on what fucking planet is this even remotely funny? he literally just put pictures of what some unfunny bitch was saying next to a video of her talking into the phone. he can't really believe that this is funny/creative in any way...can he? SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
It seems like he is going crazy. The only explanation I can think of is that he has decided that the easiest way to make viral videos is to make them for little kids.
I try to be fair to the Ol' Opester, and he might not be wrong in this. What are popular Youtube vids? The annoying orange? Ray William Johnson? All that shit is terrible and people eat it up. I can't blame him for trying to get some of the shitty teenager demographic.
even if he makes a mil a year that comment means he doesnt think anyone will make 83k their whole life lol he's been hanging out with those philly welfare leaches too much
He was somewhat entertaining before with the whole 'crazy guy is mean to people' schtick, but now it's as if he's trying to make a 'legacy' that his kids will respect.
Why does it make me so happy when people don't know who Father Doris is. I don't think I could/would explain even if I had a gun to my head. It's just how Im wired.
This is the one thing that has astonished me. Why hasn't anybody called on air and asked him about all of these terrible Youtube bombs? Not Ant or Jim, anybody on the staff or a single caller has given a nice tooling for pulling the subway video and editing it, How to Chain Your Dragon and getting it repeatedly pulled from Youtube, I Love The Internet Guy being a dud, none of it.
This is what the guy chooses to do instead of prepare for his international radio show. It is just shocking.
"The hate for this video is pretty strong" Opie says as he's laughing nervously. Him acting like he's smarter than the people disliking the video is fucking enraging, what a stupid cunt.
"People cannot see this, but I've got my thumbs down. I'm literally giving this a thumbs down in person. As it was playing, Opie was looking down in shame."-Jim Norton at 9:05
This is the one thing that has astonished me. Why hasn't anybody called on air and asked him about all of these terrible Youtube bombs? Not Ant or Jim, anybody on the staff
Because doing would result in a bitchfit and pissiness that lingers for years. At best. At worst it could be your job. So everyone who criticizes him is treated like a guy who screams "AIIIIIIIIIIDSS"
This has the feel of a guy who just got his first piece of editing software and just made a random clip he had on his computer to try it out. If I saw this on another channel I would think it was an anti-smoking ad.
That's what infuriates me and made me hate him more than anything. The fucking MAJORITY of his social media commentary is positive. If a handful of people fuck with him, as ANY celebrity would have, that's all he concentrates on or talks about. Even today with Opie hate at an all time high, the majority of his shit is positive. But if 2 people say something, we're all "haters," and he'll bitch about us on the air daily. Daily.
To his credit, I'm usually angered by society when I go to YouTube and see what the "hot" videos are.
Opie isn't necessarily appealing to O&A fans if he really wants to be "viral", he is appealing to Jean Lundergaard and her Todd Show listening friends who latch on to any dumb video on YouTube.
even if he makes a mil a year that comment means he doesnt think anyone will make 83k their whole life lol he's been hanging out with those philly welfare leaches too much
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39 boogersonsteve 2014-09-13
on what fucking planet is this even remotely funny? he literally just put pictures of what some unfunny bitch was saying next to a video of her talking into the phone. he can't really believe that this is funny/creative in any way...can he? SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
14 devilsadvocate33 2014-09-13
Your annoyance is obviously the bit.
7 dcordoba 2014-09-13
You have to be capable of being funny in order for "intentionally being unfunny" to be considered a bit. I don't think Opie gets that.
1 DeryDerpette 2014-09-13
He doesn't know what meta-humour is, but if you introduced the term to him, he'd start using it 18 times-per-show.
Incorrectly.
6 breadmoccasin 2014-09-13
ME: Unless it's funny. I know The Funny!
3 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Let's see what Snowy in Michigan has to say; snoOWWYY....
14 callmesnake13 2014-09-13
OF COURSE IT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S THE WHOLE BIT!
10 TunisianKnifeFighter 2014-09-13
DO DA BIT!
6 whatisthishere 2014-09-13
It seems like he is going crazy. The only explanation I can think of is that he has decided that the easiest way to make viral videos is to make them for little kids.
7 AfflictionTshirt 2014-09-13
You can't always be unfunny, then continue to be unfunny and say now its comedy because "that's the bit".
0 breadmoccasin 2014-09-13
I try to be fair to the Ol' Opester, and he might not be wrong in this. What are popular Youtube vids? The annoying orange? Ray William Johnson? All that shit is terrible and people eat it up. I can't blame him for trying to get some of the shitty teenager demographic.
4 congelado 2014-09-13
Oh god just looook at how neeedy she is
1 AzraelApollyon 2014-09-13
What were you expecting? Opie's never been funny, not even on accident.
32 _TheConsumer_ 2014-09-13
You cannot question the Opester.
Doing so will result in your immediate termination because:
A) "He makes more money in one month than you'll make in your whole fucking life"
B) He is the "talent" that found Opie and Jim.
C) You're just a hater
14 DanzaTastic 2014-09-13
he made himself look so much like a huge ass when that guy called in
11 jakdak 2014-09-13
And if its really really bad, "That's the Bit" and his humor has passed you by.
