Taste, lil bit lil bit, shekel, obsessed, talking like Ron Bennington and failing because Opie is a fucking queer, pocket money, wahabonned, ferthashow, the show has passed you by, thats the bit, boost/just a lil boost/need a boost/I used two boosts today, fatfuck, all in, where the doody comes out, Hi Who Is This, fartbox, FFFUCK, I go deep with, dopes, blooburries, niiiice, "Florentine, what do you think about...", every dumb thing he's ever put on a t shirt, OH EROCK!, SAMMAY! LARRAY! SNOWWAY! Ro Ro/Rolando, haters, I Never Talk About My Kids, Twitter Voice, viral video, Ah, who gives a fuck (continues with story) Is That Today's Problem, right right, Lady Di, You're On The Air, bruuuutal, Give Yourself A Bell, babysitting, very funny, Let It Be Known That X Is Killing For Us, Hold On, Wait, Pause!, "numbersss," Lets break that down, I'm very good with, Very Funny on a Comedy Stage, Tearing Down The 4th Wall, That's What We Do, Why Can't They Just Figure This Shit Out, As A Father Myself,

Dude, you missed the worst one: "brother man".

Douche chills, every time.

Makes me smile everytime "frrrrrrrunkis" gets mentioned, Jimmy had more success with that than Opie ever has.

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKIS!!!

Fantastic. You're missing "White glove", "Wait, what happened?" and "Warshing" but nevertheless good work.

White glove is definitely my least favorite right now. It ruins my day for at least a half an hour.

Oh, how could I forget WAHABONNED. I must have blocked it out like an incident with a handsy uncle.

It's enraging. It's him saying "look how naughty I am". And if you missed the naughtiness I'll say "what happened" three more times to draw attention to it. Holy fucking uggh.

Opie is an irrepressible scamp, isn't he?

You're not wrong.

White glove is a tough one but when he says brrruuutal it makes my fuckin blood boil.

Were you butthurt?

Not over that. Him calling certain people "sir" annoys me, and calling celebrities "my pal" bothers me. And the constant explaining that it's radio, I get pretty butt hurt over that.

EEUEUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Don't forget "Blueburries". Ugh.

I guess he should be more like Jimmy you're right. Tranny joke, pedo joke, sex addiction joke, tranny joke, pedo joke, pedo joke, tranny joke. Sex addiction. Sex addiction. 12 steps. Redskins. Pedo joke. Tranny joke.

Kill yourself.

You want to be Jimmy so bad it's funny. Kill myself? Hahahahahaha look at you trying to be edgy. Could you have thought up of a more fucking hack Internet insult?

Go on.

Hahahaha wait? Do you want me to go on or kill myself? I'm confused now.

Is it in you?

Don't forget "...with a shotgun..."

Just glad he hasn't ruined "Good morning" for me

I never thought a person would annoy me just by saying the word "envelopes" but welp here we are

Don't forget "nnniiice", "...all nnniiice", "XYZ happened all nnniiice".

Don't forget the faggoty way he says ccccoool.

HELLO!

Is there a time when you're not obsessing over Opie?

All the talk about "haters". Any non 16 year old girl that refers to people as haters should be publicly executed.

I'm not a zygote! I'm not going to use the word hater. I'm a grown man!

It might deserve a whole other thread, but there's also general uncreative dumb noises. Like when Dr Steve is on, he'll just start mocking him with Dr Chip. But since he doesn't have the intelligence to even try to come up with something funny - you know, that has actual words - what comes out is "shaw shaw shawwwww, shaw shaw shawwwwwww".

And loudly so it prevents Jim and others from making actual jokes.

get out of my brain!

So I know "that's the bit" and everything, but I legitimately can't tell if Opie even realizes that he drives shit into the ground repeating things. On the one hand, how can you fucking not know, when you're saying it dozens of times a day. On the other hand, he gets embarrassed when he's called out on it and tries to stop it.

And since this is an all-purpose stupid Opie catchphrase thread, remember his failed at attempt at "Yay pudding!"? Jimmy had eaten pudding the night before and was farting a lot, and every time he'd say "yay pudding!" so Opie tried to make it a thing. "every time u fart, say yay pudding!!!!" I remember even Danny gave him a courtesy round on that one.

I kind of think that someone - Weese or a communications professor or whoever - once told him that the secret to making your radio show popular is repetition. Throw enough repetitive shit out there and something will stick, and your audience will start repeating it. Not only has he never moved on from that, he just went and incorporated it into his personality and couldn't get rid of it if he wanted to. He probably drives Lynsi batshit with it.

Brother Weese is an annoying, self-righteous cunt.

Thank You!! You are the first person I've heard say that Brother Wease is shit!! I think so too. Most people act like he's a huge legend. I remember him arguing with Anthony over Obama, or taxes. Patrice was also in studio.

Wease went off on Anthony for not liking to pay taxes. Ant countered and said "I pay the highest taxes in the country"!! "And I shouldn't have to pay for every lazy piece of shit on welfare."

That fucking cock lover Wease actually said to Anthony "Oh!, God forbid you actually do something that Jesus would want you to do!". I was dumbfounded! Where the fuck in the law says rich people have to pay the highest taxes, because that's what Jesus Christ would want? I thought Wease was this super intelligent legend, that can go toe to toe with anybody politically? He couldn't even hang with Ant for 2 minutes, before the god thing came out. What a hack, Imposter!

