Brother Joe famously beat one once. If you remember a year or so he called into the show to talk about how he beat it, and turned it into a rambling, stuttering, painful 5 minute diatribe that could have been wrapped up in 54 seconds.
"Why did you bring in Tim Sabean? The whole reason why. Don't fucking skip a thing, fella."
I don't think he wanted East Side Dave around or Ron and Fez and capped it off by trying to get the show moved to middays behind Ant and Jim's back. It is the scummiest thing he's ever done and it basically wrecked the channel.
So, you built up the whole edgy-radio-guy persona and made up countless lies because you realized you weren't funny, intelligent or interesting in any way and had absolutely nothing to contribute to the radio show, right?
I already know the answer. I'd just like to hear him admit it.
This would be a waste. The show got nationally famous under the name "Opie and Anthony" why the hell would he re-brand himself? It is possible for him to hate the nickname genuinely, but to realize that changing it at this point would be counter productive.
When they first signed to Sirius it would have been the perfect time. It's not like people would have been that fucking confused. It took people 5 seconds to figure out Jim Norton is the co-host without having his name in the title.
What we are trying to establish is a history of hackery, and I think this is a good vein to tap.
He'd say, "Of COURSE! You stupid fucking HATER!" and the needle wouldn't even move. It'd be true to him and him alone, but that needle wouldn't budge an inch.
He's probably likes the drivel here since all he does on the show is drivel. "We're just trying to figure it all out... you know... just trying to see what's next" YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING DIFFERENT OPIE... GO EAT SHIT.
Louis CK said somebody has to at least do the same things you do if you don't think they are like some sainted religious figure. I know if there was a SubReddit that was bashing me for half a year, I'd be on the son of a bitch first thing in the morning and last thing before I went to bed.
Of course he comes here and Sam and the interns tell him what is going on here, too.
I know if there was a SubReddit that was bashing me for half a year, I'd be on the son of a bitch first thing in the morning and last thing before I went to bed.
When they first signed to Sirius it would have been the perfect time. It's not like people would have been that fucking confused. It took people 5 seconds to figure out Jim Norton is the co-host without having his name in the title.
What we are trying to establish is a history of hackery, and I think this is a good vein to tap.
Brother Joe famously beat one once. If you remember a year or so he called into the show to talk about how he beat it, and turned it into a rambling, stuttering, painful 5 minute diatribe that could have been wrapped up in 54 seconds.
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32 photonblaster9000 2014-10-14
What would you say you do here?
1 [deleted] 2014-10-14
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20 mrbananagrabber1 2014-10-14
Where's Father Doris?
-1 [deleted] 2014-10-14
FUCK YOU, beat me to it. Hate you.
3 Anton_Lemieux 2014-10-14
Thanks for sharing.
1 [deleted] 2014-10-14
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17 theronskier1 2014-10-14
What really is "The Bit"?
12 The-Bit 2014-10-14
To reveal my true identity would cause a collapse in the space–time continuum.
15 phlammo 2014-10-14
Did you regret admitting the whole Spiral Viral thing immediately, or moments later?
13 [deleted] 2014-10-14
How do you juggle work and family?
10 LouisCGhey 2014-10-14
I could answer that one for you:
"While I'm at work, Bam takes care of the wife and kids."
1 Sandhippo 2014-10-14
how does he take care of the kids exactly?
1 [deleted] 2014-10-14
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11 FresnoJefferson 2014-10-14
I'd ask him the million dollar question: Do you realize you're a hack?
13 [deleted] 2014-10-14
Lie detectors don't work on people who believe their own lies.
3 [deleted] 2014-10-14
Brother Joe famously beat one once. If you remember a year or so he called into the show to talk about how he beat it, and turned it into a rambling, stuttering, painful 5 minute diatribe that could have been wrapped up in 54 seconds.
10 frrunkis 2014-10-14
Did Bam fuck your bitch
7 BoardroomBimmy 2014-10-14
How do you do it?
10 DianaKurlan5 2014-10-14
This is how we do it!
7 HenryjamesHutley 2014-10-14
I'd ask him "Do you like Huey lewis and the news?"
3 TheRadicalMan 2014-10-14
Then slam an ax into his face.
6 snoopkhat 2014-10-14
Who was really the Candy Kid?
6 weeyadnews 2014-10-14
Did you kick Chester?
6 [deleted] 2014-10-14
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5 BeerCanThick 2014-10-14
"Why did you bring in Tim Sabean? The whole reason why. Don't fucking skip a thing, fella."
I don't think he wanted East Side Dave around or Ron and Fez and capped it off by trying to get the show moved to middays behind Ant and Jim's back. It is the scummiest thing he's ever done and it basically wrecked the channel.
