Sam has saved those laughs for Opie since he was an intern. He's smart though. If he didn't kiss Opies ass back then; he would be unemployed, and the Executive Producer, Pat Duffy! Which would have only helped In making the show even better than it was. But Pat Didnt swear his undying Allegience to Opie, like Sam did.
His solo show Friday is terrible, his podcast is unlistenable (and I enjoy wrestling) and any idea/bit he's put on the show stinks. Even his hairline hates what is coming out of his mouth and is running rapidly backwards.
During the Patrice/Bobo up and down clip, the camera pans slightly to the right to reveal that Sam is the only one in the room not crying in laughter. Even Kenny is cracking up for fucks sake.
I think I seriously had an unhealthy Hatred of all things Sam. Sams voice, his cockiness, Opie loving, delusions of thinking he earned an on air spot with the show, and how he makes fun of everyone, but nobody can say anything back.
The greatest thing about the show breaking up, is that I subscribed to Ants Show, and I haven't heard that little fucking Wigger since!
Sam is fucking quick and sharp. I really like him. I don't like how he interacts with other staff but I think he keeps bits and breaks going better than opie for damn sure.
This. Yeah, he can be annoying, but I think his presence during say, Jocktober, was a positive. The wrestling stuff can fuck off though, unless it's just funny/stupid shit like WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA
Difference is Roland doesn't seem to volunteer to be on the air. Opie drags him in to waste time.
Sam thinks he should get Howard's studio when he retires because he does a 1/2 hour after show that 5 people listen to, and provides an awful background cackle and worthless 4th mic to Opie and Jimmy.
It's actually not a stupid argument. Reasons: regardless of motive, their audio presence is simply there. You choose to hate Sam more. I choose to hate Roland with all my heart. Different taste's of hate.
Roland is more annoying on-air, but Opie is the one who forces him to get on-mic.
Sam has lapped Opie's asshole (and worked hard behind the scenes) to get all this air-time. Sam has called legitimate complaints "just a bunch of haterzz", laughed at Opie's jokes, and is a glorified YouTuber.
Roland gets 10% of the air-time as Sam, and that is only because Opie forces him. Sam has been clawing for a broadcasting position for years, despite how awful his voice is, how uninteresting he is, and how unlikable he comes off.
I wouldn't knock Sam for motivation, but the fake laughing/ball washing of Opie is absolutely evident. Have to imagine Opie is a piece of shit behind the scenes. Like some bitchy dictator. My hatred for Opie has grown organically through his actions and it's obvious he won't, and doesn't care to, improve on any shortcomings. Jim and random moments are the only reason I casually listen. TACS and other podcasts are my go to now.
Sam being on air more is exposing him. You've got far fewer defenders of this obnoxious fruit here. The best thing people can say for him now is, "At least he's not Roland."
His crazy ass mom probably bottled his piss, and drank it! The show should retire the old, played out bit where Jimmy tries to remember if one of his parents touched him.
I think the show should get a Psychologist in studio, to try and figure out if sam's mom got a little to friendly and close to him , as a child.
Just the fact alone, that she keeps his old hair clippings in a Tupperware container, is abnormal and I truly believe that she is infatchuated with him! There is A Lot of red flags in that mother/son relationship.
I wonder if he fingers Jess with a chicken finger?
Same reaction during the patrice bobo up and down game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg
Sam's a weird dude with an enraging diet that does not drink,for some reason.
Has it ever been explained why he doesnt drink? Its just strange that hes never had alcohol and he certainly doesnt look like hes part of the straight edge scene.
He cooked something and put whiskey in it or something, and didn't tell Sam until after he ate it. It was probably a Nyquil cup worth of whiskey, and Sam was like so offended. Cmon.
I love Sam, but I also happen to be on the younger side of the O and A demo. I think the younger audience takes more to Sam, his Friday show is almost always entertaining.
So you're calling Sam a pissy girlfriend? Or is he just not as professional as the others in the room whose job is to, as the pro wrestling industry calls it, "sell" jokes?
58 comments
44 schmoegreene 2014-10-20
He's gotta save those laughs for Opie.
7 Moxson4 2014-10-20
Sam has saved those laughs for Opie since he was an intern. He's smart though. If he didn't kiss Opies ass back then; he would be unemployed, and the Executive Producer, Pat Duffy! Which would have only helped In making the show even better than it was. But Pat Didnt swear his undying Allegience to Opie, like Sam did.
29 QuantumDice 2014-10-20
Ant laughing at Kevin Pollak's take on Sam.
