Opie, during Wednesday's SUSHI discussion: "This is so boring to people, but I don't care".

1  2014-10-04 by mahalo_merci

Then in the Twitter Guy voice (mocking the common listener): "Uggghh! Why are you talking about that? We can't do that with OUR LIVES!"

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"This is so boring to people, but I don't care" should somehow be incorporated into the "cock and balls" logo.

It's about him and his ego now, not trying to entertain the listeners.

As a matter of fact with his newfound twitter and viral video infatuation, it has been fuck the listener lately.

If that is what he wants his legacy to be, when all is said and done, people will love Ant and Jim, and hate Opie.

Because Ant and Jim appreciate the fans, Opie took the fan hating bit too far and started justifying his hackyness, and us calling him out on it as haters just hating. I met Jim in passing at a show, and he is a cool dude, he put up with me even though I knew he didn't want to. I thanked him for his time and moved on.

10 years ago Opie, would mouthfuck this current Opie.

As much as I despise Opie's negative effect on my enjoyment of Jimmy (and all the Anthony gold he's tarnished for time immemorial), I imagine he'd be gracious to any fan he'd met. He seems to deliver the goods for the idiotic insecure frat-boy douche-bags who love his idea of entertainment, and he shows genuine interest in "rewarding" his fans with twitter adulation and signed sudukos. Still, here's hoping he gets vocal-chord cancer.

It isn't some exotic delicacy for God's sake. I can have sushi in Wisconsin.

It's just him covering his insecure ass.He knows he will get grief for starting shitty bits so he lets the listeners and particularly his co-workers know that he is not completely unaware of his shittiness.

It's what bullied kids do.

I didn't hear it but only women and gays should dicuss sushi outside a dinner table.

Thanks, Florentine

I haven't heard his stuff but it sounds up my alley - want to link me to some of his good curmudgeon material?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8puuP6Litg

Florentine hates fantasy football.

These bits range from excellent to boring, but this one was a classic.

And if you're being sarcastic, go fuck yourself in advance.

This was hilarious. What else?

I'm lookin for some. He bashes everything from sandwiches/ketchup to video games. His podcast has alot of curmudgeon stuff too.

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veJqV_l2hrA

Haha all the Florentine moments. I'M A GROWN MAN! I'M NOT 4! CHOCOLATE SUCKS!

Thanks a bundle

That whiny voice lol

His podcast about weddings was good.

http://goo.gl/ieVzSb

His "interviews" with Gary from Florida are always fantastic, but they have basically nothing to do with Jim.

Not at all thanks.

Heard this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BcteMH7Xgc

"I don't like sword movies... I didn't even see fuckin Braveheart."

E: please tell me there is a list somewhere of things he likes and doesn't like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH256GlOeu4

"It's not a man cave it's a homo fort."

I fucking choked on my bong hit to this one.

The bobblehead bit oh my god. Then the pool table "you don't need a pool table."

Who is this guy he's fucking hilarious.

Haha you are Florentine's #1 fan. This one is pretty funny, but I never got into his podcast. And Opie has really been beating this bit into the ground so everyone else is sick of it.

I didn't mind the sushi talk. Why such a focus on this small (5 min maybe) segment of the show? It seems like nobody has any valid critiques around here. Just a want to be bitchy, and anti-ope.

Why? Because for those of us who can't stand Opie, his effect on comedy is like loud over-excited black people near you in a theater at a really good action move you'd been dying to see.

By itself, it really isn't anything to bitch about. But c'mon, you don't realize that these dull nothing conversations dominate the show at this point?