Brother Joe, property thief.
66 2014-10-16 by JCP_1975
Someone mentioned this a few weeks ago regarding Brother Joe's logo, where he stole the www.gif.tv graphic and is using it as his own logo for his 'podcast'. Normally, I wouldn't give a shit, but, since this fucking clown went on a maniacal rant regarding the illegal downloading (stealing) of TACS from torrent sites, I think it's only fair he gets the same treatment. Stealing is stealing, am I right, gentlemen?
So, I'm going to see how quickly I can get him to stop using the graphic he stole from www.gif.tv. Yeah, I'm bored and I hate that cunt.
186 comments
54 TheMonkfish 2014-10-16
Be careful where you tread. Coattails Cumia has connections with the cyber police. Consequences will never be the same.
54 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
I wish he was connected to an electric chair.
7 PSU19420 2014-10-16
And someone forgot to wet the sponge.
1 Wobbly_Red_Snappa 2014-10-16
I love your tag lol
2 Ricekrisper 2014-10-16
LOL haha
9 freshmozz 2014-10-16
He'll back-trace the shit out of you!
4 ledcock 2014-10-16
ya dunn goofed
39 xxmikekxx 2014-10-16
How is he against file-sharing. HIS ENTIRE CAREER IS BASED ON TAKING OTHER PEOPLE'S MUSIC. If U2 decided to sue anyone doing their music he'd be finished
-8 BrotherJoeCumia 2014-10-16
Genius- see here? This is what I'm talking about. You're making shit up! It's hysterical! #1, Bands can't sue for covering their material live, #2 I NEVER SAID ANYTHING AGAINST FILE SHARING. I was using Limewire when Lars was pissed off about it, and YOU were probably swimming around in your mothers cunt. Getting away from all that...WHY would you fantasize over U2 deciding to sue me if it were possible ? What was it that I DID TO YOU PERSONALLY THAT WOULD DESERVE ME NOT BEING ABLE TO FEED MY DAUGHTER AND PAY MY MORTGAGE? Dude- can you even answer that question seriously? You don't know me. How can you have ANY legitimate reason for disliking me? Again it gets back to my original post here.
6 jimcozad 2014-10-16
So he doesn't know you, Ok but you did just go on a 3 or 4 paragraph ranting, analyzing him attempting to get a reaction by making him jealous and feel small. What do you think he's gonna do? Bake you cookies. Way to fucking poke the bear. I lol'd at Coattails Cumia. Entitled notalent. Enjoy the internet hate machine.
2 SkipErrl 2014-10-16
On average, how much time in the day do you spend sculpting that magnificent goatee?
2 Abarf 2014-10-16
Maybe try going to careerbuilder.com and get up in the morning instead of trying to hop on a moving train which you do not have a ticket to ride,while doing your best to derail it?
1 [deleted] 2014-10-16
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0 MyCatsBetter 2014-10-16
My legitimate reason for disliking you is that you appear on your brothers radio network simply because you are his brother - not because you are talent, simply by relation you get "air time". You are delusional and think people want to hear anything you have to say. Your audience consists of stupid white trash blockheads that have nothing of substance to contribute (see your callers). I was subscribed to TACS the day I heard about it and cancelled it the day Mary Jean was eating a banana topless because of how childish and out of touch with what is actually funny Anthony has become.
I've listened to O&A since day 1 of WNEW by chance and have followed their career/show all along. I believe Anthony has the capacity to be hilarious but he simply is mailing it in. I can't listen to his racist/political rants because of how uninteresting they are and how little of a FUCK I give about politics. I tuned in for the funny.
I still listen to Opie&Jim in the morning because I do enjoy their humor and style - they have fallen off but appear to be coming back - I stay subscribed to siriusxm because of Ron & Fez and will continue listening to both shows.
You need to stop making yourself look like an obnoxious entitled dickbag and arguing with people on the internet. The people who hate to hate are NOT fucking present here. We are trolls looking to get a rise out of you and then laugh when you get mad.
You can't even reply to this because you know I'm so fucking right and that hurts you.
So accept it and move on and grow up or start replying like an angry little bitch.
LOVE YA JOE.
29 [deleted] 2014-10-16
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18 richardocabeza 2014-10-16
I love how it even says GIF.TV on it still haha
2 danimalplanimal 2014-10-16
LOL!
2 Ojisan1 2014-10-16
Too lazy and/or stupid to hide where his stolen intellectual property is ripped from.
4 chippersonlyle 2014-10-16
You can go to any convenient store and scrounge more than 21$ in change lying around in the parking lot.
4 cc1945 2014-10-16
"Guilty by association"
YEEUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
1 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
He also uses it in his new promotional video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55XwzydkTNk
FYI, most of that money was donated as a joke. A few of us donated a $1.
