Even the staunchest Opie supporters couldn't of thought this was a good bit.

0  2014-10-19 by [deleted]

11 comments

Cringey, I couldn't even get through that.

Skate in peace, brotherman.

Praise Him.

This seems like it's got an element of mocking Opie to it.

I threw up a little reading that horseshit

I wish that bit was stricken from history.

Wheres Father Doris?

Did Opie come up with that?

I'm not sure, probably. I can't find any audio on youtube.

I. Thou shalt subscribe to XM Satellite Radio. II. Thou shalt imbibe one cup of yogurt (AKA "The Blood of Opie") every morning at 9 AM, lest your blood sugar become too low. III. Thou shalt fidget incessantly. IV. Thou shalt dress as the Lord on religious holidays. V. Thou shalt Inline Skate. VI. Thou shalt seek to perfect "The Psycho Factor", in the image of our Lord.

Maybe this site was just a troll? This made me laugh either way.