This place is a toilet

55  2014-10-22 by pj530i

and I mean that as a sincere compliment.

Opie hate started brewing in me the day I realized he was a talentless hack whose relevance ended when shock-jockery died. Since then I've become an expert in knowing all the things that make him a bad broadcaster. The problem for a long time was that I had no real outlet for my knowledge. I don't use twitter (except the one time I created an account to tell Opie to stop taking breaths in the middle of sentences, and he replied "fuck you", which I enjoyed), I can't call the show because I don't listen to it live, and nobody I know in real life listens to the show.

This place, however! I come here a few times a week now just to skim the posts and know that other people think the same thing.

  • Yes, Opie does have the reading skills of a 3rd grader!
  • Yes, he has more crutches than a centipede with polio!
  • Yes, he does take phone calls when a good conversation is happening between two people on the show and he wants to 'contribute', but has nothing of his own to say!
  • Yes, he stomps all over jokes and tries to get credit for them by guessing the last two words!
  • Yes, the basis of every 'funny' thing he does is 'do or say the opposite of what's polite'!
  • Yes, he's a completely self-unaware moron who thinks he's amazing at everything!
  • Yes, he gets mad at people who know the meaning of words that he doesn't understand and usually can't pronounce!

This place is a toilet for sanity restoring rage dumps. With the talent gone and Opie taking center stage, this place is more necessary than ever. I bet there are a lot of folks like me who don't post but come to admire the perfect double-tapered hate logs that you all grace us with.

Keep up the good work.

53 comments

42  schmoegreene 2014-10-22

We're DROPPING HAMMERS in this motherfucker!

7  sybaritical 2014-10-22

Words hurt* *if you're a pussy

3  i_dont_give_a_care 2014-10-22

WE'RE FUCKIN ROCKIN!

1  teeshirtspleez 2014-10-22

Mondo!

24  sixteen-six-six-six 2014-10-22

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets

5  [deleted] 2014-10-22

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14  [deleted] 2014-10-22

"When I got here, I asked the owner: Where's the toilet?" He said "You're in it, pal." Imgur

13  TheMonkfish 2014-10-22

Greggshells boiled down to one word - overcompensating.

11  dankfranklin 2014-10-22

Yeah but RandyCool thinks we're lame. Dude's got "cool" in his name so he knows what's up.

4  CoolerKing37 2014-10-22

Hey now....be nice....

10  dom650 2014-10-22

"More crutches than a centipede with polio" That's brilliant.

4  Anton_Lemieux 2014-10-22

Popsicle stick humor.

-3  cali_gunner 2014-10-22

That bit was way too smart for a popsicle stick.

6  Anton_Lemieux 2014-10-22

To who?

It's the equivalent of a sitcom joke.

0  [deleted] 2014-10-22

More like a SHITcom. Right?!! (Fuck it, I'll join this bombing brigade)

4  brandijolene 2014-10-22

FUCKin homerun. booooooo.

10  Wsallgood 2014-10-22

This place is a toilet simply because we're all pieces of shit.

10  DRIPSCBW 2014-10-22

"more crutches than a centipede with polio" - FAWKIN' HOME RUN!

9  CookieHaid 2014-10-22

cennapeeds don't get polio...that don't make no sense.

6  pj530i 2014-10-22

maybe they don't like string cheese or sumthin

1  StevenBayShore 2014-10-22

Ha. You ass.

1  [deleted] 2014-10-22

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10  letitride85 2014-10-22

"I don't wanna go too deep, most people don't know the deep tracks..."

"...what band is this?"

8  QuantumDice 2014-10-22

I shit my subreddit last night. I did. went out and listened to OpieRadio, just a great fuckin show at one point, I had to go to the bathroom so bad during it. I’m going finish your story, Ope, hurry up I gotta shit. And I had, just fuckin shit On this subreddit

...I'm good twice a week for that. You ever shit this sub?

...I take off all my fuckin clothes, just wipe off leave my observations, my complaints, everything, right there, just right there in the sub and I’m walking barefoot, with my shirt and with his pants that are a 48 waist back to the TACSdiscussion like this (as he acts like he’s doing the Twitter voice guy). At midnight, got up and made the most perfect double tapered post I’ve ever had in my life … true story … who’s the guests on this show?

6  CUNTYMOM 2014-10-22

"true story, im not making this up, i could have lied"

6  BumbiBestie 2014-10-22

Imagine how great those free crab legs were?

2  GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2014-10-22

48 waist with the balloon seat?

7  TruckerLarryMustDie 2014-10-22

Oh I'm sorry Jimmy, I guess I should listen for jokes more. <-He actually said this!!!! Granted the albino joke was horrible, but c'mon brotherman!

6  mokhtar_belmokhtar 2014-10-22

THE PHONES ARE LIT FUCKFACE

6  rahtin 2014-10-22

Management loves what we're doing

3  [deleted] 2014-10-22

ME: Management likes the way the show sounds

1  alcoon-slambag 2014-10-22

but are they exploding?

5  BigGreenYamo 2014-10-22

and I mean that as a sincere compliment.

Man, I was all ready with the "Buy, flush, fuck" stock response.

5  DannyTannersFlow 2014-10-22

Wait, but saying words over & over like "en-ve-lope", "pus-say", "taste", "numberz", etc IS hilarious.

6  jakdak 2014-10-22

ice booket

5  TacoTrots 2014-10-22

Warsh!

2  [deleted] 2014-10-22

BYOOST (in his juicer)

5  fullyhalfempty 2014-10-22

Come back any time pj530i, you killed it for us today.

4  pj530i 2014-10-22

I can't tell if that's a compliment because he says it to every comedian and it's only true half the time.

By the way did you guys see Dear Zachary? Morgan Spurlock turned me on to it. Bbrrrrutal

3  fullyhalfempty 2014-10-22

It is a compliment, your post had me HOWLING!

4  AntsCamera 2014-10-22

Opie is a genius, someone should give him his own radio show one day.

4  cali_gunner 2014-10-22

TP, thoughts?

I don't get why all of you retards are still here obsessed with the show that moved on a long time ago you're all living in the past

Something like that?

4  Patrick_Kane 2014-10-22

That's the bit.

3  [deleted] 2014-10-22

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2  [deleted] 2014-10-22

You're fuckin with his livelihood!

3  Jimandthem 2014-10-22

LEAVE IT ALONE

3  RIPAnthony23 2014-10-22

Let's worsh our hands and eat some bluh-birries to end this tension, I need to go wonder around New York City and film the homeless while going deep into some U2 or Pearl Jam.

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3  c4mac 2014-10-22

Either the thread starter IS Jim Norton, or he is a friend of Jim Norton.

2  DianaKurlan5 2014-10-22

Langua-

2  [deleted] 2014-10-22

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2  letitride85 2014-10-22

I wish Jimmy would call him out more like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYlMQBdAbA8

2  NotInsane 2014-10-22

Yes, he has more crutches than a centipede with polio!

This is legit clever and funny

1  noropthony 2014-10-22

Great post, but you should have used "centipede with an extra leg," instead. Otherwise you're only PARTIALLY in.

1  harriswill 2014-10-22

I liked the George Brett shout out at the end.

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-1  Tell_Em_Fred 2014-10-22

Holy crap, you are all losers. Get a real hobby?

2  letitride85 2014-10-22

are we going too deep for you, maaaannn?

-1  Tell_Em_Fred 2014-10-22

Lame.

3  fullyhalfempty 2014-10-22

It is a compliment, your post had me HOWLING!