All of you losers would suck opes cock in real life

0  2014-10-17 by maynardsabeast

Opie I love the show! Been a fan for over 10 years! You're doing a great job without ant....

Just a constant dick suck fest. And then you would come online and tell us all how cool and badass you were and how you sure told him.

Fucking losers. It's insane how obsessed you are.

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Only a sycophant loser like yourself would project that onto the rest of us. Most of us are fans of COMEDY. We don't idolize radio DJ's. Opie's a lame uninteresting unfunny dorky disc jockey who got lucky.

He walks around NYC constantly filming homeless people like a douchey tourist trying to get recognized and nobody pays any attention to him. The only people who would "suck opes cock in real life" are the fat pathetic creeps who buy his awful shirts and compliment him on twitter for his "great lines" in hope of a retweet, i.e. you.

so much this.

Meanwhile you worship some faggot who walks around Times Square talking pictures of black people -- oh wait I mean "scaffolding"

I prefer to call them 'monkey bars'

You're trying too hard

Didn't take much effort at all, really, but thanks.

How many of Opie's shirts did you buy? Size XXL? Maybe tweet him and ask for a sodoku so you can frame it like a fucking retard.

I'm in fabulous shape sir. Size L budday

You feel better now?

Hard to suck a dick when you're backing into it repeatedly screaming hold on.

You sure cut to the core of me there

Sure did. Took zero effort too

Just wanted to say, I had nothing to do with this.

FUCKENSUNOVABITCH!!1

I think we have a lot in common!

Post is a bit on the angry side, but the man's not a liar.

I've thrown a few jabs at the Opester, however would suck his piece dry if I saw him.

I don't like how he assumes some of us haven't already.