23 Dre013 2014-10-20
His solo show Friday is terrible, his podcast is unlistenable (and I enjoy wrestling) and any idea/bit he's put on the show stinks. Even his hairline hates what is coming out of his mouth and is running rapidly backwards.
0 [deleted] 2014-10-20
Jocktober tho...
20 dankfranklin 2014-10-20
Most punchable face ever.
15 Presence- 2014-10-20
During the Patrice/Bobo up and down clip, the camera pans slightly to the right to reveal that Sam is the only one in the room not crying in laughter. Even Kenny is cracking up for fucks sake.
14 [deleted] 2014-10-20
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14 ChestRockwell11 2014-10-20
Sam is a young mulatto Opie. Derailer of anything funny and it's just enraging to hear or see him.
14 Moxson4 2014-10-20
I think I seriously had an unhealthy Hatred of all things Sam. Sams voice, his cockiness, Opie loving, delusions of thinking he earned an on air spot with the show, and how he makes fun of everyone, but nobody can say anything back.
The greatest thing about the show breaking up, is that I subscribed to Ants Show, and I haven't heard that little fucking Wigger since!
13 Thelonius16 2014-10-20
You forgot his idiotic food preferences.
8 stevie_janowskii 2014-10-20
You mean chicken fingers, and chicken fingers with ketchup on them?
7 youfuckmymother 2014-10-20
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
4 BumbiBestie 2014-10-20
Those feelings actually mean you are healthy.
11 dakkar1 2014-10-20
why do i hate someone so much ive never met? i hate seeing his fucking face.
11 scoobe 2014-10-20
Sam is fucking quick and sharp. I really like him. I don't like how he interacts with other staff but I think he keeps bits and breaks going better than opie for damn sure.
0 rubbishmyjunk 2014-10-20
This. Yeah, he can be annoying, but I think his presence during say, Jocktober, was a positive. The wrestling stuff can fuck off though, unless it's just funny/stupid shit like WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA
11 Knightscribe 2014-10-20
Just standing in the corner with his dolphin mouth shut, he needs to do more of that.
11 TheRadicalMan 2014-10-20
Much less hateable compared to Roland. Roland is infuriating.
11 TroyMacClure 2014-10-20
Difference is Roland doesn't seem to volunteer to be on the air. Opie drags him in to waste time.
Sam thinks he should get Howard's studio when he retires because he does a 1/2 hour after show that 5 people listen to, and provides an awful background cackle and worthless 4th mic to Opie and Jimmy.
7 Lasagna_Hat 2014-10-20
Yes, the "Roland is worse" argument is fucking stupid. Sam thinks he belongs on the same level as real talent and he really doesn't
I don't care if Sam has 3 other shows on the channel, but I don't want him ruining the main show
1 TheRadicalMan 2014-10-20
It's actually not a stupid argument. Reasons: regardless of motive, their audio presence is simply there. You choose to hate Sam more. I choose to hate Roland with all my heart. Different taste's of hate.
3 Lasagna_Hat 2014-10-20
Roland is more annoying on-air, but Opie is the one who forces him to get on-mic.
Sam has lapped Opie's asshole (and worked hard behind the scenes) to get all this air-time. Sam has called legitimate complaints "just a bunch of haterzz", laughed at Opie's jokes, and is a glorified YouTuber.
Roland gets 10% of the air-time as Sam, and that is only because Opie forces him. Sam has been clawing for a broadcasting position for years, despite how awful his voice is, how uninteresting he is, and how unlikable he comes off.
2 TheRadicalMan 2014-10-20
I wouldn't knock Sam for motivation, but the fake laughing/ball washing of Opie is absolutely evident. Have to imagine Opie is a piece of shit behind the scenes. Like some bitchy dictator. My hatred for Opie has grown organically through his actions and it's obvious he won't, and doesn't care to, improve on any shortcomings. Jim and random moments are the only reason I casually listen. TACS and other podcasts are my go to now.
3 xTugboatWilliex 2014-10-20
I agree. I hate Roland. Opie gets on my nerves. Sam I can deal with.
3 thermiteqaint 2014-10-20
For all of Sam's shortcomings he started so much shit on air, and the staff fights and somebody being in the barrel was decent radio.
-10 [deleted] 2014-10-20
I like roland.
9 schwoogiejoe24 2014-10-20
die
3 TheRadicalMan 2014-10-20
That's not possible.
10 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2014-10-20
Someone should photoshop in a thought bubble. I bet he's thinker of peckas.