-1 Ojisan1 2014-10-16
The joke's on you, that $1 is more than he makes doing a shitty Bono impression.
0 free2game 2014-10-16
BLACKJACK
0 jimmybrite 2014-10-16
I see you've heard of Miracle Mineral Supplements
My aunt sells this shit, I told her she was an immoral piece of shit, she called me a sheep. Whatever bitch I'll be laughing at your funeral.
0 nguyen_ 2014-10-16
It's still at $21. Fucking lol.
-1 DianaKurlan5 2014-10-16
Ooff..
-1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-10-16
Hey, who is this dude? https://www.indiegogo.com/individuals/8733783
17 chippersonlyle 2014-10-16
My favorite is how he uses a 25 year old pic of himself on social media. He is the fat washed up chick that uses her old pic.
4 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
But all of that is forgiven because he wears sleeveless shirts.
9 TacoTrots 2014-10-16
Harsh tats MUST be shown at all times.
-9 BrotherJoeCumia 2014-10-16
"Your favorite"?? Really? What are you? A fucking geek or a chick??? There's more current video of me playing with 2U and Almost Journey posted on Social Media sites in a month than all of you tools combined in s year, And let's assume for arguments sake that I was so self conscious or so vane that I used an old pic? How does it effect you? Oh, it doesn't? You just "don't like it"? You're Another little bitch with a twisted agenda needing to belong to a group of losers just like himself
4 MyCatsBetter 2014-10-16
You just bragged about uploading your own video content to youtube of you playing in cover bands. You're like almost famous bro! CONGRATS!
4 CowsAreCurious 2014-10-16
It's almost too bad their dad is dead because if he could see what his two sons became, you know Anthony would be his favorite by a mile.
3 jimcozad 2014-10-16
Yeah he probably likes ketchup or sumthin, tss tss
15 ricardo_von_nicht 2014-10-16
I dont get it, both him and OPie. How do their brain's function? So, all critiscm of them is "hate" and they dont consider it valid. Positive comments are the only ones considered valid. Therefore, by extension, they cannot do any wrong, and each action they do is the correct one. Makes-No-Fucking-Sense.
I hate people like this. Its shitty to say, but knowing Joe is associated with Anthony even in the smallest way, makes me enjoy the show slightly less.
He has to be put on the ignore list completely. No one should watch his show even for the novelty, no one should follow his twitt or reply to him, he should be outcast completely without any acknowledgment. Put out into the woods and placed on the keep no mind list
Edit: This was meant as a reply to the other thread regarding this: http://imgur.com/a/mNbvR but its relevant. For all the holier than now bullshit attitude people have towards internet "culture", they are doing the same, if not worse things.
5 balderoonus 2014-10-16
You've got to remember that even using something as crude as basic I.Q levels, 50% of the population are below the average, these two just happened to move in the same circles
1 Anton_Lemieux 2014-10-16
Oh, hey, he replied to my insult and doesn't understand what "runs in the family" means.
I feel slightly honored.
-16 BrotherJoeCumia 2014-10-16
Case in point. This dolt actually verbalized the lesson I gave you morons in my first post here!!! "I hate people like this. Its shitty to say, but knowing Joe is associated with Anthony even in the smallest way, makes me enjoy the show slightly less." THERE IT IS! I rest my case fuckers! The reason you hate us us because we're ASSOCIATED with Anthony...The person that YOU WILL NEVER BE ANY CLOSER TO THAN VIEWING OVER YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR. Look, I could read through this entire waste of pixels and pick your little lives apart all morning long, but I'm growing weary of seeing the same comments over and over again...The bad Jim Norton "Chip quotes" ad- nauseam, SHITTY HALF-assed-usually misused show references, and the non-sensical bashing of your humble author...So again, I bid you adieu until next time...THE LOVE BOAT... 🎻🍸😃🍻👍SOON WE'LL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN❤️💚💜💙🌹🎼🎵🎧🎤🎹 THE LOVE BOAT....
3 ricardo_von_nicht 2014-10-16
Wow. Just Wow. I have no words. Nice little world you built up in your mind. This guy is making the most assumptions out of anyone. Way to "not get it" faggot.
Who does this fag think he is? What he thinks that people think Anthony is a god and pple are dying to meet him? lol, I could give a fuck.
Ill admit, he kind of got to me. Im this close to unsubbing. I dont want anything to do with idiots like this.
1 wifflebb 2014-10-16
Holy shit, you are delusional.
"I was a big Obama supporter. But when I learned about his relationship with Jeremiah Wright, it made me enjoy the idea of his presidency a little less."
In your world, I so badly want to be a part of Obama's world that I hate anyone who comes close to it. It's not that the idea of him associating with lowlives turns me off.
