What could we do to destroy Opie?

1  2014-09-25 by [deleted]

I mean let stop beating around the bush anymore. Clearly Opie has been a pilot fish for years, feeding off of the comedy that he's been so lucky to share the same breathing space with, that he himself is now convinced he's a comedy shark.

It's time we put this fucker to rest. The days of us dealing with this comedy eclipse just to feel the warm embrace of true comedic mastery are over. It's time to do what we all know is right.

Now............ How do we do it?

3 comments

1  LouisCGhey 2014-09-25

Hire a cartel hitman.

1  TheActor_GreggHughes 2014-09-25

That's silly internet talk.

1  [deleted] 2014-09-25

Get Snowy from Michigan to call in and tell Opie he hates his fucking guts.

Have some rich dude buy all of Opie's shirts and then record himself burning them.

Cut the brakes on his car.