List of reasons I like this sub

14  2014-10-06 by cali_gunner

This is a continually changing ranking but here's it's current state

  1. Opie hatred with a sincere wish to humiliate and psychologically injure him
  2. (in a Southern accent) Long posts written by the truest artists
  3. The attack pit in the comments
  4. Norton support despite his worm face and twitchy demeanor
  5. TP and his aliases
  6. Lists
  7. It's pure comedy, we all know it.
32 comments

I no longer listen to the show but I visit this subreddit several times per day. The people here are funny as hell.

Same. I don't want to lose you guys. It's still real to me dammit. Two very bad knees. Dayton Ohio. Also, I still enjoy listening to old clips of da show.

I just have Colin Vs. Jim on repeat all day like the fucking creep that I am.

Throw the Mel Gibson tapes in the mix every once in a while. It is a five hour break I take at least once a month.

You aren't alone................... I've been there.

Norton support

Yah what about McAfee or sumthin

You just chipped yourself. Inception chip.

chipception

Chipchiption...... boo

I find all the Opie defenders to be really entertaining, too. The "if you don't like the show, why do you listen?" argument doesn't really hold water on a subreddit for a show that doesn't exist anymore.

If they don't like this sub, then why do they read it? Same logic can apply to them.

Definitely, they are included in the attack pit commenters mentioned because they certainly can't get a post off the ground here.

Come for the Opie hate; stay for the Opie hate.

Ah yes, TP. Where would we all be without him? It seems like just yesterday that I made an off handed remark about one Gregg Hughes, only to be called a 'faggot' by TP not ten minutes later. His classic retort of 'you are a retard' is pure poetry to the soul. Such lovingly crafted words I should think Lord Tennyson himself be among us!

The funny motherfuckers here leave me howling.

Funny MOFOs.

Fucking love the "attack pit in the comments". Great description.

The insults are top notch, always a good place to get a laugh.

Aside from the people who don't know how to do Chip, it's great here.

Thanks?

THE BIT

I like to think of us as all hack comedians here trying out our bits.

8 A safe haven from all the filthy minorities.

If only you knew about me ;-)

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Lists

fawk yeah

  1. People who think they are being clever and original by going "against the grain" but fail miserably.

  2. Sarcasm, who among us doesn't love the layman's irony?

Too cool for the room. Literally, you're too cool for this room, get the fuck out.

To clarify, I was bashing the OP for his sarcasm, particularly for his reasons 1 and 2, not this sub as a whole. Apparently my intentions got lost in the shuffle.

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What sarcasm? 1 and 2 there happen in all honesty.

"long posts written by the truest artists". Who would state this explicitly if they genuinely believed the sentiment? Furthermore, who would take such an outlandish stance to begin with if they weren't poking fun at those they were purporting to praise? It all seems rather insincere and contrived from my point of view, and at the expense of the O&A sub-reddit at large.

Would you not concede that your original post was laden with some level of snark directed towards the humble members of this online community? And if not, what were your intentions for creating the post in the first place if it wasn't a ploy to get in some underhanded remarks concerning the conduct of the individuals of this hallowed forum?

Holy christ you're a faggot.

An excellent response, how is "Long post written by the truest artists" and "It's pure comedy, we all know it" endearing to the sub? Your admiration is a falsehood and I see through your facade. Don't take my accusations as a personal affront however, fellow cali_gunner. I thought we were both have a good laugh.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

If you dont know what irony means you could just ask.. I'd simply show you your own comment as the perfect example it is.

Definitely, they are included in the attack pit commenters mentioned because they certainly can't get a post off the ground here.

If they don't like this sub, then why do they read it? Same logic can apply to them.

I like to think of us as all hack comedians here trying out our bits.

Chipchiption...... boo