9/18/14 Show

11  2014-09-18 by xxcandybuttsxx

After yesterday's show, can it get any worse?

114 comments

Didn't this used to be a comedy show?

At the very least, it used to be an entertaining show.

Why are they laughing? None of this is even remotely funny.

It's polite laughter. The kind of laughter you force out when your boss tells an unfunny joke.

Ha ha, noises!

Didn't Opie post tweet after tweet after tweet a while ago that was constantly making fun of this 'laughing at nothing' on morning news shows? So sad to listen to this rapid degeneration...

Things change. If you don't like the direction of the new show you of course can go find something else to do you know? You can take jimmys dick out of your ass once and a while. You're literally here bitching about a radio show. Think about what you're doing.

Heeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeee's Thermite!

Things change. If you don't like the direction of the sub you of course can go find something else to do you know? You can take Opie's dick out of your ass once and a while. You're literally here bitching about people who are bitching about a radio show. Think about what you're doing.

HA! Hey well if Opie & Jim can't bring the laughs, you can always trust thermitepaint to come outa' nowhere with a howler!

Good work thermitepaint, keep em' coming buddy!

Wasn't making a joke so your sarcasm doesn't work here. Your timing and awareness is as bad as opies.

Woah, going for the jugular. Shits getting intense in here

Cut him some slack, he's just pissed because his mom grounded him for leaving his skateboard at the top of the stairs again.

That's pretty dangerous.

When will he learn?

I won't stand by while you so viciously attack our Opie. You should be ashamed of yourself.

and you're here defending everything opie does, get his balls out of your mouth and buy another print of a sunset you faggot.

Oh boy another person calling me a ball washer meanwhile you can't get Anthonys dick out of your ass can you?

Come on now, we all know how much you wanna be in the philly crew.

Ohhh how original.

Umm. Is this a big fat person?

CAN WE ALL JUST GET DJ'S DICKS OUT OF OUR ASSES?!

I'm actually metaphorically bitching about a radio show.  

Lil' Jimmy Norton is drowning in a thick soup of indifference. Someone has tied a java-log around this young boy's neck and thrown him overboard. If the TACS search and rescue team doesn't find him soon, he will surely perish in the Sea of SXMTALK.

Legit question: have you ever posted a comment that isn't in defense of the show? You're unintentionally hilarious.

I've been critical of the show many times even the current show with Opie and Jim. What nobody realizes is Opie and Jimmy are being strangled content wise by sxm. There's only so much they can say or do now. If they'll fire Anthony for something that didn't even happen on air what do you think will happen as soon as there's an on air controversy? Buh bye radio career for Opie and Jimmy. There's a difference between not liking something, voicing that, and then moving on. What happens here is a fucking cess pool. It's actually gotten to the point people attack Opie for whatever he does now. There's literally no way for the guy to win and on top of that people have started to drag his family into this mess. What in the fuck do people get out of making fun of a 4 year old? I mean seriously this place fucking sucks yet I'm still a fan and would just like to have casual conversations about the show and share old clips but even that turns into a Opie hate fest. Seriously as much as some of you claim to hate Opie I don't know why you ever listened. You might like ant but if someone bothered me as much as Opie bothers people here id just find a new show.

Maybe the subreddit has passed you by. Go to the clips sub, you tool. Anthony seems to be doing just fine after his controversial firing, so your point is moot.

The majority of the things I laugh heartily at and am thoroughly entertained by on Ant's show are things which could ABSOLUTELY be discussed on O&J, just basic news stories or conversations on non-taboo topics. It's the lack of talent and horrid dynamics not anything Sirius is doing, sorry man.

Well said. I've never been a Opie hater. This is the internet: people bitch bc they can. You seem to get a ton of hate for not being a reddit circle jerker. That said, I don't agree with you, in general.

The time you spend here... and then you say stuff like that. Good God, the sad irony.

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Upvote for whoever gets "OPIES BIG TITS" on air

Say you're Snowy. You'll get in instantly.

On behalf of all Michiganders, I apologize for that zero.

Click.

If you happen to catch a replay of this later on, for whatever fucking reason, here's a cool game you can play: Count the number of bombs Tom Papa drops in a span of 1 hour. Just the most predictable non-jokes and sounds. Even Jim busted out Chip to make him stop.

Another miserable show today. It makes me so angry that I have to keep listening to it.

Tom Papa is loved by other comics, because every other comic knows Tom Papa makes them look funnier. If he was actually funny, do you think Seinfeld would let him open for him?

Why does he think his Michael Caine impression is funny?

Cause Opie laughed at it.

"i have to keep listening to it"

You do? Why?

Pain fetish

Fair enough, carry on....

In the entire history of the show, besides when Pablo Francisco or Farell used to be on in the WNEW days, he is the most hated comic I've ever heard on there. The minute he walked into studio, I would tap out on the show that day. His incessant cackle, his good-natured sense of humor...no. I hate him so much I was gonna go to the last ATC live podcast with Bill Burr & a couple other comics I really liked, it was only $10, and I wouldn't go because that fucking cunt was on it too. He SUCKS.

