Opie wants to know what's in salt water that makes it undrinkable.

20  2014-09-18 by monkdick

27 comments

Everything he says is so non-conversational and so un-funny. Listen to what else he contributes in that clip, god is he terrible. The things he says, it seems like he's not even paying attention to the words coming out of his mouth, or he's reading something while talking & only half paying attention. It's very strange.

Makes me realize how incredible Ant and Jimmy were at covering for him. They made such great radio that Opie's stupidity got buried by the funny. It's obvious now, he's a fucking idiot.

Or how many times Ant & Jimmy would be on a roll, and Opie would "join in" and do the comic equivalent of throwing them 20lb weights while they were treading water. He'd just heave a shovel full of shit into the mix, and they were stuck cleaning it up. And they had to just sit back and take it; it was 'amongst the Italians,' it was real greaseball shit.

Id rather watch a fucking ISIS beheading video than sit through that again. That was horrific.

I'm really confused as to how people needed Ant's firing to realize what an abyss of uninteresting, fratty douchery Opie has always been.

Its true. They are somehow a kind of auto-breath that happens to have passed by the vocal chords.

I guess the blow just passed him by.

Gdi! You talked me into listening to it.

B-Bu-But he steers the show!

This whole it has to be edgy to be funny is absolutely hack.

What I really find funny is the way my asshole looks after being penetrated by a group of unruly teens.

how the hell can you defend something this stupid? i dont understand.

Do you have a big fat lady? hmmmm...What?

Just like "Why don't we harvest human vomit?" this got a perfect deadpan response: Salt.

Diluted salts make humans reject SALTWATER. Jesus Christ!

uhhhhh SALT!

In b4 "Opie is the hole"...

Hopvully somevne putz phenol and cyanide zin his vkinking vater

Ant?

He can't really be that dumb can he?

That

Is

The bit

I know it is.

It is a boring, unfunny, used up bit that they shouldn't do anymore. They will continue to use it because Opie is a hole.

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He's a dumb fucking asshole.

what a retard

He needs to just shut the fuck up and let Jimmy be funny. It's like nails on a chalkboard every time he cuts him off with unfunny bullshit.

God, it makes me cringe so bad listening to him sometimes. This is like one of the funniest things Jimmy has ever ranted on and we have to listen to him hit the brakes over and over with some stupid, uninteresting comment or joke. Just shut the fuck UP and let the talented people work...

Didn't he recently ask what a decibel was? Which, for a guy doing radio since he was 18 is kinda weird.

Or how many times Ant & Jimmy would be on a roll, and Opie would "join in" and do the comic equivalent of throwing them 20lb weights while they were treading water. He'd just heave a shovel full of shit into the mix, and they were stuck cleaning it up. And they had to just sit back and take it; it was 'amongst the Italians,' it was real greaseball shit.

Its true. They are somehow a kind of auto-breath that happens to have passed by the vocal chords.

I guess the blow just passed him by.

I'm really confused as to how people needed Ant's firing to realize what an abyss of uninteresting, fratty douchery Opie has always been.