11 bsjett 2014-10-16
Fucking dumbbell didn't even bother scrubbing the URL in the corner...
7 DRIPSCBW 2014-10-16
He seriously couldn't find a fucking stock image of an old tube to use instead of blatantly stealing this? Jesus, lazy
-7 BrotherJoeCumia 2014-10-16
And....one more for all of you people that think you are "in the know and want to try to make trouble for the person in this world that's closest to our radio idol and we're jealous"... IT WAS MADE AS A GOOF BY SOME TWITTER GUY. I'd swear on my life- I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH PROCURING THAT LOGO. You'd have to go back to my Twitter feed somewhere right after July 4 weekend. It was given to me there. BTW- some more info for you Girl Scouts: the guy at GIF TV was made aware of it here's his tweet re: "theft of intellectual property" https://twitter.com/silentbator/status/522821536995368960
And the kindly old fella that owns that "intellectual property" Loves the fact that his GIF.TV logo is getting exposure...go ahead, read the thread. You fucking pea brained dolts need a hobby. Why don't you all go shit in your mothers cunts and...well, and nothing, that would be enough. How many takers??
3 homerj123 2014-10-16
I agree with Joe here, anything more than shitting in your mothers cunt would be excessive.
7 Leeham721 2014-10-16
https://www.indiegogo.com/contact/questions?category=FBCT_GNRL&comments=Prohibited+Content%3A+https%3A%2F%2Fwww.indiegogo.com%2Fprojects%2F956099
Report him. He is breaching their TOS by using someone elses copyright works on their site.
20 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
I'm on it, sir. Thank you.
It has come to my attention that an individual who is trying to raise money for his video podcast is using an image he does not own to promote his business. He stole intellectuall property and modified it, and is currently passing it off as his own logo. We are in the process of contacting all sites where he is using this image as his own, which is why you are being contacted. The link to the individual's indigogo fundraising page is https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-joseph-cumia-show The original image belongs to www.gif.tv and can be found on their homepage. The images, as you can see, are the same, and the offender not only stole the image, but was too lazy to remove the gif.tv logo from the stolen image. Please have this individual remove the image in his fundraising attempt. Thank You.
24 Hey-Gang 2014-10-16
Christ I fucking love this sub, it's just relentless.
2 LCFlowers 2014-10-16
it's where hate comes to hang out.
13 kevin_k 2014-10-16
Irony bomb
3 Epicfro 2014-10-16
lmao $21 raised... it was probably just from his gross kid.
1 [deleted] 2014-10-16
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7 harriswill 2014-10-16
Brother Scorch
5 drpepper0000 2014-10-16
How, pray tell, are you going to do that?
15 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
I've contacted the owner of the graphic (https://twitter.com/tofslie) and let him know someone stole his property and is passing it off as his own to promote a video podcast. I've also contacted Joe letting him know he's a thief and has been cyber reported. Also reported his video on Youtube for a copyright claim and indiegogo for trying to raise funds using stolen property. I would hate for others to do the same, especially in the Joe Cumia sub-reddit.
-1 spacecampsucks 2014-10-16
This is going to be funny when you realize that it's a stock image that anyone can purchase.
9 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
Except that it's not. And the idiot still has the other property owners's web address on the graphic he stole.
3 spacecampsucks 2014-10-16
He could've just purchased it. http://www.istockphoto.com/photo/vintage-tv-11661992
1 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
The guy who created it is a graphic designer who runs gif.tv. I highly doubt a graphic designer would purchase a stock image to represent his website. Furhermore, the url of gif.tv is clearly on the graphic Joe is using, proving he stole it.
-1 spacecampsucks 2014-10-16
The guy who created the logo bought the stock image and threw his logo onto the tv.
Here's the tv
Yeah, it's obvious Joe didn't do his research and he too could have purchased the tv photo and done his own thing to it.
Graphic designers purchase stock images all of the time.
3 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
True, I found it on stockphoto myself. It costs $36 to download and use. Regardless, my point still stands, Brother Joe is a thief.
5 jimcozad 2014-10-16
He only raised 21 :-(
2 packitchofsositch 2014-10-16
And what this ninny feigns ignorance and pretends not to understand when he says
is that Joe's guy couldn't have bought the stock image if the fucking url was already on it. R-click save as, couldn't be more obvious. Yet he still insists on typing incoherent nonsense to try and lessen the condemnation of a serial thief.
1 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
Yeah, Joe most definitely stole the image and is using it for self promotion and to raise funds. Like you said, the url is the dead giveaway.
2 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
Contacted istock:
Hello, I came across one of your images being used illegally. An image hosted on your site http://www.istockphoto.com/photo/vintage-tv-11661992 is being used legally by the website www.gif.tv ; however, an individual by the name of Joeseph Cumia illegally copied the image and is using it to promote himself and raise money using the stolen image. I know this image is stolen because the url, gif.tv, is present on the photo Mr. Cumia is using on several of his media sites. Here are the links to where he is using the image illegally.
