he doesn't have a fuckin show worthy of $10k. even if he does get the 10k the show still won't be worth shit. just sit in your fuckin' little room like you do now, and shit out the 30-60 minutes of mediocrity like you usually do.
You can tell how oblivious this guy is to his own lack of talent & short comings when he used to call into/interrupt the show with his horrendous phone calls, where he'd steamroll over anything funny or humorous. Couldn't even carry a conversation, and is a stuttering ass, to boot. The guy has a skill, he can play guitar. Why can't he just stick to that and call it a day, let your brother do his own thing. How fucking embarrassing and desperate.
The 2 minutes I watched of his show he was saying his stream was lagging because "The memory bandwidth is to high" while holding the phone up to the mic and he wants to try to put together a 10k studio?
I tried to contribute $1.37, because $6.37 would have looked even more pathetic than an even $5, but it wouldn't let me. :(
It's a shame; you know Joe will browbeat Ant to mention it on TACS, and he'll get some pity contributions.
But if you're Joe, after you take the gun out of your mouth, don't you throw in a couple hundred just to make it look like something's going on? Surely, the guitarist of the world's 2nd-most popular U2 cover band can afford a few C-notes towards his own cause.
Oh Christ. Brother Joe has always wanted a piece of Ant's pie. First he wanted a go on Buzz, then he tried to become a character on the O&A show but now this?! My bet is that he's trying to save up for hair plugs so he can finally become just like his bro. Then he'll have everything, except the money and talent of course.
47 comments
24 PanzerSmanzer 2014-09-29
I'd be more inclined to donate if the goal was to never hear from Brother Joe again. Fuck off, build your own studio.
20 Flamgirlant 2014-09-29
.
Wow guys look at these free things you can get for $100+!
10 bimmerphile 2014-09-29
Can we pool $100 for a live read that says "Brother Joe is a lazy bottom-feeding no-talent zilch"?
8 [deleted] 2014-09-29
[deleted]
18 KennethFresno 2014-09-29
No, I don't know him well.
14 TheMonkfish 2014-09-29
You may know him better as "Fat Edge"
14 CertifiedBA 2014-09-29
5 bucks in 3 days?
6 Chokondisnut 2014-09-29
Fahive Dollurs!
2 thrillated 2014-09-29
Pulling in some righteous bucks!
1 kimchifart 2014-09-29
Ill have you know he has amassed ten of Americas finest dollars.
14 d3rtbag 2014-09-29
he doesn't have a fuckin show worthy of $10k. even if he does get the 10k the show still won't be worth shit. just sit in your fuckin' little room like you do now, and shit out the 30-60 minutes of mediocrity like you usually do.
seeing this shit actually made me mad.
11 [deleted] 2014-09-29
You can tell how oblivious this guy is to his own lack of talent & short comings when he used to call into/interrupt the show with his horrendous phone calls, where he'd steamroll over anything funny or humorous. Couldn't even carry a conversation, and is a stuttering ass, to boot. The guy has a skill, he can play guitar. Why can't he just stick to that and call it a day, let your brother do his own thing. How fucking embarrassing and desperate.
12 balderoonus 2014-09-29
I didn't know opie played the guitar
1 Mejiax55 2014-09-29
I thought it was the air keyboard that he played
12 [deleted] 2014-09-29
[deleted]
2 TankRizzo 2014-09-29
I guess Sal doesn't really count.
11 snoopkhat 2014-09-29
oof
11 sheRATCHETT 2014-09-29
Oh god how I hope it stays at $5, and even that's too generous
11 Leeham721 2014-09-29
Start Up
Cash In
Sell Out
Bro Down
11 stevenknight 2014-09-29
I donated $1 but I think comments are hidden so now it looks like I'm a low-income fan instead of someone who wanted to embarrass Brother Joe.
1 humblebrag 2014-09-29
Even sweet Stevey with the good hair throwing a jab. I like it.
