Opie is strapped to a lie detector and you can only ask him one question, what would you ask him?

0  2014-10-14 by [deleted]

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What would you say you do here?

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Where's Father Doris?

FUCK YOU, beat me to it. Hate you.

Thanks for sharing.

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What really is "The Bit"?

To reveal my true identity would cause a collapse in the space–time continuum.

Did you regret admitting the whole Spiral Viral thing immediately, or moments later?

How do you juggle work and family?

I could answer that one for you:

"While I'm at work, Bam takes care of the wife and kids."

how does he take care of the kids exactly?

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I'd ask him the million dollar question: Do you realize you're a hack?

Lie detectors don't work on people who believe their own lies.

Brother Joe famously beat one once. If you remember a year or so he called into the show to talk about how he beat it, and turned it into a rambling, stuttering, painful 5 minute diatribe that could have been wrapped up in 54 seconds.

Did Bam fuck your bitch

How do you do it?

I'd ask him "Do you like Huey lewis and the news?"

Then slam an ax into his face.

Who was really the Candy Kid?

Did you kick Chester?

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"Why did you bring in Tim Sabean? The whole reason why. Don't fucking skip a thing, fella."

I don't think he wanted East Side Dave around or Ron and Fez and capped it off by trying to get the show moved to middays behind Ant and Jim's back. It is the scummiest thing he's ever done and it basically wrecked the channel.

ESD had been history for some time - didn't look like he was on the way back or you know something (I'm not an ESD fan)

So, you built up the whole edgy-radio-guy persona and made up countless lies because you realized you weren't funny, intelligent or interesting in any way and had absolutely nothing to contribute to the radio show, right?

I already know the answer. I'd just like to hear him admit it.

"f you hate your nickname so much, why did you not take advantage of the many opportunities you've had throughout your career to re-brand yourself?

This would be a waste. The show got nationally famous under the name "Opie and Anthony" why the hell would he re-brand himself? It is possible for him to hate the nickname genuinely, but to realize that changing it at this point would be counter productive.

When they first signed to Sirius it would have been the perfect time. It's not like people would have been that fucking confused. It took people 5 seconds to figure out Jim Norton is the co-host without having his name in the title.

What we are trying to establish is a history of hackery, and I think this is a good vein to tap.

Are you happy that you are getting paid more, now that Ant is gone?

Are you happy that you are getting paid more, now that Ant is gone?

Excellent use of the strike through.

Do you honestly think you are talented?

Is your dick 4 inches hard, or 3.5 inches hard?

"Are you funny?"

I'd get to find out if he was truly that fucking dense, or if he knows he's a clud.

He'd say, "Of COURSE! You stupid fucking HATER!" and the needle wouldn't even move. It'd be true to him and him alone, but that needle wouldn't budge an inch.

ME: Nice try on the hate.

Did you give E-Rock's number by mistake?

What was it like eating out your wife after Bam left a creampie?

1) Are you conscious of how little talent you actually have? 2) Do you have brain damage?

Do you feel lucky, punk?

Lie detectors don't work. He'll have someone tell him this and then lie while confusing the hell out of the question asker.

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Opie Comment?

Did you really ever play varsity basketball in high school, you fucking bold faced liar?

Something to do with the future, if he wants to get back together with Ant.

How big is your peckah?

If Opie was strapped to anything all You faggots on the sub would prob hatefuck him in the ass.

Buncha queers.

Have you ever read the drivel on reddit?

He's probably likes the drivel here since all he does on the show is drivel. "We're just trying to figure it all out... you know... just trying to see what's next" YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING DIFFERENT OPIE... GO EAT SHIT.

Louis CK said somebody has to at least do the same things you do if you don't think they are like some sainted religious figure. I know if there was a SubReddit that was bashing me for half a year, I'd be on the son of a bitch first thing in the morning and last thing before I went to bed.

Of course he comes here and Sam and the interns tell him what is going on here, too.

I'm convinced he got his 9000 subscriber number from reading the sidebar of the sub.

I know if there was a SubReddit that was bashing me for half a year, I'd be on the son of a bitch first thing in the morning and last thing before I went to bed.

It's on bitch: /r/FuckBeerCanThick

When they first signed to Sirius it would have been the perfect time. It's not like people would have been that fucking confused. It took people 5 seconds to figure out Jim Norton is the co-host without having his name in the title.

What we are trying to establish is a history of hackery, and I think this is a good vein to tap.

Then slam an ax into his face.

Brother Joe famously beat one once. If you remember a year or so he called into the show to talk about how he beat it, and turned it into a rambling, stuttering, painful 5 minute diatribe that could have been wrapped up in 54 seconds.

ME: Nice try on the hate.