kinda hard to tell when Opie is lying....
9 2014-10-06 by FresnoJefferson
because he stutters and stammers with that 'slushy lisp' all the goddamn time. You'd think someone who've been in radio since they were 13 would know how to not sound like a blithering jackass on the air.
13 comments
15 knitro 2014-10-06
if it's remotely interesting, it happened to someone else.
15 [deleted] 2014-10-06
ME: Im not loying
13 BeerCanThick 2014-10-06
Jim said he doesn't sleep in cars because he think that if he sleeps, it will make the driver tired and doze off.
45 minutes later, Opie said that was a fear of his to Aziz Ansari. There's something wrong with this guy's brain. Opie is cracking.
12 snoopkhat 2014-10-06
The longer a story goes the more he starts saying i can't remember... when details are required.
9 equinoxexistential 2014-10-06
"You'd think someone who've been in radio since they were 13 would know how to not sound like a blithering jackass on the air."
His head is a foot too far up his own ass to see anything.
Amazing how somebody so insecure has such little self-doubt, it's an odd paradox.
Literally the worst orator on radio I've ever heard. In fact, his flow of speech is far BELOW average. There's a 2 second delay from Sudoku boy's brain to his mouth.
9 AntsCamera 2014-10-06
A great guideline, whenever you hear his lips,tongue and vocal cords flapping on your speakers, you can be sure it is bullshit.
Lynsi has to approve of anything he talks about now.
4 PrinceCharmin 2014-10-06
When someone admits that they're playing a part - ie. Radio Opie, you can just take everything with a grain of salt, because that's basically a license to lie.
GREGG didn't lie, Opie did. Get it?
8 FresnoJefferson 2014-10-06
so who's wife did Bam fuck on tape?
3 PrinceCharmin 2014-10-06
Too many to count, sir, too many to count.
3 FresnoJefferson 2014-10-06
i mean did he fuck Opie's or Gregg's wife?
2 PrinceCharmin 2014-10-06
Maybe both...but, considering the lawsuit was dropped...I suspect neither.
2 gardenhoser205 2014-10-06
Greg Fitzsimmons once utilized this argument to defend Artie lol I shouldn't know that
1 blindkeller 2014-10-06
Q: How can you tell when Opie is lying?
A: His lips are movin'!
FAWK YEAH!