how can you write such a short article and fuck up that many times?
He described how he celebrated Norton explaining that he made his wife crepes something he learned to do in school. He acknowledged that most men don't take cooking classes, explained that he also took metal and wood shop. Norton teased him a bit, but acknowledged that cooking was actually more useful adding that while he has a nice kitchen, he does not know how to cook so he eats every meal out.
Not trolling -- big fan of the show. We write news items for people who may not listen all day and the fact that they are on tomorrow is big news if you would otherwise have not listed.
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7 Gronez_Bambaataa 2014-10-23
What a shitty website.
7 [deleted] 2014-10-23
Seriously fuck this site, at this point this guy has to be trolling us.
6 wp9215 2014-10-23
how can you write such a short article and fuck up that many times?
4 CookieHaid 2014-10-23
Every "Empty Lighthouse" article I've seen reads like it was written by an illiterate.
5 fart_yourself_awake 2014-10-23
What a pointless nothing article haha. Why would you write this up?
4 Kennigit 2014-10-23
Remember when they worked fridays and made fun of howard for not and this wasn't a story?
3 TheMonkfish 2014-10-23
Why?
6 drexler57346 2014-10-23
Now I'm reading the very basic word "why" in Florentine's voice. This is fucked up.
5 TheMonkfish 2014-10-23
It gets worse when you picture yourself saying that while wearing a Charlie Bucket wig.
2 CookieHaid 2014-10-23
HA! Reminds me of a young Johnny Brennan from The Jerky Boys: https://twitter.com/JERKYBOYSJOHNNY/status/477143013551247360
3 wifflebb 2014-10-23
Journalism at its finest.
2 MonsteRain 2014-10-23
I'm all in with this article.
Hey OP if this sub helps you put up NUMBERS can we get a little tasssste?
White glove! White glove!
FACE!
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-2 dankline 2014-10-23
Not trolling -- big fan of the show. We write news items for people who may not listen all day and the fact that they are on tomorrow is big news if you would otherwise have not listed.
2 CowsAreCurious 2014-10-23
I don't think you understand what "big news" means.
1 packitchofsositch 2014-10-23
Rangers suck, and so do you.
0 dankline 2014-10-23
Hard to argue with that level of clever.
1 packitchofsositch 2014-10-23
Maybe you should try on your blog. It would be the story of the week.