Brother Joe comments on the status of his indiegogo fundraiser

17  2014-10-03 by [deleted]

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Why would anyone want to watch him, much less donate money to watch him? He really doesnt know hes terrible.

If only coach woulda put him in.. they'd have taken state.

It has to be offensive in some way to Ant that Joe is trying to do this. Anthony with no guarantee of success pulled it off & now his brother is trying to grab some of his momentum.

hate em

Yes. He has a solid 17 viewers tho. Hes just a dud. What are you gonna do besides not donate.

Every celebrity has a retarded brother..

Does Anthony know that everybody hates his Brother? That must be awkward. Is Ant close with Joe? Or is he humiliated by him, but he has to support him?

I know Ant makes ridiculous money, but can you imagine how fucking old it would get, having your entire family with their hand out on pay day? Especially your jealous, clingy, obsessed, douche bag brother, who tries to aggressively force himself into Ants inner circle.

Think about how fucking annoying That would be. "Hey Ant!, Let your big brother do Security for you. Hey Ant!, let your big Brother handle your finances for you. Would you rather have some smart, educated Jew handle your money?, or your big brother who never finished high school?

"Hey Little Brother! How bout you buy your Big Brother one dem fancy studios for My trailer?. I need better equipment for my podcast. My numbers are getting bigger, and I still use my personal cell phone for the caller hot line!

Hey little Brother! I wanted to know if it would be cool if I change the name of my podcast to "The Anthony Cumia Brother Show"?? I think it's got a nice ring to it.

What does anyone think the chances are that Joe has been trying to convince Anthony to make him Co-Host?

I know next to Nothing about this dick bag, but judging by his podcast, and hearing about him basically trying to be the Eric Logan of The Anthony Cumia Show, and wanting to co control Producer, Audio Engineer, and be the Chairman of Anthony Cumia Inc. L.L.C , I would have to give him $20,000 and tell him he needs to fuck off for a while, and don't come back til Ant calls him again.

Anthony has enough non-family hangers on, Big A for example, why not let Brother Baldy have a slice?

Die in a fire, you fucking moron.

You must be new to the internet.

Umm, no.

How about sell a few guitars and get a new pair of glasses you squinty fuckface?

When your playing Indonesian bolt on neck Les paul copies then you can ask for money for your coat tail riding.

And enough with the old timey chrome microphone already..

Seriously, it isn't a joke...he only raised $11

I can't believe he even got that much. Fuck that, I still can't believe he was asking for 10 GRAND! Talk about delusions of grandeur.

4 of the dollars were donated just to make jokes

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That guy is such a worthless leech. Has Ant talked about this yet?

Brother leech and Lady Di have the same choice for poison. Interesting.

Imagine how jealous this man must be. Imagine if your brother was a multi millionaire who fucked hot teenagers and lived in a degenerate fun house.

And you had none of those things :(

And it's your YOUNGER brother

-- I'm your older brother, Ant, and I was stepped over!

-- That's the way Keith the Cop wanted it.

-- It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Is there bad blood between Joe & Keith? If so, what happened? I've been listening for years, but I was lied to by Opie. Opie always built Joe up and made it seem like 2U are headlining a concert for 150,000 people and they have U2 as the opening act. I never heard brother Joe, because I've always hated U2 with a passion, so obviously I never listened to Joes Band.

Unbelievable that Opie would exaggerate something like that....

As for any bad blood between Joe and Keith, something to do with rejected sexual advances.

Makes sense, Thanks!

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OUCH! Double the burn!

That's why you go hang out with your brother and bang hot chicks.

So you honestly think a hot bitch would fuck Joe, just because Ant is his brother??

Yes? Booze, mansions, celebrity, and hot tubs do that. Roadies get laid.

Would he be wearing the shirt with the Guinness logo if it wasn't also the logo for the Anthony Cumia show? That tiny detail is so revealing about his psyche.

Infuriating.

He really is Ant's Billy Carter.

More like Micheal kutcher...

How about a 24hr telethon on TACS?

does he keep changing the time for when the fundraiser is to end? for like the last week it has said 52 days left, now today it says 53 days left.

TIL the exact opposite of "if you build it, they will come".

what kind of show will this be?

Does anyone else feel like brother joe is the new scorch and his show will be pfgtv quality?

I would actually donate more to get scorch doing pfgtv regularly because then I'd at least get a guaranteed laugh.

Brother Joe is a very unperceptive man indeed

He stinks and I don't like him.

Seriously, fuck that Onob hanger-on.

I just found his IndieGoGo today and I can't stop laughing

what kind of show will this be?