1 BrogueTrader40k 2014-09-29
You rock Steven. Thanks for the uploads!
10 chippersonlyle 2014-09-29
Douche chills
8 xxmikekxx 2014-09-29
Who would possibly contribute?
7 TacoTrots 2014-09-29
Poor form, Joe...poor form.
7 drexler57346 2014-09-29
How much money do you guys think he'll be able to raise? If it gets over a few hundred dollars I'll be stunned (and appalled).
5 TheBobWhookidSamShow 2014-09-29
The 2 minutes I watched of his show he was saying his stream was lagging because "The memory bandwidth is to high" while holding the phone up to the mic and he wants to try to put together a 10k studio?
5 btm29 2014-09-29
Hopefully it stays at $5, maybe he'll finally get the message.
4 DerpSherpa 2014-09-29
He took over Compound East???
1 highflyin 2014-09-29
The city apartment was Compound West... see, cause NYC is west of... oh nevermind.
4 CoSOggy 2014-09-29
"Don't have a business to promote? Then we'll give out your Twitter or call your ex-girlfriend a bitch on the air. It's your money, bro."
UGHHHH. I know it's harsh Ant but please distance yourself from Joe, he isn't funny at all. He gets 20 people to watch his 'show'.
4 mattirawks 2014-09-29
If Ant had any confidence in this venture he coulda slung the 10 grand to his brother ..it's Peanuts to him. The fact he hasn't, says it all.
4 dxInt 2014-09-29
Jesus Joe...
3 photonblaster9000 2014-09-29
This made the blood leave my stomach
2 balderoonus 2014-09-29
via your anus?
3 BottleOfAon 2014-09-29
"It began as a hobby for musician Joe Cumia to jump onto his webcam". Not literally, unfortunately.
2 [deleted] 2014-09-29
[deleted]
2 Humble_is_great 2014-09-29
This is perhaps the most pertinent time to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUiw6kMH2G8
2 devilsadvocate33 2014-09-29
This is sadder than an Opie tweet.
I tried to contribute $1.37, because $6.37 would have looked even more pathetic than an even $5, but it wouldn't let me. :(
It's a shame; you know Joe will browbeat Ant to mention it on TACS, and he'll get some pity contributions.
But if you're Joe, after you take the gun out of your mouth, don't you throw in a couple hundred just to make it look like something's going on? Surely, the guitarist of the world's 2nd-most popular U2 cover band can afford a few C-notes towards his own cause.
2 decmcg 2014-09-29
Oh Christ. Brother Joe has always wanted a piece of Ant's pie. First he wanted a go on Buzz, then he tried to become a character on the O&A show but now this?! My bet is that he's trying to save up for hair plugs so he can finally become just like his bro. Then he'll have everything, except the money and talent of course.
2 bsjett 2014-09-29
If I wanted to look at his mug, I'd just play as Trevor on GTA5. A-boooo
1 otteaux 2014-09-29
I can't even
1 [deleted] 2014-09-29
[deleted]
1 WilliamTellAll 2014-09-29
Bother Joe is embarrassing himself more than a cover band artists is known for. ew.
and no, i didn't forget the r, Joe is the r.
3 wifflebb 2014-09-29
Is this English?
1 NLclothing 2014-09-29
He is a slightly more competent version of Bobo
1 phlammo 2014-09-29
$6 RAISED OF $10,000 GOAL
Sounds about right.
1 Abarf 2014-09-29
"Why don't you get a fucking Job"
1 CUNTYMOM 2014-09-29
AL
1 anonimescu 2014-09-29
10 grand?! Did the Edge release a new signature guitar?
1 CUNTYMOM 2014-09-29
2 months to raise 10k lol
1 BrotherJoeCumia 2014-09-29
Um. Indiegogo wasn't my idea. I'm so out of touch, I didn't even know it existed. So, once again...all of you homo's are wrong. This is a N/A Thread.