pedestrian desserts". He's foodie hipster, and I was annoyed as fuck with all them when I was in NYC, knowing he was part of that group of fat, balding assholes just made it easy to despise him.
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45 breadmoccasin 2014-10-30
We make a lot of jokes on here, but I hope everyone on the show, and even this subreddit, has a great life and fun times. Except Roland. 100% legitimately hope he dies. I hope he wakes up strangling on his own blood and dies shitting himself on his dirty carpeted floors.
31 TriangleDimes 2014-10-30
Even if I were being led out by the Viet Cong after being held in a prison camp for 4 months, as I was kneeling down in the dust and felt the cold rifle against the back of my skull, if I could just look up and see Roland's sunbleached skeleton laying in a hanging cage, I'd have to smile and inhale brightly.
12 genghisjohn187 2014-10-30
Wow this is fucking dark. I laughed.
7 drexler57346 2014-10-30
This bummed me out about my own dirty carpet.
7 BeerCanThick 2014-10-30
He overeats because he has a seriously warped, fucked up sexuality. Everybody says repressed homosexual, but I'm learning more and more towards pedophilia these days for that creep. He genuinely creeps me out.
Somehow, Roland is a sick sick son of a bitch.
21 theonewholeads 2014-10-30
Roland absolutely sucks.
Remember that one time he started crying?
10 DoubleGunns 2014-10-30
http://youtu.be/H6kW2mQuFR8?t=1m10s
23 JayEtheridge 2014-10-30
Opie: That's why I'm out in a year.
Still there 3 years later.
3 Z-Tay 2014-10-30
http://youtu.be/7nqcgUDoV_M
17 turdthief 2014-10-30
Roland is actually 350 lbs of pie filling encased in pudding skin.
5 TheMonkfish 2014-10-30
Sir, he needs both feet on the scale for an accurate reading.
16 letitride85 2014-10-30
You better be careful, according to the Opester Roland can be a "problem".....
yuck
14 AntsCamera 2014-10-30
I'm neither tough guy, nor meathead, but I can drop Roland in one punch.
Just wrap lettuce around your fist, and tap him.
He will go into vitamin shock, then you can hog-tie him and sell him to Smithfield Pork company.
10 AfflictionTshirt 2014-10-30
Yeah right. Just tip him over and send him rolling down the hall. "problem" solved
6 letitride85 2014-10-30
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QrW0oIEZ9AI/maxresdefault.jpg
7 Willfoley 2014-10-30
The only thing Roland can be a problem for is an all you can eat buffet.
11 QuantumDice 2014-10-30
Which childish fat fuck you talking about?
7 gussano1015 2014-10-30
I am U
lol
6 c4mac 2014-10-30
I'm not entirely sure where all the attitude comes from in that studio, between Troy and his 14 year old personality, Roland and his grossly inflated sense of self worth and Sam and his insatiable need to instigate. How in the flying fuck is Erock the only normal person working there?
5 BottleOfAon 2014-10-30
Who does that duncey cunt think he's scaring? He's the least intimidating human being I've ever encountered.
4 TheMonkfish 2014-10-30
Bitch stood in front of the sun and scared Mayans. He's legit.
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5 thatsnotwhatimsaying 2014-10-30
Roland reminds me of this guy
6 Eddie_Savitz_Pizza 2014-10-30
Roland reminds me of this guy
5 Dannyprecise 2014-10-30
The other day, Jim made a fat joke involving both Erik and Roland, and he only apologized to Roland. No one noticed or acknowledged it but it definitely makes you wonder how thin skinned that beluga whale is
3 Knightscribe 2014-10-30
Roland's skin is as thin as he isn't.
4 dochattan 2014-10-30
Roland posted those replies from his office chair
3 numba13 2014-10-30
He thinks you're Fake Roland and wants to get your twitter account banned again.
4 CUNTYMOM 2014-10-30
o0o0o0o0o0o0o he really got the guy with that one.
roland is such a fucking boob, if he was just a nice fat guy everyone would love him but he acts like one of those rude handicapped people so you just stop feeling sorry for him.
fuck the opie shit, i wish we would really band together and take down roland and brother joe, they are the ones who really deserve it.
3 AntsCamera 2014-10-30
Better watch out, he might sic his Hollywood connections on you!
You might get a call from the extra from Lost Agent, or any of the other talent he has brought to us unworthy listeners.
3 maynardsabeast 2014-10-30
It's times like this that makes me miss the old days and makes me not hate you guys that much
2 Houghton91 2014-10-30
I'm by no means a Roland fan but in all seriousness. What do you really expect him to do, someone blatantly fucking with him of course he'll react. I wonder what he'll do though.
2 chippersonlyle 2014-10-30
That fat fuck won't do shit. Opie acts like Roland is a UFC fighter. The dude is fat and would wind out after one swing.
0 letitride85 2014-10-30
Early Roland was great...but like most of Opies obsessions he got old real quick.
3 TheMonkfish 2014-10-30
This. Before he went with the mispronounce words wrong intentionally, end all sentences with a question, forget Bruce lyrics shot. I used to think he was fun.
Now he's a sad monster with a deep, dark secret that we all know.
-7 packitchofsositch 2014-10-30
Where did the Roland hate originate? I usually get a chuckle out of his appearances on the show.
15 Holzmann 2014-10-30
It originated the second the doctor saw his skull crowning out of his mother's vagina.
12 AfflictionTshirt 2014-10-30
Ugly fat fuck, self-important foodie, acts tough but is super fragile (may cry/suicide), fucked up cinco de mayo
5 packitchofsositch 2014-10-30
"super fragile (may cry/suicide)"
haha I never heard that clip. Anyone got a link?
3 AfflictionTshirt 2014-10-30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6kW2mQuFR8
3 packitchofsositch 2014-10-30
lol what a shitpotato.
1 CUNTYMOM 2014-10-30
as much praise as ant has gotten how many times has he ruined a great awkward moment because he's a scared insecure faggot himself and cant handle a real moment.
instead of having dead air with roland sobbing he just keeps talking to fill up the noise, he's such a little girl.
5 AfflictionTshirt 2014-10-30
No, I understand exactly how Ant feels I cant stand being around people getting emotional it makes my skin crawl. Roland and all these faggots have the easiest job in the world and it utterly breaks them. Its fucking pathetic. Roland is crying because some higher up got mad at him? HOLY SHIT, I guess I should have eaten a shotgun slug years ago
3 AfflictionTshirt 2014-10-30
Tho you are right they should have just left dead air with him sobbing, I have heard they were concerned about him committing suicide, its why they never really fuck with him. He is very delicate, they dont want a 2nd suicide in the same position (Roland replaced Steve C)
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When he would come on and derail the show for 40 minutes with some kind of wholly uninteresting and valueless food discussion. The ship-steerer was 50% to blame, of course. 9x out of 10, twas him that summoned Roland.
2 Knightscribe 2014-10-30
After doing this for twenty years, he knows getting a fat bore to talk about food can allow him to coast for an hour at least. Ship-steering skills of Titanic proportions.
3 Z-Tay 2014-10-30
I've never really liked him. Never wanna hear from him again after that cronut nonsense.
4 TheMonkfish 2014-10-30
Fun fact: Next month Dunkin Donuts is coming out with their Donut Croissant - think that'll make the Greggshells and resentful co-host food break?
3 PrinceCharmin 2014-10-30
For me it was the constant cornet bullshit, and the stories of him making snide remarks about "pedestrian desserts". He's foodie hipster, and I was annoyed as fuck with all them when I was in NYC, knowing he was part of that group of fat, balding assholes just made it easy to despise him.
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