He has 2 funny bits from his comedy central presents special and that's it.

  1. Uncle says "say donkey turds!" instead of "cheese" when taking pictures
  2. His 80s picture pose

And the second one he isn't even saying anything.

I don't understand. Anthony's show is great, Jim's advice show runs smoothly and can be funny, Nagel's show is ok and Sam isnt bad either. They all know radio and with the exception of Anthony all work together, so why does the show so horrible??

It's almost as though there is some sort of comedic black hole sucking in all the funny...but I'm just speculating

Sam's show is definitely bad.

It's great until he talks. Who Kid and Nicole are fine. Sorta.

Its definitely the George/Elaine problem. Not sure that can ever be fixed. You need Jerry to make all the parts work.

It really should be called "George and Elaine in the Morning Show"

Enough with the fucking Opie hate but everyone else does nothing wrong. Jims advice show fucking sucks. It's literally the same advice given to every person. Jimmy tells them to go to anonymous meetings and then tries to relate because he was an alcoholic at 16 and drank for 2 years of his life some 30 years ago. Enough already. Then sams pre and after shows are awful. His Friday show with nicole and whookid is even worse. Whookid makes the same awful sex jokes while nicole adds nothing to anything. She's an uninteresting hole. Nagel knows radio and is the only staff member with a decent on air personality. You're ball washing is pathetic.

Jim, Sam & Eric don't constantly steamroll, interrupt and derail people that are more talented than them, they are self aware enough to shut up and let things roll. None of them will completely shut down because someone hurt their fragile little ego on the (formally) most brutal show ever. None of them are retarded hypocrites who shit on others for doing the same thing they do like have stupid ass radio names. None of them make up stories that are so outrageously stupid you feel insulted that it is being told to you. You're the ballwasher. Come back here and shut up faggot

Jesus you are pathetic. You act like Opie steps on every aspect of the show and ruins everything yet you've still managed to listen and laugh all these years though right? He never stopped Anthony, Jimmy, or any other comic from talking or being funny. Unlike Stern who will turn mics off in studio of funnier comics. Also Jimmy and Anthony are proven hypocrites. Every single living fucking person is and if you don't think there's inconsistencies in your own life than you're dumber then I thought. Prove to me the stories aren't true. Maybe exaggerated a bit? Yes, but everyone exaggerates stories. Literally everyone. I've even seen Anthony get called out for lying on the show by Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes. Mewes clearly calls Anthony out on his bullshit with drugs growing up and Anthony immediately back tracks. And it doesn't hurt being called a ball washer from someone who literally worships comics like what they have to say always needs to be heard.

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!

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holy shit. you're fucking losing it. get a life.

Errr. You're talking about a big fat person? ehh

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Edit: Dear Opie, Please stop fellating yourself and learn to do the show better.

It's funny how E-Rock is quietly one of the most talented person on the channel. Doesn't draw a lot of attention to himself (like Sam), just comes in and does good work.

Everyone talks about how great Ron Bennington is, but I'd seriously argue that E-Rock is better at radio than half of the people on XM 103. He's definitely better on air than Fez or Opie.

Dudes been doing radio since he was 16 and knows everything about it. He's like opies baba boey in a sense. Both those guys have tremendous radio knowledge yet are quietly behind the scenes unless called on. I've heard a few things with him and like nagel they both know how to run a show on there own.

All these fuckers down-voting you are a bunch of lemmings.

Another girl caller, I'm calling bs now.

Prep Burger?

Like this show preps.

Commence Tom Papa hate.

All deserved.

I hate that no talent fuck and hope he drowns in a pool of lemonade.

Another weird Opie generalization: "No one in New York has curtains or blinds.... Except when the sun's out."

Also: It's 401(k), you can't just call it a 401. Idiot.

Now you're just being picky.

Yes because Anthony never made a stupid generalization ever in his life before. Perhaps he'd still have an actual broadcasting gig had he generalized a little less actually.

I'm starting to get an idea of the sub's main battle... we have TheActor_greghughes hating opie versus you hating anthony?

It is weird to see someone that listens to the show just because of Opie. I mean, how devoid of humor must someone be to listen just because they enjoy Opie? thermitepaint is the Opie of this subreddit.

So because Jim has to catch a flight and since Opie is incapable of doing time with Tom Papa and Paul Williams without him, they throw on some crappy Florentine podcast. You can't make this stuff up...

EEEWWWW!! Opie + Tom PaPa - Jimmy = A perfect storm of unfunny radio and shit!

Another day of Opie's Baking Company. Death to the haters.

Those damn Yelpers!!! Best K.N. episode ever.

K.N.?

YOU ARE NOT A STEAMROLLA I AM A STEAMROLLA

Why are Opie and Jim doing the after show at 7am?

