I need your top Opie "deep thoughts" or just ironic quotes
0 2014-10-02 by [deleted]
I'm working on an Opestober / Jockstopester project and need your favorite / top "deep thoughts" type quotes, or just whatever sounds the dumbest / most ironic that he's said lately (or in the past). The more faithful the wording the better. I'll collect 20 or so of the best ones and present something back on here in a week or so using the quotes. A collection of "Opespirations" is my goal.
For example:
“I know this is boring, but I don’t care”
“It’s been fun, kinda re-inventing myself”
And things like this are also acceptable:
"Pause"
"Brothaman, Brothaman"
Edit: Here is a preview, I want to work up a a big collection over the next week though.
28 comments
6 Openy 2014-10-02
"I met Mitch Hedberg the night before he died, he was about to come on the show"
2 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
Oh god, that's serious cringe.
2 E-rockComment 2014-10-02
Do you fellows think this was an Opie lie? I always gave him the benefit of the doubt on this one.
3 AngeloMacon 2014-10-02
I actually believe him on this one. He's repeated the story without changing up the details. Usually when he has a fake story, he punches it up with each telling.
2 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
Sounds plausible, what the issue is, is him connecting it to himself.
6 Doom_Art 2014-10-02
"What's in salt water that makes the body reject it?"
or
"If we eat bee vomit, why don't we eat human vomit?"
1 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
YES, both of those are great.
6 _TheConsumer_ 2014-10-02
In reference to how large football stadiums are getting Opie said, "One day, they'll make them as big as your imagination."
What followed was an 8 minute smashing of his cheesy, "thought provoking" line.
Full audio here
1 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
Holy shit is that perfect. Thanks for the link too, that's terrible, I'm sorry.
5 QuantumDice 2014-10-02
He has a collection of verbal crutches...
"Of ccccourse" (he chews on the "k" sound when he says it.
"Holy FFFFuck" (says it a LOT)
"I know what I'm doing, I've been at it since I was 18"
"[insert comedian name] killin' for us today."
The first wont really work for the visual, but I needed to vent my frustration at how annoying they are to hear.
1 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
Some of these can work, I'll see what I can do.
4 AntsCamera 2014-10-02
I am all in on (band from 15 years ago)
So fucking hip! High 5 Sammmeh!
0 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
"I'm all in" will go on the list
4 Yaseetheo 2014-10-02
"The O n A virus spreading across America" "Midget sighting of the day!" "Let's play what have we learned today." "That's the bit!" "I have a video that could go viral but it has my kid in it and I don't want to put him in the public eye." "I was a candy kid"
Etc...
3 opiesucks 2014-10-02
"I'm funny"
1 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
That's a good one. I want to believe he didn't say that, but in my heart I know he did.
3 E-rockComment 2014-10-02
Don't listen to the detractors fellow Wiretapstudios, you are doing God's work in my eyes. I'll go through the archives and see if I can find anything that you might be able to use. One I can think of on the top of my head is when Nikki Glaser was in studio the other week the Opster made up a fake story about going to a black club and having sex with black girls. A lot of stammering and uhhhs, classic Opie lie. Also, his on air fight with Jimmy where he calls him a fuckface, and his on air fight with Ant, the "leave it alone" moment. Best of luck!
1 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
"leave it alone" is perfect
3 BeerCanThick 2014-10-02
"Have you ever just really thought about water?"
"We harvest bee vomit so why don't we harvest human vomit?"
1 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
These are also perfect.
3 mikelp1973 2014-10-02
"Fast forward" is starting to get under my skin lately.
2 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
Is fast forward the new pause?
3 mikelp1973 2014-10-02
Also when he references radio as in "that's the beauty of this radio show".
2 Knightscribe 2014-10-02
Inserting the word "fuckin'" between not only words, but syllables.
"Hell fuckin' yeah!"
"Snow-fuckin-man"
"Radio fuckin' show"
^ Not literal examples, but when he does that shit it irritates the fuck out of me.
-6 xxcandybuttsxx 2014-10-02
Better uses of your time:
- go for a walk
- call an old friend
- read a book - try a new recipe - literally anything besides this
4 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
Thanks for the input, I made you a present.
-7 [deleted] 2014-10-02
Im all for opie bashing but fuck, we have had this same thread topic 6 times in 3 days
2 WiretapStudios 2014-10-02
This is for something different, as I explained.