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/thejoecumiashow/
indiegogo:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-joseph-cumia-show
youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR_Xsiu1zcjEUL7407QVHvw
twitter:
https://twitter.com/JosephCumiaShow
0 spacecampsucks 2014-10-16
You're carrying it a little too far, but so did he with the torrenting thing.
4 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
Too far? If anyone decides to do anything about it all they're going to do is demand he stops using the image. I'm sure the tough guy can handle it.
1 spacecampsucks 2014-10-16
It's not that I disagree completely with why you're doing it. Joe could have done a little research and paid $35 for the stock image, thrown his own logo on it, and you or anyone else would have never been the wiser. The hypocrisy in him (or his "graphic designer") stealing the image is beyond hilarious to me considering his rants about pirating TACS.
It don't all just fall from the back of a truck, Joe.
1 HenryjamesHutley 2014-10-16
It'd be funny if they went completely overboard and sued Joe for everything he has and a month later you see Joe moving in with Lady Di.
2 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
and then Joe projectile vomits blood and dies, just like Bill.
-5 packitchofsositch 2014-10-16
What are you talking about? Oh, you're just being an argumentative twat because you're bored. Never mind.
-1 spacecampsucks 2014-10-16
What are you blabbering about?
0 Crigger540 2014-10-16
without gif.tv on it?
1 [deleted] 2014-10-16
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-7 BrotherJoeCumia 2014-10-16
Hey, you want to meet Anth? Go hang at the compound? Do you REALLY hate me? Contrary to the fantasies around here, Anthony actually listens, and sometimes uses some of my ideas. His opening show theme and anything musically related. I could probably get you and I hooked up for a friendly boxing match. You can have your shot at kicking my fat old washed up ass :) I'm very serious here. You could be famous! Get to hang with Anth, the guys, and worst case scenario, a little fat lip or bloody nose. You game internet tough guy? You profess your hatred of my so publicly and talk like a man on a mission...Why don't you make your Reddit mates proud and happy, come kick my ass. You take me up on it, we'll film it in a gym, gloves, referee, it'll be aired...you'll be a hero! You know... because so many fucking people hate me...right? Cmon girlie, you can't let this opportunity pass you by...I'm waiting.
5 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
No, I really don't want to meet Ant. I'm not the type of guy who hangs around after comedy shows to meet the comics. As for fighting you, really? A 60 year old with the maturity of a 16 year old.
3 ricardo_von_nicht 2014-10-16
Exactly? WTF. He built it up in his little mind that everyone are fanboys waiting to kiss the ring. How fucking moronic. This guy has complexes and doesnt realize how fragile the sub numbers are. Im considering unsubbing after this shit to prove a point.
3 Epicfro 2014-10-16
To be fair he probably only meets the fanboys. Regular people wouldn't waste the time meeting the boys and coat tails.
2 MyCatsBetter 2014-10-16
You just got challenged to a boxing match by a pseudo-celebrity.
5 Hey-Gang 2014-10-16
Fucking LOL.
"1v1 ME IRL U FUCKIN SCRUB" - Joe Cumia
4 Epicfro 2014-10-16
Holy shit. Hes just like Uwe Boll... just with jelly tits. What an old man. Dude you're so out of touch with how the internet works. People don't legit lash out on a forum of "haters" and expect to get anywhere. In actuality though you're pretty smart. No one was going to watch your snore fest but now i'm sure some of these ghouls are going to troll the shit out of you. Good luck.
2 [deleted] 2014-10-16
I wish you would an hero.
2 [deleted] 2014-10-16
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1 Xamtor 2014-10-16
Wow, did this zilch actually offer to fight someone from the internet? I was on the fence about Joe, but god damn he could be even more retarded than you people suggested.
Joe, seriously, leave the keyboard and microphone alone, please. Rather do what you're kind of good at, playing in bands that leech off other people's fame and talent. You must have figured out already that you're not funny or talented. I mean you're like what, 60 already? If it hasn't dawned on you, watch Ant's video and read the undertones. Nor he, nor anyone else thinks you're good at it.
5 balderoonus 2014-10-16
He back-traced that muthafucka
5 [deleted] 2014-10-16
In the wake of 7/3, Brother Joe and Opie are neck and neck as to who has garnered more hate.
1 Knightscribe 2014-10-16
Never forget.
-1 Moxson4 2014-10-16
Don't forget. Opie used to claim that every funny sexual innuendo that everybody knows of; was created by his Brother and everyone stole it from him.
I can't remember if it was Elmo, or the other brother. Does anyone remember that? It was several years ago. Someone would say a funny sexual term, and Opie would say "My brother made that up a few years ago!
