Jimmy

0  2014-10-08 by [deleted]

Is killing the show with his unfunny humor and recycled jokes. When he is not repeating tranny jokes, he is trying to sound smart and when he gets owned by callers he says they're panicking or calls them baby boys. And if that doesn't work and he feels in a corner, he tells the callers to let him talk even though he has, and doesn't let the callers talk.

EDIT: BOOHOO POOR ME JIMMY. BABY BOYYYY........https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci-Tkz2lODA

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Jimmy's funny, but god damn he his uppity as hell. He thinks he's some kind of fucking guru. Without this show he's fuckin Eddie Pepitone

Or Eddie Griffin

To you, what is Jimmy's cringiest moment? Mine is when Colin called him out for unfollowing him and Jimmy went through a boohoo poor me monologue for fifteen minutes because nobody wanted to do a standup show with him because they know his stand up sucks, and didn't want to be associated with such dribble, so he unfollowed all comics.

There are hundreds, if not thousands, of these type of things that Jimmy has embarrassed himself throughout the years.

The Stanhope aa thing, and that time bill burr was talking about conspiracy of banks taking everybody's money, Jim kept interrupting saying shit like dr kaku was in last week and he said we should be one as a planet, burr couldn't get a word in and Jim kept yapping about dr kaku, somebody should put a kaku in his mouth

Who told Jimmy he was a member of the intelligentsy?

It certainly wasn't me.

Whenever he pretends he used to be an alcoholic. (For more than a week in his teens.)

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It's normally "drivel", but "dribble" is probably more appropriate when describing Sippy-cup Norton.

Whenever little Liberal Jimmy starts ranting on US foreign policy, I immediately turn off the show. The fact that he actually believes that he's capable of debating anything remotely political is absolutely baffling.

Fucking hell, do I hate political Jimmy.

The best part was how Colin was clearly fucking with him and Jim got all heated and defensive. Colin was laughing at him over the phone and calling it "outrageous" and calling Jim a creep.

The most Cringe worthy Jimmy moment for me is definitely the infamous Jimmy vs. Opie Fight! And I'm pissed because Jimmy actually made me side with Opie. Jimmy was a total crybaby cunt, and pouted til the point he should have been embarrassed by his self.

The fight was basically because Jimmy wanted Opie to give Sean Rouse a Rusty Trombone. Sean is a ok comedian. Opie gave him the chance to come on the show and make a name for himself. He made a name for himself by choking, and barely talking and being boring. So Opie cut the interview short.

So Jimmy got super pissed at Opie, because he didn't think Opie kissed Sean's ass enough. Sean is basically a nameless faceless comedian. Opie have him his break Sean blew it. Opie owed Sean Nothing. Opie did Sean a favor by letting come on the show. Jimmy implied that Opie Owed Sean Rouse since Sean drove 2 hours to get there and do the show. Opie rightfully said "Most comics would drive across the country for 15 minutes on the O&A Show!

Opie was a douche there, too, though. Especially when he started to bring up other shit to try and really win the argument. Anthony even cuts in and says keep it on topic. But I agree with what you said.

Of course Opie has to go way back to add shit to an argument. That's what all women do. I've said it a million times. He instantly turns into a little pussy bitch when his little feelings are hurt.

But Ant said at the very beginning of the fight that he wasn't in it, he was just gonna sit back and eat his food and watch. So when he cut in and said "keep it on topic", I would have told him to shut the fuck up

He was telling that 7year old to stay on point.

'When the hell did this haaapen!?'

But really, when did this go down? I've only heard an hour or two since Ant got the sack.

Jimmy's tell is he slows down when he's trying to work through a lie.

He really is a wormy cunt.

"dribble"

Fuck, I was thinking about making a post about how bad Jimmy is to troll the other Opie Haters here. Good one man. Beat me to it.

this is just all social commentary.

the other day Jimmy tweeted this:

" @JimNorton ยท Oct 4

Can the shitheads in the media quit calling that savage 'Jihad John'? He's beheading people and these fucks call him by a cutesy nickname."

this is just an example of something he does a lot which is "calling out the media". I know he does this because of the way he believes the media goes after comedians. But at what point does Jim Norton become what he hates? Is he not "language policing" himself?

Either way, calling out "the media" is just stupid because no one in the media thinks of themselves as "the media". Its like complaining about hipsters. Just a waste of time

the thing thats driving me nuts is his point about privacy he makes again and again and again that because there are people out there who give a shit about celebrities and buy tabloids therefore Americans deserve the government spying on them. He makes this point on pretty much every tv show and podcast he goes on.

I know he is in the entertainment industry so entertainment news must seem magnified but I believe that most people don't give a shit about that stuff. I don't know why its not illegal to leak private phone calls from celebrities but I dont think people really care. Celebrity news is put out there so its consumed and it may make a fun topic to talk about but its very meaningless to most people's lives

Jimmy is only trying to sound smart because he's working with a host who doesn't appreciate any aspect of his humor, chides him for not being serious enough, is pushing the show in a serious direction and actively fights a lot of Jimmy's humor. What is Jim supposed to do? The guy's gotta speak, for Christ's sake.

Don't blame Jimmy because the show is a record-spinning, Youtube-watching NPR with Dick Jokes.

That's all on Mr. Gifted.

He wasn't trying to "sound smart" before Ant got fired? You must be a newer listener.

He's trying to do it a lot more now because he's backed into a corner. Opie doesn't like it when he's silly and asks for "real moments," doesn't sell for Chip, Uncle Paul has been nearly non-existent for months. You know what I mean. He has to talk about music he doesn't listen to, sports he doesn't watch, television shows he's never seen, books he's never read and political events he's grossly uninformed about.

he should be shaving nickels at home and slipping the material into opies morning drink

I do enjoy Jimmy but when things get serious or there is a good discussion he has to awkwardly say dick jokes or go on for 30 mins about sucking dicks or something really unrelevant to get a cheap laugh.

I was just about type the same thing, is the unfunny guy a new character?

I miss the pre MMA, skinny, and overly liberal Jimmy.

Opie wants Jim to conform to the kinder, gentler Opie radio format.

Here comes the Jimmy hate now. Don't listen faggots. Simple.

Look, things have changed. Its gonna take awhile for Opie and Jim to find their natural rhythm now that Ants gone. Give the guy a break and wait a few months.

Yeah guys give Jimmy a break, he's new.

They've only done about 2000 shows together. Once they get to like, 2150, smooth sailing with Opie steering the ship, brotherman.