What sort of dick do you think Opie's rockin?

0  2014-10-21 by [deleted]

No homo, but I'd say he's got one of those little chodes that looks like a frame from a video of a dick that was going about 250 mph which suddenly slams on the brakes and goes to a dead stop. Basically sort of short and chunky with a really flat head, very steep slope on the helmet kind of vibe. Thoughts?

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Jesus dude.

He's "got a nice piece. Nice piece."

-Opie Two Times

Of course, he does lie "occasionally". I don't really want to think about it beyond that.

"I do alright in that area. I'm not gonna lie. I do alright in that area."

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