4 [deleted] 2014-10-16
Jesus dude your turning people off people to your brothers show with this type of behavior. i couldnt personally give a fuck if i ever met opie, jim, or your brother in my life. Its all in you and opie's head that we are obsessed, we are having fun when you fucks become irrelevant we will move onto the next show. You really are a needy faggot, keep speaking for your brother and losing him listeners.
1 ricardo_von_nicht 2014-10-16
yeap. precisely.
3 rahtin 2014-10-16
I've got a year subscription, and I download the torrents because the file the RSS sends to iTunes won't play on my shuffle.
Takes less work than going into iTunes and waiting 10 minutes for the file conversion to finish.
1 Moxson4 2014-10-16
No shit! Why the fuck won't they fix the iTunes problem? They're potentially losing a lot of subscribers due to that.
3 rahtin 2014-10-16
I got called a liar when I brought it up to someone.
I've tweeted TACS support and Rat on twitter, never got a response.
The guy who pirates the show turns it into an mp3, I don't know why they can't.
2 Moxson4 2014-10-16
I understand. I pirate the MP3's, but I also subscribe! Instead of buying and installing all that new equipment this weekend?, maybe they should start with fixing the cheap simple problems.
2 rahtin 2014-10-16
Or at least reply and just tell me to fuck off.
1 jimcozad 2014-10-16
where do you pirate them?
1 Moxson4 2014-10-16
I just want to re stress that I have been a monthly subscriber of TACS, since the first show. So I'm not taking money away from Ant at all!! If he would fix that Audio problem, he could probably double his audience.
1 jimcozad 2014-10-16
answer my question
2 Moxson4 2014-10-16
Answer your question?? I don't know who you are. The last guy that asked me that was a TACS Moderator, and you seem pretty agitated about finding out where I get it.
1 BigGreenYamo 2014-10-16
Shit, iTunes does that, too? I thought I was just having issues with Google Music.
2 Buck8407 2014-10-16
Anthony "you can't be on my show, people hate you." Brother Joe "FINE! Then I'll just go raise money, steal ideas and do my own show! You'll see! It's gonna be a bajillion million kazillion times better than yours!"
1 Moxson4 2014-10-16
Did Ant actually tell Brother Joe that he's not allowed on the show, because people hate him?? I haven't listened in a couple weeks.
5 Buck8407 2014-10-16
No, this is pure speculation, day-dreaming, and an unbelievable hate for coattails Cumia.
2 [deleted] 2014-10-16
Here's one issue:
Ant's logo could be considered "copying" one of the most recognizable beer logos in the world.
I mean, he literally changed the words. That's it. Fuck, even the colors are the same.
3 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
Yeah, but Ant's not a dickhead like his brother is. Like I said, I'm just doing this for fun because Joe is a total fucking asshole while online.
2 [deleted] 2014-10-16
Oh believe me, I'm okay with it and wish for you to proceed in your destruction of the toolbag.
2 telemecanique 2014-10-16
Question is... who did Opie steal his dick logo from???
2 [deleted] 2014-10-16
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1 Stab_the_Puppet 2014-10-16
To be fair, that tv may be a stock photo anyone can purchase and pay royalties for... but yeah Brother Joe is a dick bag
1 indeedjobsearch 2014-10-16
Worse than Opie?
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/53771295
-1 buttriot 2014-10-16
Which torrent websites...
9 TheMonkfish 2014-10-16
I think lemonparty dot org was the big one that JC was doing his thing at.
5 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
I'm not sure. The point it is, if Hollywood and the music industry couldn't make a dent in stopping torrents, how in the fuck is this idiot going to stop torrents?
6 buttriot 2014-10-16
With the power of entitlement.
0 TheMonkfish 2014-10-16
Pasta power!
2 butthead22 2014-10-16
What's the first rule of fight club?
5 AntsCamera 2014-10-16
Joe Cumia is Ants Tyler Durden?
Ewwwwwwww! Yuck
-2 BrotherJoeCumia 2014-10-16
You really remind me of Jim L. He was the real life "shoot the Hostage" guy. He was almost as fucked up as you, ALMOST...m
-2 derrickgott 2014-10-16
Stop trying to make Anthony and Joe enemies with Opie. Stop. It's fucking stupid. What's wrong with you people? You call yourself "Fans" yet try to jam wedges between people. Stop the stupid shit you bunch of Moes!
2 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
How fucking disillusioned are you? This thread has nothing to do with driving a wedge between anyone. It's purpose was to highlight Joe's hypocrisy with regard to stealing content. What don't you get?
-3 derrickgott 2014-10-16
Just let it go. Who cares what he does. Don't like it don't watch. Just don't tattle tell like a little fucking baby.
