And you're about the fifth person in the last 2 months to make this declaration at the commencement of every dead-on-arrival so-called 'attack' on the show itself.

These people think they're formidable because Opie, a congenital liar, has been telling you that for the last 5-6 years. Believe me, the 'pests' are easily side-stepped, dismissed, slapped away. They've never done damage of any measure to anything other than their own free time . . . something they have in abundance.

7 TobyTheRobot 2014-09-26

Well alright man. I don't disagree that the pests have an abundance of free time, and it's not like they've ever completely and permanently destroyed a radio show. But the Jim Phillips thing? Maxwell? Shannon Burke? Every jocktober? Those aren't real things?

They're not exactly the final bosses of the Internet, but the Pests do a very good job of being, well, pests.

-6 gsbird1065 2014-09-26

They were real . . . for the 2-3 hours they lasted.

4 TobyTheRobot 2014-09-26

All of the incidents I described lasted several days (except for jocktoberings, which is a month-long span of day-long "attacks").

-6 gsbird1065 2014-09-26

I've heard them all. O&A's discussion of them went on for several days, but if you listen back, you'll find that the 'attacks', and the accounting of them, only occupy a small amount of those discussions.

4 TobyTheRobot 2014-09-26

I really don't think so, man. Maxwell and Jim Phillips stopped taking calls. I Know Phillips sent a cease and desist demanding that XM stop playing show audio, and I believe Maxwell did as well. That kind of limits the discussion that can happen. Jocktober has been a pretty consistent assault that torpedoes every Facebook page in its path for an entire month.

Look I'm not trying to be a fanboy or suck pest dick, here, but you're underselling this. I think Opie's fragile self esteem would really suffer if he had to deal with a "standard" pest raid of like 4 days. If he gets one negative caller these days he gets wounded and starts screaming about haters. 3 or 4 solid days of the phones being jammed with people who snuck past the screener to tell Opie that he sucks -- well, I'd be interested to see how he handles it.

-2 gsbird1065 2014-09-26

Well, that's kind of my point. Opie might very well collapse under such an assault (or he might just choose to ignore it, which he could easily do, since he knows better than anyone what a lie the whole pPest mythos has always been); but that's only because he has a backbone of cotton.

Others can (and do . . . look at last year's Jocktober when WPLJ simply closed access to their Facebook page each day the show focused on Scott & Todd) thwart the pests with strategies that take no more than two seconds worth of thought and effort.

The pests are only as capable of disruption as they're allowed to be. Shutting them down is literally like squashing bugs.

Other words . . . you can't believe what Opie tells you.

1 LarkSquire 2014-09-26

Dude they've been pestering Todd for years, and many more!

5 alexreleases 2014-09-26

Your clear annoyance is a nice bonus in all of this. Also, don't try to build this up to be an attack so you can mock it. I posted a pic for the lulz, I succeeded.

-4 gsbird1065 2014-09-26

Poor reasoning. I have nothing invested in this, so why would I be annoyed?

Actually, I find it ironic, not to mention pathetic, that you all have tremendous faith in the word of Gregg 'Opie' Hughes when it's convenient, when it's flattering to you, and the rest of the time reject it, and him, with impunity (as you should).

2 HerpDerpen 2014-09-26

you are green with envy!

14 JCP_1975 2014-09-26

Jocktober came early this year.

22 Chipper_Chip 2014-09-26

So did Bam.

13 RoosterBrains 2014-09-26

It begins, the show is eating itself. Well done

-4 gsbird1065 2014-09-26

I don't think so. The show these people think they're eating no longer exists. You're feeding off of a ghost.

10 mnhot 2014-09-26

ME:

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10 delphian1 2014-09-26

I sure hope no one tags any pictures that mention Opies fat tits

6 PrinceCharmin 2014-09-26

It would be bad to hashtag pictures of Bam Magera.

Yeah, that's mean. I'm sorry I said that.

10 holodog 2014-09-26

#HudsonsRealDad

7 delphian1 2014-09-26

Oh see that's just mean I hope no one does that

10 breadmoccasin 2014-09-26

How long til Phase 3?

8 ThunderLungs 2014-09-26

Wellp, it's down now. All I see is a blank wall. What a pussy.

9 FaggotGreggHughes 2014-09-26

as long as you have #opieradio as a tag somewhere, you'll be famous and can share with all your friends and get all the accolades and rewards you deserve!

Holy shit.

9 knitro 2014-09-26

Clicked over to it and BAM, first one I see is of Lynsi getting the business from a ten years ago famous skateboarder

8 kimchifart 2014-09-26

More Opie memes please...they get across the points about how fucking much he sucks.

