Sam Roberts ^opie junior^ attempt to defending him was quite embarrassing...

2  2014-10-24 by [deleted]

jump to mic to defending Opie from his haters lol how cute.

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Dude, nobody listens to the show anymore. You have to post a clip/timestamp with a link

I would love to hear it, I just won't suffer 3 hours for it

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ohhhh, I didn't know Jerry came back. Yeah, Sam's a little bitch. I've been saying for months he is Opie's protege

had no idea what you were talking about. You just said, "Sam is defending Opie". There was no mention of a caller harassing Opie or even what day it happened.

Just needed a little more info, that's all

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Yeah he gets cut off too soon. I liked his last one better

I enjoyed how Opie remembered him, "You got all you ackoyze...acklids...continues for a while....on all the hater sites last time." Made me happy to know Jerry got to him

Sam jumped in another time a "hater" called in...Opie immediately starts, "ohhh here we go again!!!" and Jim goes, "wait maybe he has a legitimate concern"...then Sam jumps in with "HE'S JUST A DICK!" then Opie joins him, "yeah! just a dick!"

I hope Sam stabs Opie in the back, and takes his position in the near future. Not because I want Sam to get more air-time. just so Opie finally realizes what a little weasel that half-breed is

Indeed. I find it hard to even listen to most clips posted.

"Nice enough guy, but I can't stand the sound of his fucking voice." - Kevin Pollak.

"He's just a little shit!" - Bonnie McFarlane.

Those two lines are what I hate and like about Sam, respectively.

Sam's voice and laugh are obnoxious, sure, and he's certainly an Opie ball-licker, but I don't think the actual content that comes out of his mouth is bad so long as it's not WWE-related. Granted, that's a pretty small sample these days, and I'll admit I'm probably biased because of Jocktober. I think that's where he was at his best, setting up the cuts. Anyway, the show stinks now so it's a moot point.

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The worst part was him telling on jerry for being the guy from before. Tattlin ass motherfucker.

Sounded a lot like a sloppy blowjob to me.

He might be an even bigger cuck than Opie.

Definitely. The guy looks like a mutant and actually had deformed genitalia. You think his wife is interested in that? Who knows why she is with him. She isn't a 10, but she isn't what I picture Sam with either.

So the only explanation is that a bull is on his way to Sam's shitty apartment right now.

He has to suck that asshole, work the taint, juggle the balls and SUCK THAT COCK (RIP Otto) to get on air. Sam is Opie's boot-licking, cock-sucking catamite.

holy fuck! unsub already! lets go back to posting old bits like the old days.

If we're going to do that, then I demand segregated drinking fountains, too.

Only a Disciple of Opie would exclaim "holy fuck" so liberally [taking out my lightsaber; prepare to lose two arms and a leg].

I'm a Disciple of that horse-cocked guinea. Just miss the old days of Patrice videos and classic bits. I had a feeling I would be downvoted to shit just want this sub to be like it was back in the day. Sorry guys I'm just a fat titted zilch.

yeah, more old clips are definitely needed on this sub. but the show this sub is centered around has become utter shit, endless trashing should be expected.

Wait, there's still an O&A show?

If we're going to do that, then I demand segregated drinking fountains, too.

Only a Disciple of Opie would exclaim "holy fuck" so liberally [taking out my lightsaber; prepare to lose two arms and a leg].

Definitely. The guy looks like a mutant and actually had deformed genitalia. You think his wife is interested in that? Who knows why she is with him. She isn't a 10, but she isn't what I picture Sam with either.

So the only explanation is that a bull is on his way to Sam's shitty apartment right now.