1 highsocietychris 2014-10-16
it's "mo's" it's short for homo ya faggot.
-122 BrotherJoeCumia 2014-10-16
I really had to think about getting involved here at all, but here I go. You fucking retards are so stuck on sucking my brothers cock, that you can't stand the thought of people actually being friends with him. And YOU! "Hates Sam Roberts" WTF is WRONG with you? Is your little world so boring and pathetic that you feel a need to lash out at people that have a connection with your radio GOD??? Your idol?? Fucking embarrassing? You're the definition of embarrassment...you dopey fuck. "Coming after me" for a TV logo that you have nothing to do with? You know what you are? And this is no joke...I'm going to be 100% honest with you here little girl.... I've had this discussion with my brother after reading some of the pathetic drivel posted here..,You're everything that your radio hero thinks is wrong with this world...don't you realize that? A pissy little self entitled bitch that needs to be "offended" to feel a sense of "belonging" and self importance. You're the kind of dickhead (and over the years I've met many just like you) that would suck their own left nut out of its sac for the chance to be on the "inside", to hang out at the compound, laugh with your hero and have him "approve" of you. Now you know that'll never happen, so you go the other way and lash out at the people closest to Anth, and try to make trouble for and with them. NONE OF YOU WILL NEVER KNOW ANY OF US ON A PERSONAL LEVEL, AND ITS INFURIATING TO YOU. So, the only option you have left is to be a hateful dick. Psychology 101...Sam is friends w Anth, you hate him, Opie was Anths partner for 20 years, you "have him the benefit of the doubt (big of you!) but he was a dick and you didn't "approve" of him, and me? Fucks sake man!!! I'M HIS BLOOD, his big bro- his oldest friend, confidante, supporter, protector, counsellor, drinking buddy, band mate, etc...etc...in short, one of the closest individuals to him on this planet.You fucking dick-knots HATE me (and Sam, and Opie, And a bunch of his other friends) because of that, and that alone. You don't know me, or Anth or Sam, or Opie...You just THINK you do because you want to so badly...Your comments that you'd like to think are "privileged information are mostly wrong! Just fucking WRONG! No shit...inaccurate bullshit...INCORRECT INFO THAT YOU ALL MAKE UP, and try to impress each other with... Again..simply pathetic...I hope you all understand yourselves a little better after reading this. There's NOTHING you can say from this point forward that will make you forget about or disprove the light I've just shed on you and your cronies.
163 stevenknight 2014-10-16
You can add writing with paragraphs to the endless list of things you're bad at.
27 DuckSpeaker_ 2014-10-16
The best part about this beating is that Stevey is actually a more well known, and liked, friend of the show than Joe is.
16 Epicfro 2014-10-16
Stevey you british twat! You're the best.
6 sunshineevenings 2014-10-16
FAWK YEAH!
2 RahnBayngtin 2014-10-16
Oh, Steven. This is why I love you so.
1 Heavy_Pump 2014-10-16
You're a good boy steven.
47 clauge 2014-10-16
Holy fuck, you're worse than DeRosa.
1 dakkar1 2014-10-16
if i had gold youd get it.
38 pootsforever 2014-10-16
Didn't ask for your life story Joe.
27 numba13 2014-10-16
"Mean Joe" Cumia! You missed the point, this thread was to show how much of a hypocrite you are for being against online theft. You say and type annoying shit, that is why people hate you. It isn't because you're the closest one to Anthony's cock(Which is something i'm jealous of). It's because you're a very boring man trying to nose your way into the personality business.
-32 BrotherJoeCumia 2014-10-16
...And the reddit retards win?!?!?. I won't be back to your old lady coffee clutch. You're nothing more than a gaggle of boring douchenozzles. The personality business? You don't have the right to write the word, much less judge who has any. YOU ladies missed the point, and you'll never get it. Funniest part is, I know ALL OF YOU CUNTS WILL SEE ME CONTINUE TO SUCCEED, AND THAT JUST KILLS YOU :D I'm out of here girls.... So....You can all get back to blowing each other. That's all you really have here, right? Your words mean nothing, and they're read by no one. That is, aside from the bump due to me actually wasting my time here...Enjoy your day/life!!
23 Carthac 2014-10-16
You're about 3 IQ points above Bobo. Take your ass back to the dive bar and continue playing those shitty covers. Oh, and you can have the 21 dollars in donations too. Maybe you can bring over a 6 pack to Ant's house and say "See bro? It's a give and take thing!" as he continues to pay your mortgage.
23 HenryjamesHutley 2014-10-16
Joe, playing in a cover band is not succeeding. It's profiting from borderline property theft.