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"OK OK OK...Dunkin Donuts....is it ok for me to go there Jim? Whats your take?"

Florentine: "It's fine if you're just getting regular coffee. That's it. None of that other stuff.

Can I - can I get some whip cream on that please? And some sprinkles?

(Norton laughs off mic)

No. Are you five? Get that shit out of there. You don't need that."

Opie (chuckling): "What about a little cream and sugar there, Florentine? Some people like a little...a little cream and sugar in their coffee in the morning."

Florentine: "A little milk, a little sugar, I've got no problem with that. 2 sugars max. That's how men drink coffee. You don't need anything else in there. You're not a chick."

Are they seriously just playing a podcast to end the show? And its on football again?

Welp five minutes in and I've already wanted to bash my head into the wall 20 times

Please do nobody would care.

You're a big fat person?

😦

💔

Oh good. Another day of NFL talk.

From 4 people who don't watch football. Should be informed and riveting discussion, huh?

It's not even that they need to know about football. It's 4 to 5 days of the same discussion about the antics of a couple of players being assholes. At this point, you could script what Jim and Greg are going to say about it, because they've said it 50 times already.

Yes Jimmy, we know you're actually happy this is happening to the NFL because they take such a moral stance on things. Stahp.

Jerk off talk. Hold on to your hats, boys.

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"My name is Dr Bill Doolittle ... don't let the surname fool you."

Yet you still get up every morning and listen. Maybe you should make a homeage to Anthony and just leave?

Where are the Opie Warriors to call everyone here obsessed and say the 70 people in here is really only 2-3.

He's putting new wheels on his skateboard.

LOL! Goin' deep!

Fuck yeah! Hunter Thompson story!

"You see that everyone has a telescope ... You see a lot of telescopes. Everyone is into it. Everyone."*

*[citation needed]

Opie admitted that he doesn't have chemistry with Jimmy. I thought they have said over the years that Op and Jimmy are close friends, who live next to each other, and hang out after work, and gave dinners together, and Opie and his wife, and jimmy and his ex were really good friends and hung out together.

How the fuck can you have no chemistry with someone who is that involved in your life?

For 13 years no less. Will they ever work together with any flow and synergy? Will 13 years and 1 day be the tipping point? Or 14 years?

If it hasn't happened by now, it never will. If they don't have a comedic understanding of how to work with one another after 13 years, what magic is supposed to happen that will make them finally click?

If one of you stinks.

Does anyone know how to listen to this for free online?

It's not worth the cost.

Yes, create an email account on gmail or yahoo etc.. then sign up for the 30 day free trail and when trial ends. Repeat process but as CheatingDeath stated, it's not worth your time

shit...I didn't even know about this. I will be using this from now on

Thanks. Most of my O and A fix comes from Youtube, i tend to listen to only compilations and 'best of's', this interview right now isn't all that interesting to me lol

I've been part of the circle jerk for a month now, but in reality I just thought the show was okay, and still funny when they had a comic guest.

This week is legitimately boring radio. A couple cute Norton one liners and hours of serious and dull talk. Originally I was just busting Opie's balls about the show being worse without Ant which couldn't be helped... Ant was talented. But the show is getting worse from month to month. They're not adjusting to the new dynamic and slowly improving which is what I assumed would happen.

Hope today is better. I had to bail on the show yesterday about an hour in as it was pitiful.

Can't read a book cause they number the pages different?

2 1/2 hour show?

Double Hours, cocksuckuh! Dvvvv dvvvv!

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Clit Jammer by Jim Norton, the 1 denominational comedian. and he wonders why his stand up isnt as big as his radio work.

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You have experience with sore-vaginaed hens? You live on a farm?

Ya, das guut chikken

Jesus you are pathetic. You act like Opie steps on every aspect of the show and ruins everything yet you've still managed to listen and laugh all these years though right? He never stopped Anthony, Jimmy, or any other comic from talking or being funny. Unlike Stern who will turn mics off in studio of funnier comics. Also Jimmy and Anthony are proven hypocrites. Every single living fucking person is and if you don't think there's inconsistencies in your own life than you're dumber then I thought. Prove to me the stories aren't true. Maybe exaggerated a bit? Yes, but everyone exaggerates stories. Literally everyone. I've even seen Anthony get called out for lying on the show by Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes. Mewes clearly calls Anthony out on his bullshit with drugs growing up and Anthony immediately back tracks. And it doesn't hurt being called a ball washer from someone who literally worships comics like what they have to say always needs to be heard.

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!

holy shit. you're fucking losing it. get a life.

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Edit: Dear Opie, Please stop fellating yourself and learn to do the show better.

Errr. You're talking about a big fat person? ehh

It is weird to see someone that listens to the show just because of Opie. I mean, how devoid of humor must someone be to listen just because they enjoy Opie? thermitepaint is the Opie of this subreddit.