2 247world 2014-10-14
ESD had been history for some time - didn't look like he was on the way back or you know something (I'm not an ESD fan)
5 DoubleGuns 2014-10-14
So, you built up the whole edgy-radio-guy persona and made up countless lies because you realized you weren't funny, intelligent or interesting in any way and had absolutely nothing to contribute to the radio show, right?
I already know the answer. I'd just like to hear him admit it.
5 TriangleDimes 2014-10-14
"f you hate your nickname so much, why did you not take advantage of the many opportunities you've had throughout your career to re-brand yourself?
1 opieanthonyjim 2014-10-14
This would be a waste. The show got nationally famous under the name "Opie and Anthony" why the hell would he re-brand himself? It is possible for him to hate the nickname genuinely, but to realize that changing it at this point would be counter productive.
1 TriangleDimes 2014-10-14
When they first signed to Sirius it would have been the perfect time. It's not like people would have been that fucking confused. It took people 5 seconds to figure out Jim Norton is the co-host without having his name in the title.
What we are trying to establish is a history of hackery, and I think this is a good vein to tap.
4 [deleted] 2014-10-14
Are you happy that you are getting paid more, now that Ant is gone?
17 snoopkhat 2014-10-14
Are you happy
that you are getting paid more, nowthat Ant is gone?6 [deleted] 2014-10-14
Excellent use of the strike through.
4 Fret_Bavre 2014-10-14
Do you honestly think you are talented?
3 stevie_janowskii 2014-10-14
Is your dick 4 inches hard, or 3.5 inches hard?
3 Seref15 2014-10-14
"Are you funny?"
I'd get to find out if he was truly that fucking dense, or if he knows he's a clud.
2 BeerCanThick 2014-10-14
He'd say, "Of COURSE! You stupid fucking HATER!" and the needle wouldn't even move. It'd be true to him and him alone, but that needle wouldn't budge an inch.
2 [deleted] 2014-10-14
ME: Nice try on the hate.
3 ImaBottom 2014-10-14
Did you give E-Rock's number by mistake?
3 Ignatius_Oh_Reilly 2014-10-14
What was it like eating out your wife after Bam left a creampie?
3 TheRadicalMan 2014-10-14
1) Are you conscious of how little talent you actually have? 2) Do you have brain damage?
2 alexreleases 2014-10-14
Do you feel lucky, punk?
2 sumant28 2014-10-14
Lie detectors don't work. He'll have someone tell him this and then lie while confusing the hell out of the question asker.
2 [deleted] 2014-10-14
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2 Aureez 2014-10-14
Opie Comment?
2 KnickedUp 2014-10-14
Did you really ever play varsity basketball in high school, you fucking bold faced liar?
1 opieanthonyjim 2014-10-14
Something to do with the future, if he wants to get back together with Ant.
1 BumbiBestie 2014-10-14
How big is your peckah?
1 Smurfboy82 2014-10-14
If Opie was strapped to anything all You faggots on the sub would prob hatefuck him in the ass.
Buncha queers.
-6 RandyCool 2014-10-14
Have you ever read the drivel on reddit?
7 fucdatsit 2014-10-14
He's probably likes the drivel here since all he does on the show is drivel. "We're just trying to figure it all out... you know... just trying to see what's next" YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING DIFFERENT OPIE... GO EAT SHIT.
4 BeerCanThick 2014-10-14
Louis CK said somebody has to at least do the same things you do if you don't think they are like some sainted religious figure. I know if there was a SubReddit that was bashing me for half a year, I'd be on the son of a bitch first thing in the morning and last thing before I went to bed.
Of course he comes here and Sam and the interns tell him what is going on here, too.
8 CowsAreCurious 2014-10-14
I'm convinced he got his 9000 subscriber number from reading the sidebar of the sub.
5 PanzerSmanzer 2014-10-14
It's on bitch: /r/FuckBeerCanThick
1 TriangleDimes 2014-10-14
When they first signed to Sirius it would have been the perfect time. It's not like people would have been that fucking confused. It took people 5 seconds to figure out Jim Norton is the co-host without having his name in the title.
What we are trying to establish is a history of hackery, and I think this is a good vein to tap.
10 DianaKurlan5 2014-10-14
This is how we do it!
3 TheRadicalMan 2014-10-14
Then slam an ax into his face.
3 [deleted] 2014-10-14
Brother Joe famously beat one once. If you remember a year or so he called into the show to talk about how he beat it, and turned it into a rambling, stuttering, painful 5 minute diatribe that could have been wrapped up in 54 seconds.
2 [deleted] 2014-10-14
ME: Nice try on the hate.