19 --OJ_RiFKiN-- 2014-10-16
Joe stop being such a baby. No one cares about you at all. We just don't want to hear or see anything from you on the show we like, and we certainly don't want to read your shit here either. No one is jealous of you, we just don't enjoy your incessant plugs and contribute-nothing-to-the-conversation attitude. Stick to playing other people's music.
15 noropthony 2014-10-16
Watched your show (tried to, at least). It's... it's not good. If I may offer some criticism, the first thing I would do is replace the host with literally anyone else on the planet. Yes, Joe, even a mute. That should start moving things in the right direction. Best of luck!
2 cali_gunner 2014-10-16
I'd watch the Brother Joe Show starring ThermitePaint over him.
13 mikelp1973 2014-10-16
Pehka juice.
11 numba13 2014-10-16
Go get em tiger
10 nguyen_ 2014-10-16
Dat cover band steez.
9 TriggeredLeftist 2014-10-16
This is bait.
8 EnnuiOnTuesdays 2014-10-16
Why do you use so many ellipses? It doesn't make it easier or more interesting to read.
6 thrillated 2014-10-16
Oh, Joe!
$21 dollars of success and .10 cents of common sense. Bless your heart my man, please keep trying.
5 MrDurden42 2014-10-16
Enjoy court for copyright infringement I don't think they except u2 cover songs as payment
5 turdthief 2014-10-16
Stolen Valor....fake veteran JOSEPH "AWOL" CUMIA
5 asteadystreamofpiss 2014-10-16
If this lunatic didn't act like he had just swallowed a bottle of ambien on his show I would tune in just to listen to these psychotic delusional rants.
3 CUNTYMOM 2014-10-16
you will never succeed and it will never kill me lol
3 Dayquando 2014-10-16
ur a faget
2 rrussom 2014-10-16
Same
2 MimibeardsIey 2014-10-16
"Douchenozzles"... Jesus Joe
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1 rollmeonekenobi420 2014-10-16
joe go smoke a blunt simmer down bro we're gonna get thru this. just bite your lip and give it hell (kinda like when u get boo foo'd)
1 frostiitute 2014-10-16
Bingo.
25 jimcozad 2014-10-16
Who uses 'Anth" as short for Anthony? That's retarded. Tl/DR
20 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
It's funny you haven't addressed the issue at hand, which is your stealing of intellectual property, in the 3 comments you've posted thus far; Instead, you've wasted your comments on trying to divert this into a "we will never meet Anthony" tirade. Take care, thief.
7 DuckSpeaker_ 2014-10-16
Don't worry JCP, I have friends with the local cops and the Feds, and they are all over this. They are also much higher up the chain than Joe's cop friends.
19 xxmikekxx 2014-10-16
Posted 3am-5am. Someone had an alcohol fueled Friday night (Saturday morning). Wow
15 Epicfro 2014-10-16
That just means eevvveeerrrythiiinnng we said about him really bothers him. Keep up the good work.
16 thesynking 2014-10-16
And so the downward spiral continues.
15 _TheConsumer_ 2014-10-16
Thanks for the therapy session, Joe. Now, let me share some reality with you. People listen to and like your brother because he is talented and funny. No one cares about who he spends his personal time with.
I hate Opie because I'm jealous of his relationship with Anthony? I'm sure my hate has nothing to do with the fact that he's a lazy, unfunny, over sensitive broadcaster. Same goes for Sam.
You, as Anthony's closest "confidante" (BTW, yuck that you said that) should be happy that your baby brother is talented and has a huge fan base. The last thing you should be doing is trashing his fans.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but most of TACS subscribers are "riding Anthony's dick." We enjoy his product enough to pay. I don't hear any complaints of my dick riding when my credit card is processed, though.
14 Moh7 2014-10-16
What's that dude your phone cut out
1 GratefulGreg89 2014-10-16
Your phone crapped out dude what'd you say?
10 noropthony 2014-10-16
Coherent stuff, Joe. Needs more cursing, and a "<drops the mic>" at the end. That would've made this rant EPIC!
9 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2014-10-16
HEY JOEY TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL
9 wizardnug 2014-10-16
SAMs voice is aids in sound form, always has been always will be. Opies new version of himslef and the show sucks and everyone I know has all but stopped listening completely. We can like Ant and hate the rest of you fuckers purely because you all stink. It does not need to be any deeper than that sir. Stick to your music, leave the podcasting to the professional Cumia.
9 bangaloresa 2014-10-16
You're thinking too much into this Joe. We don't like you Joe, bc you're not funny. Think about the ones who get bashed and the ones who don't. People with zero self awareness, who think they're funny, but actually aren't are gonna get ripped. Think Opie.
7 indeedjobsearch 2014-10-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgxkxzyDnpw
Here's your brother telling you to do the one thing you're good at doing, and that's play guitar. Your show stinks and you're boring.
7 KennethFresno 2014-10-16
Us? LOL.
