But jussssst when she's on the cusp of making it. Just when she's on the cusp of making it, she's found dead in her condominium from a simultaneous stroke, seizure and heart attack, the dead body clutching half a bucket of KFC and a 5 gallon jug of green Hawaiian Punch.
I fucked up the quote, god damn it. Should have done my research. "If you move Norton out, our friend in Miami will go along." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOspzgY-Tg0 (:52)
32 comments
20 AntsCamera 2014-09-17
Featuring Joe DeRosa at third mic. She tells a drug dealer story, and Joe apologizes on behalf of whitey for forcing her to do it.
3 Patterson_Doctorb 2014-09-17
"Yeah well I sold candy to the other kids at school!"
18 Shrabster33 2014-09-17
Uhhhh, I did the white guy with a black female co-host first Robin. They're ripping me off. Hoo Hoo
11 boogsuge 2014-09-17
Opie legitimately thinks he found the next Patrice. So embarrassing
10 Moxson4 2014-09-17
From the guy that brought us the comedy stylings of Jason Ellis.
0 ShakesTheClown- 2014-09-17
So you're saying she should get diabetes and drop dead wallowing in obscurity?
-2 BeerCanThick 2014-09-17
But jussssst when she's on the cusp of making it. Just when she's on the cusp of making it, she's found dead in her condominium from a simultaneous stroke, seizure and heart attack, the dead body clutching half a bucket of KFC and a 5 gallon jug of green Hawaiian Punch.
2 CUNTYMOM 2014-09-17
ssstttttttriiiikkkkeeeee
1 BeerCanThick 2014-09-17
Damn, and I was on a roll lately.
2 [deleted] 2014-09-17
I thought the green Hawaiian Punch was a nice touch.
1 Bomyknocka 2014-09-17
We call that the Vos Complex. You get too excited and confident and bomb horribly.
-1 [deleted] 2014-09-17
He was referring to how she looked and the fact she doesn't give a fuck about anyone else.
5 [deleted] 2014-09-17
My people in Miami tell me that if you want to clean Jimmy out, we will go along with the move.
4 numba13 2014-09-17
He's a stand-up guy, but why take a chance?
3 [deleted] 2014-09-17
I fucked up the quote, god damn it. Should have done my research. "If you move Norton out, our friend in Miami will go along." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOspzgY-Tg0 (:52)
5 numba13 2014-09-17
Oh well, I just wanted to get a sick Casino ref in
2 [deleted] 2014-09-17
I appreciated it. I take these things very seriously.
"He's solid. He's a fuckin Marine."
1 keemers 2014-09-17
Sick movie ref, bro!
5 schmoegreene 2014-09-17
DA BACROUND IS GREEN WIT ENVY!
3 RealRockTV 2014-09-17
it's like there's a bunch of money on it or sumpthin'
4 DianaKurlan5 2014-09-17
FAWWK YEAAAAH
3 Buzz_Killington_III 2014-09-17
Who the fuck is Ms Pat?
2 [deleted] 2014-09-17
Who is she?
6 redditkingu 2014-09-17
Patrice in a wig according to Opie.
7 FJaxJones 2014-09-17
oh my god please tell me he didn't say that
4 [deleted] 2014-09-17
Wow. Shark Jumped.
6 drpepper0000 2014-09-17
Erock in Blackface.
2 mikelp1973 2014-09-17
I wonder if she dry humped him back in the day?
2 buddaydaz 2014-09-17
I'd love it if he does re-sign and sxm sneakily worded his contract so that he has to have a hole on the show and he's stuck with her for 2 years.
1 Hard_Fiskur 2014-09-17
She's yummy looking! Rowr!
1 red_eleven 2014-09-17
Didn't she attack Ant a few months back?
1 yaaaaayPancakes 2014-09-17
But she does apparently have a nice rack o' titties, compared to mr. jelly tits.
2 [deleted] 2014-09-17
I appreciated it. I take these things very seriously.
"He's solid. He's a fuckin Marine."
1 keemers 2014-09-17
Sick movie ref, bro!
3 RealRockTV 2014-09-17
it's like there's a bunch of money on it or sumpthin'