How do I get an internship on Opie and Anthony?
0 2014-09-15 by [deleted]
I have an opportunity to have an internship on the show. I already live in New York (Long Island). My community college has a few internship opportunities but not all were mentioned. So far I have seen was the howard stern show but I have no interest in the howard stern show, but hey I'll take it if its available. Any suggestions. By the way I know there is a whole lot of people trying to get this opportunity but it doesnt hurt to try.
8 comments
14 LightHeatTrash 2014-09-15
Uh, you'll need to start by finding a time machine...
If you want an internship with the Opie and Jim show, you'll need to head on over here and start retweeting your ass off. Some major league brown-nosing is also highly desirable.
If you want an internship with TACS, shave 10 years off your age and grow a nice set of tits.
Best of luck!
Edit: I see that you are a gentleman of the African-American persuasion. You need not apply for TACS. Thanks for your time.
4 TijnTijn 2014-09-15
I don't know Ant may like ordering a black guy around.
5 Moxson4 2014-09-15
Lightheattrash is right. Just tweet Opie that you laughed so hard at his attempt at a joke; that you literally spit coffee out of your mouth. He will retweet the shit out of that and may just ask you to join the team.
Also, tell him that in your book; Philly is the most magical place on earth, and you always wanted to attend a wedding there and dance like a spaz, in a circle of Douche Bags.
3 sink_tinkler 2014-09-15
And tell Opie that Father Doris sent you.
5 Gefl 2014-09-15
The interns from the last year were so memorable. There was that guy, And the other guy, And the two sixes that got way too much attention.... Oh and Sal.
3 balderoonus 2014-09-15
Why would anyone want an internship for a month?
1 Irony_Dan 2014-09-15
You can't, dummy.
1 unclevernamehere 2014-09-15
Back in what I like to call "the day" that would be a terrible idea. Now? Who knows if this variation of the show will even exist past October.