I. Thou shalt subscribe to XM Satellite Radio.
II. Thou shalt imbibe one cup of yogurt (AKA "The Blood of Opie") every morning at 9 AM, lest your blood sugar become too low.
III. Thou shalt fidget incessantly.
IV. Thou shalt dress as the Lord on religious holidays.
V. Thou shalt Inline Skate.
VI. Thou shalt seek to perfect "The Psycho Factor", in the image of our Lord.
Maybe this site was just a troll? This made me laugh either way.
11 comments
8 HashtonKutcher 2014-10-19
Cringey, I couldn't even get through that.
7 Phillipmcd 2014-10-19
Skate in peace, brotherman.
6 PanzerSmanzer 2014-10-19
Praise Him.
5 drexler57346 2014-10-19
This seems like it's got an element of mocking Opie to it.
4 frrunkis 2014-10-19
I threw up a little reading that horseshit
3 Opprobriousness 2014-10-19
I wish that bit was stricken from history.
3 Peter_______________ 2014-10-19
Wheres Father Doris?
2 gsbird1065 2014-10-19
Did Opie come up with that?
2 [deleted] 2014-10-19
I'm not sure, probably. I can't find any audio on youtube.
2 janedoe2893 2014-10-19
Staunch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdh8EoYoAoM
2 no_more_fatties 2014-10-19
Maybe this site was just a troll? This made me laugh either way.