2 ricardo_von_nicht 2014-10-16
also, who says we want to, presumptive fuck. To me he is a hillbilly.
7 TriggeredLeftist 2014-10-16
I think all this hate started with you being a complete cunt to people on twitter.
6 Spew42 2014-10-16
This is the best thing I've read all week. Joe, you're a comedic GENIUS.
5 paulshadow35 2014-10-16
thanks coat tails cumia
3 TheMonkfish 2014-10-16
TL:DR: His brother's cock has a musky yet not unpleasant taste.
3 fyisah 2014-10-16
Is this really him?.. this really made me cringe..
3 WilliamTellAll 2014-10-16
http://www.reddit.com/user/joecumia or this guy?
I believe they're both fake
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Holy shit. Are you thermitepaint?
2 Xicor1 2014-10-16
You're shitting, from your mouth, verbally.
Just stop.
2 havingmadfun 2014-10-16
How much money have you received through your little pledge drive you hack?
2 frostiitute 2014-10-16
Is this a copypasta? You're fucking dead, kiddo
2 KANEWTSKI 2014-10-16
Jesus Joe
2 FuckinHomerunChippah 2014-10-16
Okay, faggot! What's next?
2 Flamgirlant 2014-10-16
Notice how even in your dogshit rant your examples of people we hate are Opie, Sam, and you. Notice how people don't hate Norton, Colin, Vos, or Kelly? Hmm, wonder why that is?
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2 CanTouchMe 2014-10-16
How can a "grown" "man" embarass himself like that?
2 TriangleDimes 2014-10-16
Ah Jesus, Joe..
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2 kimchifart 2014-10-16
"Fucking embarrassment."
Yup.
2 CapAnson 2014-10-16
There's a difference between fan-hate and real hatred. If I were to just pop up with a radio show, I'm sure most people would hate it..say they hate me.. you probably would too. Because I don't know a goddamn thing about radio, and my voice is made for the big screen - circa 1915. But that doesn't mean you HATE me.. you don't know me. But your fan-hate of me would be real because everyone is entitled to their opinion. So why is Sam Roberts any different? Why is Opie even any different? If it's your job to be a good radio host..be a good radio host. Ant does a good job. Jimmy does a good job. Ron Bennington does a good job. Maybe Sam can't.. and maybe Opie won't. I dunno. Maybe the criticism isn't valid. But you gotta be able to take the heat when you're batting .200 you know?
2 pfhor 2014-10-16
Will you stop with the sensibility already.
2 kevin_k 2014-10-16
Jesus, Joe.
2 pfhor 2014-10-16
If there ever was a bigger tl;dr before, this topped it. At least learn to do paragraphs on reddit, you delusional weird nobody.
2 kristal010 2014-10-16
calm down barnacle joe
1 peoplearegreat 2014-10-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Yb7NAEft8
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1 callmesnake13 2014-10-16
Okay terrific
1 lelgimps 2014-10-16
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1 michaelcolestie 2014-10-16
Can't say he's wrong. A queeb, a quay, a moe, aplenty.
1 ig0tworms 2014-10-16
I'm on your side joe. I'll be your reddit champion if you but extend to me an invitation to the coveted A. Cumia Halloween bash.
-10 benjamin72 2014-10-16
Right on Joe.These resentful creeps are pathetic, and they hang on your every word.
7 tnafan 2014-10-16
You're a creep
1 Spew42 2014-10-16
I think he's hilarious.
5 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
I'm not sure. The point it is, if Hollywood and the music industry couldn't make a dent in stopping torrents, how in the fuck is this idiot going to stop torrents?
20 JCP_1975 2014-10-16
I'm on it, sir. Thank you.
It has come to my attention that an individual who is trying to raise money for his video podcast is using an image he does not own to promote his business. He stole intellectuall property and modified it, and is currently passing it off as his own logo. We are in the process of contacting all sites where he is using this image as his own, which is why you are being contacted. The link to the individual's indigogo fundraising page is https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-joseph-cumia-show The original image belongs to www.gif.tv and can be found on their homepage. The images, as you can see, are the same, and the offender not only stole the image, but was too lazy to remove the gif.tv logo from the stolen image. Please have this individual remove the image in his fundraising attempt. Thank You.
9 TheMonkfish 2014-10-16
I think lemonparty dot org was the big one that JC was doing his thing at.
3 spacecampsucks 2014-10-16
He could've just purchased it. http://www.istockphoto.com/photo/vintage-tv-11661992
2 butthead22 2014-10-16
What's the first rule of fight club?
3 rahtin 2014-10-16
I got called a liar when I brought it up to someone.
I've tweeted TACS support and Rat on twitter, never got a response.
The guy who pirates the show turns it into an mp3, I don't know why they can't.