He is his mother. He is who he hates.
45 2014-09-20 by JCP_1975
For the past ten years we've heard Opie say his Mom is a "Me, Me, Me person" and how she has to make every situation about herself. Opie HATES that about her. He is who he hates. He is the guy constantly interjecting what could be interesting conversation to make the situation about himself.
Now, I understand the Opie trashing is at historic levels, but I felt the need to point out this valid criticism and comparison, which I don't think has been made before. If it has, well, that's the bit, fuckface.
57 comments
53 [deleted] 2014-09-20
They are all perfect examples of becoming what you hate. Jim hates the mentally ill for making everything about themselves and ruining people's good times but will ruin all his friend's night if a celebrity photo could be taken, Anthony hates blacks for their attitude and disrespect but he moved to a nice suburb and throws loud parties and flys a fucking drone around, the opester hated stern forever but has literally become tell em sam hoo hoo.
26 JCP_1975 2014-09-20
Yeah, Ant was the epitome of an "N Person" prior to making real money. And in many ways, he currently lives the lifestyle of a gangsta rapper. The hypocrisy is astounding.
32 Redfel 2014-09-20
Let's see:
-He moved around a lot as a kid because his father couldn't pay rent
-Used to steal car parts for his truck when he was poor
-Shouts things at the movie theatre (2016: Obama's America)
-Is interested in white trash girls
-Is Sicilian ("Sicilians were spawned by niggers")
Conclusion: Anthony is a nigger.
13 CookieHaid 2014-09-20
Mah niggah
1 harriswill 2014-09-20
mah mutha fuckin' niggah!
3 ShakesTheClown- 2014-09-20
Don't forget about the part where he was a crack dealer.
2 Fidena 2014-09-20
I know Sicilians are swarthy, but why do people jump that they came from blacks? Blacks don't have huge convex noses, if anything they look arabic or middle eastern.
9 [deleted] 2014-09-20
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0 [deleted] 2014-09-20
There is a reason Anthony and TI hit it off like best buds.
6 BeerCanThick 2014-09-20
"I don't know what it is like to be a black man..."-Anthony...
"Oh, really? Didn't you just tell a half hour story about breaking traffic laws in an Escalade with a pistol on your lap? You know EXACTLY what its like!"-Jim Norton
1 alexreleases 2014-09-20
I think Ant's hate of the N Person comes from the instantaneous violence in the ghetto community, not any of those things mentioned.
0 michaelcolestie 2014-09-20
And fantastic
-7 schmoegreene 2014-09-20
Not if you pay attention to what Anthony says about the black community. He mainly talks about the violent crime problem and leeching of public resources. To my knowledge, he never committed violent crimes or collected welfare as an adult. He has always gotten along well with rappers that come on the show, so it's not very hypocritical.
9 fattypigfatty 2014-09-20
If there is one stereotype that the blacks can't escape from it's their love of flying drones around in nice neighborhoods.
4 Anton_Lemieux 2014-09-20
-3 cali_gunner 2014-09-20
I don't think he hates blacks per se.
14 michaelcolestie 2014-09-20
I've heard that he in fact loves the BLCKS
26 schmoegreene 2014-09-20
Look at Sigmund Freud over here. Getting deep into Demented Word of the Opster.
15 JCP_1975 2014-09-20
Well, it's getting increasingly difficult to be original in the bashing of Opie. We got to go DEEP, like Daughter. Have you heard that deep track by Pearl Jam?
8 iamcolinquim 2014-09-20
Yeah but have you ever thrown on an Alice in chain anthology, skipped the bullshit and gone right for the rooster?
3 CookieHaid 2014-09-20
"Old Woman Behind a Mic in a Big Town"
1 WiretapStudios 2014-09-20
Shit that's a deep cut bro
1 AntsCamera 2014-09-20
Rumor has it he just downloaded the Pearl Jam, Ten album.
His mind was blown.
12 drexler57346 2014-09-20
That's DEMENTED WORLD, pal. I bet you weren't even there for the WAAF days.
-Fat Internet Douche
2 schmoegreene 2014-09-20
Haha it's a typo and I confess to being a small child when OnA were in Boston.
4 HenryjamesHutley 2014-09-20
I've never understood the reasoning behind talking shit at people for not listening to the show way back then. Like it's not my fault my parents didn't decide to fuck until 1993.
0 ExactlyUnlikeTea 2014-09-20
Fix the typo?
1 schmoegreene 2014-09-20
I hate asterisks. My father was killed by an asterisk. And if I changed it after drexler pointed out my stupidity, I would have been depriving him of valuable, richly deserved upvotes.
0 ThermiteTaint 2014-09-20
Careful calling fatties out. You may draw the ire of termite. He's a great big fat person
5 ckb614 2014-09-20
Look at the big brain on brad
18 balderoonus 2014-09-20
I've got a feeling she's actually just a typical mom, but her narcissistic, thin skinned son has to find something to talk about
11 chippaahhh 2014-09-20
OP is 100% correct, just listen to this fucking clip, its sams big day, he just announced his engagement and everyone is having a good time. Then sams mom calls up the show and opie hangs up on her and starts bitching about his own mom, this fucking douche always has to be the center of attention.
http://youtu.be/lsRFYHRttLk?t=38m15s
6 Djs3634 2014-09-20
How ironic.. He starts bitching about his mom being self centered. Meanwhile Jimmy and Ant attempt to try and ask him what happened and he could only interrupt their questions by screaming "WHY WOULD YA!!!" It's almost as if he waits for them to begin speaking and right as they do he interrupts them.
