Everything he says is so non-conversational and so un-funny. Listen to what else he contributes in that clip, god is he terrible. The things he says, it seems like he's not even paying attention to the words coming out of his mouth, or he's reading something while talking & only half paying attention. It's very strange.
Makes me realize how incredible Ant and Jimmy were at covering for him. They made such great radio that Opie's stupidity got buried by the funny. It's obvious now, he's a fucking idiot.
Or how many times Ant & Jimmy would be on a roll, and Opie would "join in" and do the comic equivalent of throwing them 20lb weights while they were treading water. He'd just heave a shovel full of shit into the mix, and they were stuck cleaning it up. And they had to just sit back and take it; it was 'amongst the Italians,' it was real greaseball shit.
God, it makes me cringe so bad listening to him sometimes. This is like one of the funniest things Jimmy has ever ranted on and we have to listen to him hit the brakes over and over with some stupid, uninteresting comment or joke. Just shut the fuck UP and let the talented people work...
Or how many times Ant & Jimmy would be on a roll, and Opie would "join in" and do the comic equivalent of throwing them 20lb weights while they were treading water. He'd just heave a shovel full of shit into the mix, and they were stuck cleaning it up. And they had to just sit back and take it; it was 'amongst the Italians,' it was real greaseball shit.
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23 [deleted] 2014-09-18
Everything he says is so non-conversational and so un-funny. Listen to what else he contributes in that clip, god is he terrible. The things he says, it seems like he's not even paying attention to the words coming out of his mouth, or he's reading something while talking & only half paying attention. It's very strange.
19 monkdick 2014-09-18
Makes me realize how incredible Ant and Jimmy were at covering for him. They made such great radio that Opie's stupidity got buried by the funny. It's obvious now, he's a fucking idiot.
17 [deleted] 2014-09-18
Or how many times Ant & Jimmy would be on a roll, and Opie would "join in" and do the comic equivalent of throwing them 20lb weights while they were treading water. He'd just heave a shovel full of shit into the mix, and they were stuck cleaning it up. And they had to just sit back and take it; it was 'amongst the Italians,' it was real greaseball shit.
7 99ovr 2014-09-18
You mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx3z8XI-5ZQ
9 [deleted] 2014-09-18
Id rather watch a fucking ISIS beheading video than sit through that again. That was horrific.
5 [deleted] 2014-09-18
I'm really confused as to how people needed Ant's firing to realize what an abyss of uninteresting, fratty douchery Opie has always been.
3 kimchifart 2014-09-18
Its true. They are somehow a kind of auto-breath that happens to have passed by the vocal chords.
I guess the blow just passed him by.
3 mikelp1973 2014-09-18
Gdi! You talked me into listening to it.
3 AmbientHostile 2014-09-18
B-Bu-But he steers the show!
-21 [deleted] 2014-09-18
This whole it has to be edgy to be funny is absolutely hack.
19 thernitepaint 2014-09-18
What I really find funny is the way my asshole looks after being penetrated by a group of unruly teens.
6 JohnQNo1 2014-09-18
how the hell can you defend something this stupid? i dont understand.
4 ThermiteTaint 2014-09-18
Do you have a big fat lady? hmmmm...What?
14 BeerCanThick 2014-09-18
Just like "Why don't we harvest human vomit?" this got a perfect deadpan response: Salt.
Diluted salts make humans reject SALTWATER. Jesus Christ!
7 [deleted] 2014-09-18
He's an idiot.
7 danimalplanimal 2014-09-18
uhhhhh SALT!
6 pinkerbelle 2014-09-18
In b4 "Opie is the hole"...
6 Duh_Fuhrer 2014-09-18
Hopvully somevne putz phenol and cyanide zin his vkinking vater
3 StirTheThermitePaint 2014-09-18
Ant?
6 olympianfap 2014-09-18
He can't really be that dumb can he?
6 cottonsweatpants 2014-09-18
That
Is
The bit
6 olympianfap 2014-09-18
I know it is.
It is a boring, unfunny, used up bit that they shouldn't do anymore. They will continue to use it because Opie is a hole.
1 [deleted] 2014-09-18
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5 dochattan 2014-09-18
He's a dumb fucking asshole.
4 [deleted] 2014-09-18
what a retard
4 regis69 2014-09-18
He needs to just shut the fuck up and let Jimmy be funny. It's like nails on a chalkboard every time he cuts him off with unfunny bullshit.
4 LithiumAM 2014-09-18
God, it makes me cringe so bad listening to him sometimes. This is like one of the funniest things Jimmy has ever ranted on and we have to listen to him hit the brakes over and over with some stupid, uninteresting comment or joke. Just shut the fuck UP and let the talented people work...
3 inferior_ballot 2014-09-18
Didn't he recently ask what a decibel was? Which, for a guy doing radio since he was 18 is kinda weird.
17 [deleted] 2014-09-18
Or how many times Ant & Jimmy would be on a roll, and Opie would "join in" and do the comic equivalent of throwing them 20lb weights while they were treading water. He'd just heave a shovel full of shit into the mix, and they were stuck cleaning it up. And they had to just sit back and take it; it was 'amongst the Italians,' it was real greaseball shit.
3 kimchifart 2014-09-18
Its true. They are somehow a kind of auto-breath that happens to have passed by the vocal chords.
I guess the blow just passed him by.
5 [deleted] 2014-09-18
I'm really confused as to how people needed Ant's firing to realize what an abyss of uninteresting, fratty douchery Opie has always been.