7 breadmoccasin 2014-09-26

It would be a DARNED SHAME if someone were to photoshop Opie's head on a man with gynecomastia.

6 Dannyprecise 2014-09-26

I'm not a photoshop expert but I'm sure any photo of him would suffice said request.

7 Spew42 2014-09-26

HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa http://imgur.com/OWLIBJg

6 _TheConsumer_ 2014-09-26

You're doing God's work, sir.

6 Opprobriousness 2014-09-26

No, guys, we should post mean things, like we do during Jocktober!

5 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-09-26

He spells Gregg with two G's at the end.....that's weird.

5 paulshadow35 2014-09-26

don't forget about the stupid opie meme generator. http://memegenerator.net/Stupid-Opie

4 phlammo 2014-09-26

SpiralViral working its magic!

4 [deleted] 2014-09-26

The video of the girl working out with the "Words Hurt" shirt on boggles my mind.

1 balderoonus 2014-09-26

Yeah, they've printed the words backwards...

4 suaveitguy 2014-09-26

boring photos for sale

4 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2014-09-26

What a fucking idiot. Has he forgotten the type of person who listens to his show?

2 janedoe2893 2014-09-26

This won't go well.

2 EskimoEscrow 2014-09-26

It works

1 egorwildl 2014-09-26

This is the greatest thing ever....

1 aja888 2014-09-26

I'm LOVING Opie's demise. He stinks without Ant. Poor Jimmy! BOOOOOO

-2 onemancrimespree 2014-09-26

What did the guy actually do for all that? He was your least favorite person on your favorite radio show.

12 paulshadow35 2014-09-26

hey what did Terry Clifford ever do to Opie. Jocktober is starting early.

-4 Houghton91 2014-09-26

You people have far too much time on your hands.

10 Spokker 2014-09-26

Did you say the same thing about the people who shit up Facebook pages during October? Opie didn't.

-9 Houghton91 2014-09-26

Yes, they definitely have too much time on their hands. I listen in work and have absolutely no time to bash a Facebook page.

By the way this is a little different. Some dope who hates Opie, has randomly been analysing his website, which is probably the weirdest part of this. Stumbled upon something, tested it and ran home to report it to all the faggot vultures.

3 ElPatreeecko 2014-09-26

Holy shit! you are joking, right?

Might I ask, sir... what is it that you're doing with all of your time? You sound like a very important man and you must be very busy, aside from posting on reddit.

3 erockarmy1 2014-09-26

He is curing cancer and sucking dick.

1 Houghton91 2014-09-26

Curing cancer by sucking dick*

0 Houghton91 2014-09-26

Well i'm not photoshopping pictures of peoples wives on to heads of pornstars then searching how i can cryptically make this annoy the guy whose show i've enjoyed for several years. In order to do this browsing his website looking for some loophole then finally boom, i've figured it out. Then head on over to reddit and go teeheeheeehee hey guys look what i've found!

Work, scratch my ballbag/gooch area, eat, watch sports, drink the odd alcholic beverage with friends in my local establishment, general shit.

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-10 rbuyna 2014-09-26

Proving yet again that this sub is a toilet. Congratulations no life losers, you hate him and hate what the show is, but you dedicate your life to posting about how much you hate it.

13 frostiitute 2014-09-26

boooooo. If the show won't entertain us, we'll entertain ourselves.

12 BrogueTrader40k 2014-09-26

Thats the bit fuckface! Ccccccool.

6 I_DOXX_CATS 2014-09-26

What if I told you its possible to casually check this subreddit once in awhile as new posts com up on your feed? See, you can subscribe to several subreddits, and scroll through all the things your interested in! No need to dedicate every waking moment to a specific subreddit anymore! Amazing!

Cunt.

5 Spokker 2014-09-26

The show this sub is for is over. It just doesn't exist anymore. So who gives a fuck at this point

12 paulshadow35 2014-09-26

hey what did Terry Clifford ever do to Opie. Jocktober is starting early.

6 Dannyprecise 2014-09-26

I'm not a photoshop expert but I'm sure any photo of him would suffice said request.

-12 gsbird1065 2014-09-26

And you're about the fifth person in the last 2 months to make this declaration at the commencement of every dead-on-arrival so-called 'attack' on the show itself.

These people think they're formidable because Opie, a congenital liar, has been telling you that for the last 5-6 years. Believe me, the 'pests' are easily side-stepped, dismissed, slapped away. They've never done damage of any measure to anything other than their own free time . . . something they have in abundance.

FYI, if you post a picture on Instagram with the hashtag #OpieRadio it will automatically be posted on Opie's website.

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