Opie did do some modeling

0  2014-10-07 by tonydogs

13 comments

FAKE AND GAY. His tits are too small in that picture.

maybe put his head on one of those beheaded dudes in the orange gear.

Who wants to be the first to say "Opie. He's so hot right now"?

Owen Wilson's retarded brother

I wish Owens retarded brother tried to kill himself a few years ago, instead of Owen!

Opie....He's so hot right now. Opie.

I was trying to do a joke about Opie modeling for AAA Towing and Recovery, because his bottom teeth look like jumper cables. But I couldn't find the joke. Dammit!!

I rather preface this post by saying "I was going to try the joke, but I couldn't find it, so I punched out to avoid severe down voting!

I miss his faggoty sea shell necklace. Even Fez made fun of that one.

Sea shell necklace? Unless you're Ariel from the little mermaid and they're covering your tits, no wearing sea shells.

Doesn't he wear a sharktooth necklace or something even nowadays?

Knowing him?, it's probably a candy necklace his kids gave him. That way he can wear it constantly, hoping Jim asks the exact questions to where Opie can do 45 minutes on his kids, and how the schools are trying to make the kids invite all the kids in the class to each others Birthday Parties, but Opie's a rebel, and Hudson will only invite the kids the HE likes, and Opie doesn't care what the liberal teacher thinks maaaaaaaannnnn!!!!

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