I don't know what's worse, the fact that he thought this post was funny, or the fucking horrendously unfunny comments his fans leave. I was reading this today sitting in traffic, and I realized why this guy is still around: stupid people with no sense of humor think he's funny, and keep him propped up.

I want to just go through each comment and read them in that Florentine voice, and dissect them. "WHY, why 'if you sing to the asshole, you will forever win it's(sic) heart.' Why would you say daaat." Terrible.