what's with the pirate lingo?

0  2014-09-19 by [deleted]

26 comments

Reddit continues to be an international embarrassment with its obsession with childish novelty.

It's why I don't leave this sub and /r/theanthonycumiashow. We may bitch about Opie but we don't swim around in unfunny manchild internet horseshit.

Just regular unfunny horseshit for me, thanks.

ME: Totally agree with this. I'm an adult.

Im all in with this

No, I don't like Talk Like a Pirate Day.... I'm not eight.

"Fuckin' bruuutal man."

followed by 8 seconds of silence

but when the zombie apocalypse comes don't you want to deal with it like ninja?

I'll fight them with my le robot Abe Lincoln bear shark!

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http://i.imgur.com/qL83PZX.png I laughed at this, though I think that was unintentional.

wassat?

Oh boy, Yeah that couldn't be labeled any better. I wonder how long it'll be until we have a shop of Captain Opie.

It's because Opie is the captain of the ship and this is the Opie show.

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look at me. look. at. me..

i'm the captain now.

HOLD ON LADY DI! I NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY KIDS FIRST.

Das raciss. Dey dindu nuffin!

Thermite Paint.

I sTOLlE a BOaT anD CrACHED IT iNtO A ValCaINO.

APrALL FaLLs!!!

It's talk like a pirate day you fucking asshole! (That's pirate talk)

Opie is shit.

Ahoy

I didn't notice until you pointed it out. I don't go to the front page because the idiocy there makes me angrier than listening to the O&J show.

I hate to pull a Florentine but no, I'm not doing pirate day, I'm not four.

Ntrntnl Tlk Lk Prt Dy

Visiting default subreddits in 2014

Don't do that.

I think it's alright, not sure why everyone's so pissed about button names being changed for a day.

They want us to be as gay as them.

I got a copy of the sextape and so does Opie.

Who do ye think filmed it matey!

ME: Totally agree with this. I'm an adult.