"People were let in slightly earlier than announced, around 6:30 p.m. instead of 7. By the time 7:15 rolled around, the first tier of the Dome was fairly well packed and the second and third tiers were starting to fill up."
I'm glad Sammy got the inside scoop. All memorable moments are should be timestamped and catalogued like a bug collection.
"The Dogg closed the show with several versions of the old ‘na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good-bye,’ with his own Doggystyle twist ‘na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, Snoop-Dogg’ and continued to twist it by putting a reggae spin on it."
Goddamn is he hateable. This would actually make for a good bit if it was read to his face by someone who didn't give a shit about him. Is Kevin Pollak available? So many references to time, so much wigger shit, and horrendous writing. It reads like an eighth grade "This is What I Did This Weekend" essay.
One of my favorite gems: "Of course, no song was quite as energetic as the one that Snoop Dogg let audience members know was being performed in order to see if they got crazy."
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12 Lasagna_Hat 2014-10-26
"People were let in slightly earlier than announced, around 6:30 p.m. instead of 7. By the time 7:15 rolled around, the first tier of the Dome was fairly well packed and the second and third tiers were starting to fill up."
I'm glad Sammy got the inside scoop. All memorable moments are should be timestamped and catalogued like a bug collection.
Good thing his mom dropped him off early.
7 TriangleDimes 2014-10-26
This is a level of inexplicable, mundane detail reserved for people who have collections of severed human genitalia.
9 Filmnoir5 2014-10-26
"The Dogg closed the show with several versions of the old ‘na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good-bye,’ with his own Doggystyle twist ‘na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, Snoop-Dogg’ and continued to twist it by putting a reggae spin on it."
That's Pulitzer-worthy.
6 TriangleDimes 2014-10-26
So much despair and grief packed into one quote.
2 Filmnoir5 2014-10-26
Two twists and a spin.
9 867-5309- 2014-10-26
I guarantee that this article is framed and prominently displayed at Sam's parents home.
9 Derilious 2014-10-26
Goddamn is he hateable. This would actually make for a good bit if it was read to his face by someone who didn't give a shit about him. Is Kevin Pollak available? So many references to time, so much wigger shit, and horrendous writing. It reads like an eighth grade "This is What I Did This Weekend" essay. One of my favorite gems: "Of course, no song was quite as energetic as the one that Snoop Dogg let audience members know was being performed in order to see if they got crazy."
8 Lasagna_Hat 2014-10-26
I wish Jimmy would see this so he could rip apart Sam's terrible narrative
8 AntsCamera 2014-10-26
I nearly lost my lunch when this fuck wrote "D-O-double Gizzee"
Is this meant as a serious article?
Sam is....
Just pathetic, it's sad really.
I noticed it was from 9 years ago, what is sad is that I can picture him writing that horseshit today.
He is still a college student, trying to identify with the college crowd.
Florentine voice
D-O-double Gizzee? Really?...............................
Stop it, you are not from the ghetto, you are not urban, you are a poser.
7 chumala 2014-10-26
Wow that is awful. The pride of Syracuse University.
7 asromeburns 2014-10-26
I'm from Syracuse and this just gives me uncontrollable douche chills.
7 Kurt_Love 2014-10-26
I wish he would have referenced the time a little more.
7 [deleted] 2014-10-26
In all seriousness is sam white?
2 c4mac 2014-10-26
The only roving reporting Sam should be doing is in Al Raqqa Syria.
2 DeryDerpette 2014-10-26
This reads like a secondary school English paper.
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