Theory: Colin Quinn's cousin Tim Gage is a Terminator (Model T-0001)

5  2014-10-25 by little-pete-ferguson

Tim Gage was sent back in time to the 1980's to liquidate Joseph Cumia (for crimes against humanity i.e. The Joseph Cumia Show). Surprisingly, Gage was not trained in fire arms. Unfortunately, Tim Gage was a shitty fighter and always got his ass handed to him by Joe in Long Island, rendering the project unsuccessful....

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Don't forget to teach it to use guns this time around.

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