somebody who's good with graphs should do a weekly r/opieandanthony hate ratio index of who's hated the most with word frequency percentages.

0  2014-10-19 by [deleted]

Ya need like graphs and shit and see who's hated the most. Brother joe really is taking the lead lately from opie who's relieved. But it's not official, ya gotta get some actual word frequency data to make your graph. Come on ya geeks, get hustling on it. There's this site but it doesn't cut the mustard.

http://www.online-utility.org/text/analyzer.jsp

Text Analyzer

Free software utility which allows you to find the most frequent phrases and frequencies of words. Non-English language texts are supported. It also counts number of words, characters, sentences and syllables. Also calculates lexical density.

or read it from a website URL (plain text .TXT preffered) :

so i tried running it on

http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony

Number of characters (including spaces) : 10080
Number of characters (without spaces) : 8503
Number of words : 1293
Lexical Density : 53.3643
Number of sentences : 118
Number of syllables : 2668

Some top phrases containing 6 words (without punctuation marks) Occurencies
com submitted&#32 1 hour ago&#32 by&#32 4
opieandanthony submitted&#32 10 hours ago&#32 by&#32 3
com submitted&#32 9 hours ago&#32 by&#32 2
com submitted&#32 2 hours ago&#32 by&#32 2
com submitted&#32 3 hours ago&#32 by&#32 2

Some top phrases containing 5 words (without punctuation marks) Occurencies
submitted&#32 1 hour ago&#32 by&#32 5
submitted&#32 10 hours ago&#32 by&#32 4
com submitted&#32 1 hour ago&#32 4
submitted&#32 3 hours ago&#32 by&#32 3
opieandanthony submitted&#32 10 hours ago&#32 3
submitted&#32 9 hours ago&#32 by&#32 3
com submitted&#32 2 hours ago&#32 2
com submitted&#32 3 hours ago&#32 2
com submitted&#32 9 hours ago&#32 2
submitted&#32 2 hours ago&#32 by&#32 2
textsearch for &quot text&quot in 2
hours ago&#32 by&#32 hahrrgishold on 2

Some top phrases containing 4 words (without punctuation marks) Occurencies
1 hour ago&#32 by&#32 5
submitted&#32 1 hour ago&#32 5
10 hours ago&#32 by&#32 4
com submitted&#32 1 hour 4
submitted&#32 10 hours ago&#32 4
opieandanthony submitted&#32 10 hours 3
3 hours ago&#32 by&#32 3
submitted&#32 3 hours ago&#32 3
submitted&#32 2 hours ago&#32 3
submitted&#32 9 hours ago&#32 3
ago&#32 by&#32 hahrrgishold on 3
9 hours ago&#32 by&#32 3
2 hours ago&#32 by&#32 2
com submitted&#32 9 hours 2
the anthony cumia show 2
no include or exclude 2
com submitted&#32 3 hours 2
com submitted&#32 2 hours 2
hours ago&#32 by&#32 hahrrgishold 2
textsearch for &quot text&quot 2
for &quot text&quot in 2

Some top phrases containing 3 words (without punctuation marks) Occurencies
hours ago&#32 by&#32 17
hour ago&#32 by&#32 5
1 hour ago&#32 5
submitted&#32 1 hour 5
10 hours ago&#32 4
com submitted&#32 1 4
submitted&#32 10 hours 4
2 hours ago&#32 3
3 hours ago&#32 3
9 hours ago&#32 3
anthony cumia show 3
ago&#32 by&#32 hahrrgishold 3
by&#32 hahrrgishold on 3
opieandanthony submitted&#32 10 3
submitted&#32 9 hours 3
submitted&#32 2 hours 3
submitted&#32 3 hours 3
for &quot text&quot 2
no include or 2
opie and anthony 2
textsearch for &quot 2
minutes ago&#32 by&#32 2
the anthony cumia 2
jim norton&#39 s 2
&quot text&quot in 2
cooold in the 2
com submitted&#32 9 2
com submitted&#32 2 2
com submitted&#32 3 2
30am sam&#39 s 2

Some top phrases containing 2 words (without punctuation marks) Occurencies
ago&#32 by&#32 25
hours ago&#32 18
com submitted&#32 15
&bull &bull 7
opieandanthony submitted&#32 7
hold on 6
1 hour 5
submitted&#32 1 5
hour ago&#32 5
&#32 self 5
a new 4
10 hours 4
&#32 imgur 4
be submitted&#32 4
anthony cumia 4
submitted&#32 10 4
cumia show 4
&#32 youtube 4
2 hours 3
3 hours 3
by&#32 hahrrgishold 3
9 hours 3
submitted&#32 9 3
submitted&#32 3 3
submitted&#32 2 3
of the 3
s twitter 3
hahrrgishold on 3
of reddit 2
joe is 2

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How am I supposed to find the time to make a graph when I am just awash in female vaginas (vaginae?)?

To pay the bills, I build, edit and maintain databases. In addition, I build queries to analyze said data. But, in depth analysis is not needed in this situation. While brother Joe doesn't have the chops to host a talk show that would be entertaining, he is a pretty good guitar player, which is his primary profession. I say this because I play guitar as well and have done the bar scene playing cover songs for almost two decades. Concerning Opie, well, he sucks at his primary profession. He has no talents. Joe wins. At least he's good at something and makes money from his talent. They're both idiots, don't get me wrong. But , no analysis is necessary to conclude who's the biggest loser here.

Ask Opie.

He likes math I think.