8 shameofyou 2014-09-20
If he is what you say he is I wouldn't want to spend the night at his 'family run' motel!
Am I right, gang?
8 Wsallgood 2014-09-20
Good one Col!
6 ooyama 2014-09-20
There was a break a few years back that sticks out in my mind - I think it was in the wake of a school shooting (though might have been something else). The Opster made the entire hour about himself by CONSTANTLY interrupting with a '....ffffffffuck. I know this type of person. My mother was one of them! I've had to put up with this SHIT all my life!'
To make a break about narcissistic behaviour entirely about yourself requires either a) Andy Kaufman-level commitment to a character, or b) a monumental lack of self-awareness.
12 JCP_1975 2014-09-20
He is no Andy Kaufman.
5 The_Teachers_Ass 2014-09-20
I noticed this when Kevin pollack called in about a month ago talking about robin Williams killing himself.
Paraphrased transcript:
Kevin: I called my mom up and it took her all of thirty seconds to tell me about her own depression and make it all about herself.
Opie: Oh you got one of those moms? My mom does the exact same thing. All that "me me me" shit.
Opie then proceeds to go on about his own mother. The irony was astounding, and opie is such a self absorbed faggot that he had absolutely zero insight into what he was doing.
-1 [deleted] 2014-09-20
That's called having a conversation sir. Maybe if you let the house you could have one of those yourself.
4 Djs3634 2014-09-20
Just an observation. Usually when someone from the show is trashed this badly eventually everyone comes around and changes their tune. Not only has the Opie trashing not stopped it's gotten worse.
4 theronskier1 2014-09-20
I think he is just really narcissistic and is just in huge denial about it all.
2 [deleted] 2014-09-20
You can't be in denial about being a narcissist, the condition makes it literally impossible. What Opie is, is an ACON - Adult Child Of A Narcissist - he acts like one, because he was raised by one. He can change. She can't. There is no know cure or therapy for Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
0 seniorcampus 2014-09-20
I think one time Fez also admitted to thinking he was a narcissist. This was while he was still somewhat talkative.
4 CUNTYMOM 2014-09-20
whats so shocking about this, everyone turns out like the parent they dont like.
3 anonimescu 2014-09-20
Opie also said that she was obsessed with money,that she would buy the cheapest shit to save money. But at the same time he said they lived in a nice house. Opie's apartment was 4 mil when he bought it but he still buys generic ketchup
2 numba13 2014-09-20
Damn I thought this was about Fez
-3 JCP_1975 2014-09-20
Fez? That nutjob hasn't been relevant since 2006. I suppose you have a point, though. Opie hasn't been relevant since 99'
2 Hahrrgis 2014-09-20
Call the show, and bring it to his attention.
And don't you dare "hamina-hamina... Ed Norton?" on us.
4 JCP_1975 2014-09-20
I don't have to. He's already seen the post.
2 breadmoccasin 2014-09-20
I feel so sorry for the dude on some levels.
1 Redfel 2014-09-20
I think you're being too hard on him. It's apparent to me that Opie attempts to maneuver into conversations because he wants to contribute to the show. He knows he's not funny like Ant or Jimmy, so this is the only way he can contribute. It would be sad if he wasn't making good money doing it.
1 ThermiteTaint 2014-09-20
This is. Actually a decent point
1 shitdick720 2014-09-20
lol @ pulling a Fez and bailing after Jimmy left
1 BeerCanThick 2014-09-20
I don't even think Opie's mother and father were that bad. He's got a long, checkered past of lying his ass off on air, for instance. I'm very inclined to think they did a good job with 7 kids and Opie is just lying in lieu of doing show prep and being funny.
2 Moxson4 2014-09-20
It really wouldn't surprise me if Opie's mom has lived in his house for the last 10 years.
0 AntsCamera 2014-09-20
Hmm interesting, but way more thought than I care to put into it.
You coulda just made a Bam cuck joke which is always an easy winner here, rather than devote so many calories to analyzing a hack.
But since you did, it is valid, and certainly possible. I think I can upvote this, just because you put effort into trying to intellectualize, rather than go to the lowest common denominator like most of us.
-1 RealRockTV 2014-09-20
it's common for people to have some tendencies of their fucked up parents but at the core be nowhere near as bad of people. opie listens and cares about what other people have to say more than 75% of the people I meet in real life. seems like most people i meet just stare through whoever they're talking to until it's there turn to talk and give a response either changing the subject to themselves or addressing what the other person said in the most minimal or broad way.
-4 RandyCool 2014-09-20
Yuck.
4 CookieHaid 2014-09-20
Dijer mom blast a load on your tits again?
2 WilliamTellAll 2014-09-20
he didn't say "yum" he said "yuck"
4 JCP_1975 2014-09-20
I don't have to. He's already seen the post.