A one market wonder if I may quote The Opster

Couldn't stand him when he said nobody ever made fun of bush, when the whole room told him it's not true he just say show me the evidence of media ever made fun of bush, can't listen to someone who's willing to lie like this

and a phony Vietnam combat veteran

Fuck, this place "goes deep" with this. Opie should being paying some of you guys for this psychoanalysis.

Well Drexler. If Opie would read this shit, we would be happy to give him advice.

He probably takes a peek.

A tassssssssteee

"(oh,/fuckin') ___ ruuules!"

"BBRRUUTAL"

"that's a rough one"

whenever he feels the need to overcompensate for, what I'm sure he believes is, that person's benefit: "_____ is a big fuckin' star! you're a big fuckin' star!"

"Mediaite, I like mediaite. They're aite."

Even on uncensored Twitter & satellite radio:

HOLY S!!!

Ice booket might be the worst of them all right now.

Always hated the term "video element". It's even more annoying when the fans use that term. It's not some exotic technology that needs the word "element". No one else on this gay earth says "video element". Fuck.

That's corporate or industry jargon, I think. Still annoying, but not an enraging opie-ism.

• All hell breaking loose

• You'd swear it was an SNL sketch (has been using this phrase since at least 1999)

• All in

• 'Bhut'

• Give yourself a bell

• Mention Howard Stern at least 1000 times a year per contract obligation

• Howling

• Incessant bragging about how good he is at radio, some kinda delusions man.

• Insists on taking shitty calls that go nowhere. Lady Di, Bobo anyone?

• Road sodas...

• That obnoxious laugh he used to do when someone bombs to shame them, ironically only shaming himself for making it even more unfunny and uncomfortable. THATS THE COP O- ahem THATS THE BIT!

• Lies about mundane shit which makes me question every story he brings up now since I'm listening to the entire show from 2004-2012

• The sad desperation he has for publicity, after the Bohner 'boner' pic was leaked he made that painfully obvious when he made a response video on Youtube.

• When the show is great: 'WE killed today! WE had an awesome show! When the show sucks: 'Come on, Jimmy. YOU really need to get on a regular sleep schedule.'

There's a ton more but I'm tired. More than enough to rile up those douche Opie apologists.

I KNOW WHAT IM DOING HERE

I for one, particularly like it when Opie immediately takes credit for anything funny Jim or Ant do or say.

Example: during a Jocktober, Jim and Ant started talking about dog fucking, licking a dogs dick; while Opie sat there quietly. Then Opie starts laughing and says"WE couldn't get through 2 minutes of the show without a dog duck reference. WE are so fucking crazy sometimes!

And my personal favorite that I have brought op before recently. The Infamous White Knight situation.

Anthony coined the phrase White Knight by himself. 2 days later, they had the Duke porn star in studio. Fans were bitching because the boys were nice to her, and called them White Knights. Anthony got mad (rightfully so) and said "You Fucking people aren't even Using that term right"! That's when Opie chimed in and said "Every time WE make up a new term, you guys fucking run with it, and use it wrong". I have no clue how Anthony didn't say "what the fuck is this WE shit"??

Anthony didn't create white knight. That's been around for awhile.

Yes, but not on the show, and Opie for damn sure didn't say it.

fair enough

Not to get all technical, but they've been using that term on the show way longer than two days before the Duke porn girl was on. And as the other poster said, it has been around elsewhere long before they picked up on it.

The real crime is Opie hearing a term that's new to him, not realizing that it's actually a popular phrase on the internet, and then claiming they made it up. There are others but can't think of them right now.

"for the goof"

Speaking of things Opie always talks about. Can anyone imagine what a fucking douche Opie's friend "Buzzy" has to Be? There is no way in hell, that anyone who is cool, has the name Buzzy.

But on the other hand, maybe Buzzy is an ok guy, and that is why he seems to avoid Opie.

Shaaaa! Bro Buzzy used to get righteously buzzed on road-sodas! Check out the empties, maaaaaahn!

"Sammmeehhh." Whenever he's says Sam's name like that, it makes me hate both of them.

Dropping hammers.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON! I'M GOOD AT THIS.

You're not, cunt.

You were good at it.

Your boy (person's name)!

Very good, sir

Howling

My kids/wife are "civilians"

It was actually funny ONCE when they were talking about some hard-right religious conservatives and Opie said 'These are your boys, Ant'. It even got a real laugh out of Anthony.

Aaaaaand he tried the same line 3 times the next show and ruined it.

The way he says 'Ferry' instead of 'Furry'.

Or 'herricane.'

ME: YOU MOTHERHUCKERS ARE KILLING IT FOR US TODAY! I'm gonna have to put all of these on a t-shirt...

 

ME: Oh right, I already did.

#KinkyOpie "I WANNA ASK HER ABOUT HER DOODIES." LOL

How about 'fartbox' or 'where the poo comes out'...

I can't go along with fingerpop. Patrice Oneal had it in one of his specials. However, it's definitely uncool when Opie says it.

Fingerbang!

"Good question."

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration, you know, Nassau?

EDIT: He's a fucking simpleton.

"FAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE"

Hey OP... GIVE YURSELF A BELL!!!!!

Fuchitive

Hahahaha wait? Do you want me to go on or kill myself? I'm confused now.