11 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2014-10-20
He's probably thinking about fartin on peckahs! Tsss
5 BeerCanThick 2014-10-20
Sam being on air more is exposing him. You've got far fewer defenders of this obnoxious fruit here. The best thing people can say for him now is, "At least he's not Roland."
4 BeerCanThick 2014-10-20
"He had to wring piss out of his own cock until he was in college!"
"That's...that's not funny, guys."
12 PrinceCharmin 2014-10-20
Sam is a hole. That's his role on the show. And I can't stand the sound of his fucking voice, the little shit.
2 Lasagna_Hat 2014-10-20
Half-Black Hole
He brings nothing to the table
3 Moxson4 2014-10-20
His crazy ass mom probably bottled his piss, and drank it! The show should retire the old, played out bit where Jimmy tries to remember if one of his parents touched him.
I think the show should get a Psychologist in studio, to try and figure out if sam's mom got a little to friendly and close to him , as a child. Just the fact alone, that she keeps his old hair clippings in a Tupperware container, is abnormal and I truly believe that she is infatchuated with him! There is A Lot of red flags in that mother/son relationship. I wonder if he fingers Jess with a chicken finger?
3 [deleted] 2014-10-20
But in his head...
3 blue_magoo_62 2014-10-20
wasnt the gary oldman interveiw like the day they found out patrice had died?
2 [deleted] 2014-10-20
If it was, then he gets a pass for sure.
3 anonimescu 2014-10-20
Same reaction during the patrice bobo up and down game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg Sam's a weird dude with an enraging diet that does not drink,for some reason.
4 boofk 2014-10-20
Has it ever been explained why he doesnt drink? Its just strange that hes never had alcohol and he certainly doesnt look like hes part of the straight edge scene.
5 [deleted] 2014-10-20
He had alcohol once; courtesy of Guy Fieri.
2 boofk 2014-10-20
I remember when guy cooked for them but dont remember sam drinking. Did anything notable happen or did sam just have a sip on accident?
3 [deleted] 2014-10-20
Guy said it was a bottle of water when it was really vodka, then squirted it in sam's mouth. Sam was a little bitch about it for months.
2 boofk 2014-10-20
Did he ever explain why he doesnt drink?
1 [deleted] 2014-10-20
I dunno, i think jason had a compilation of it up on youtube
2 [deleted] 2014-10-20
Shit, I was way off. My memory steenks.
1 [deleted] 2014-10-20
He cooked something and put whiskey in it or something, and didn't tell Sam until after he ate it. It was probably a Nyquil cup worth of whiskey, and Sam was like so offended. Cmon.
2 [deleted] 2014-10-20
This. This made me chuckle harder than the show today.
-3 [deleted] 2014-10-20
Shit, you should follow me on Twitter. I'm a'ight. @weirdfellas2
2 lelgimps 2014-10-20
I know you're reading Sam. You are a psychopath. I loved you when Danny was fired, but you fucked up at some point, I hope you get your mojo back.
2 gadooks56 2014-10-20
God I hate that smartass face he's making there. :/
-2 KarlOntario 2014-10-20
I love Sam, but I also happen to be on the younger side of the O and A demo. I think the younger audience takes more to Sam, his Friday show is almost always entertaining.
2 TheDancingSkaMan 2014-10-20
I'm 23 and I hate Sam. I know I'm not alone.
-6 beholdthewang 2014-10-20
Probably because ants just faking that laugh. You guys can't tell with his dick so far down your throats.
-7 CUNTYMOM 2014-10-20
its simple you idiots, he hears the same jokes everyday, he's like the girlfriend that doesnt find her bf as funny as she did in the beginning.
and like someone else said it was most likely a fake ant laugh, its not a taped show so sam doesnt have to pretend to be laughing.
5 small_penis_syndrome 2014-10-20
Can you explain that time he didn't laugh with everyone on the Patrice up and down game
1 KarlOntario 2014-10-20
I can, not everyone has the same sense of humor. Just because other people laugh at something doesn't mean I will.
3 breadmoccasin 2014-10-20
So you're calling Sam a pissy girlfriend? Or is he just not as professional as the others in the room whose job is to, as the pro wrestling industry calls it, "sell" jokes?
7 Lasagna_Hat 2014-10-20
Yes, the "Roland is worse" argument is fucking stupid. Sam thinks he belongs on the same level as real talent and he really doesn't
I don't care if Sam has 3 other shows on the channel, but I don't want him ruining the main show