8 kittykatman93 2014-09-13
He really is the fucking Kim Kardashian of radio.
-1 just_plain_yogurt 2014-09-13
Well...almost.
At one time he had enough talent to host his own show on a small Long Island station.
Kim K has never had ANY talent other than the "talent" she displayed in her sex tape.
6 throwaway21241242 2014-09-13
even if he makes a mil a year that comment means he doesnt think anyone will make 83k their whole life lol he's been hanging out with those philly welfare leaches too much
1 AmbientHostile 2014-09-13
If only Opie were the one to be fired.
28 Bomyknocka 2014-09-13
She is way too ugly to be that unfunny.
21 [deleted] 2014-09-13
She's just trying waaaay to hard to be a character. It's infuriating.
17 MonsteRain 2014-09-13
tsss yeah fuckin watermelons or sumpthin
13 Hysteriqul 2014-09-13
Water Buffaler
24 spaceship-earth 2014-09-13
jesus lynsi's gone downhill quick after shitting out a couple of kids
-8 just_plain_yogurt 2014-09-13
Ok...
Can you link to a recent pic?
9 vincentgallosdick 2014-09-13
He is insinuating that the fat cunt in the video is lynsi...it's a joke.
1 [deleted] 2014-09-13
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20 Plumpucus 2014-09-13
Holy shit this is painful to watch... And he wonders why so many people hate him. It's like his sense of humour just fucked off when he had kids.
11 just_plain_yogurt 2014-09-13
No.
His sense of humor always sucked.
-1 SauceGuy9 2014-09-13
He was somewhat entertaining before with the whole 'crazy guy is mean to people' schtick, but now it's as if he's trying to make a 'legacy' that his kids will respect.
17 Humble_is_great 2014-09-13
who thumbs up this garbage?
21 DanzaTastic 2014-09-13
Opie's "philly crew" possibly
13 Doom_Art 2014-09-13
The Philly Crew is pumping up the Opster's numbers.
12 WiretapStudios 2014-09-13
They were howling..
3 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Wonder if she's a funny mofo
10 MonsteRain 2014-09-13
Is Father Dorris upvoting?
8 RupertRooksby 2014-09-13
<tightly squeezes testicles> Is our videographer upvoting?
8 hansel4150 2014-09-13
WHO IS FATHER DORIS
5 CookieHaid 2014-09-13
You obviously don't know "how we do it".
2 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Why does it make me so happy when people don't know who Father Doris is. I don't think I could/would explain even if I had a gun to my head. It's just how Im wired.
6 gyanos422 2014-09-13
Philly crew member here. Any video with fatso in it is horrible. Thumbs down
3 CookieHaid 2014-09-13
Bologna-Tits included?
15 jakdak 2014-09-13
ViralSpiral's offshore drones
4 CookieHaid 2014-09-13
Yes, "Roy Johnson" from Mumbai.
11 [deleted] 2014-09-13
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17 natkingcoleoverhere 2014-09-13
Patrice O'Neal died and this monster and Opie are still alive.
Let that sink in.
16 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Another pile of absolute shit.
16 BeerCanThick 2014-09-13
This is the one thing that has astonished me. Why hasn't anybody called on air and asked him about all of these terrible Youtube bombs? Not Ant or Jim, anybody on the staff or a single caller has given a nice tooling for pulling the subway video and editing it, How to Chain Your Dragon and getting it repeatedly pulled from Youtube, I Love The Internet Guy being a dud, none of it.
This is what the guy chooses to do instead of prepare for his international radio show. It is just shocking.
7 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Apparently they played loves the internet guy on the show and he was embarrassed.
3 RSoul 2014-09-13
Was it recorded/uploaded? I'd like to listen to that
6 wordsforsnow 2014-09-13
http://youtu.be/Q46iQn5VZTQ?t=7m4s
8 [deleted] 2014-09-13
"The hate for this video is pretty strong" Opie says as he's laughing nervously. Him acting like he's smarter than the people disliking the video is fucking enraging, what a stupid cunt.
7 CookieHaid 2014-09-13
"It's SUPPOSTOO get dislikes, you idiots!" http://youtu.be/Q46iQn5VZTQ?t=9m25s Yep...sure...
7 thrillated 2014-09-13
My skin is crawling.
7 BeerCanThick 2014-09-13
"People cannot see this, but I've got my thumbs down. I'm literally giving this a thumbs down in person. As it was playing, Opie was looking down in shame."-Jim Norton at 9:05
5 [deleted] 2014-09-13
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2 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Do you have an underwater phone?
1 WiretapStudios 2014-09-13
Sort of, he's a water buffaler
3 Bomyknocka 2014-09-13
That's some solid logic there Opester
2 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Shrugs shoulders I just saw someone say it here a few weeks ago. Ask Stevey/Logan.
5 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2014-09-13
actually it's quite shock jocking
5 breadmoccasin 2014-09-13
Because doing would result in a bitchfit and pissiness that lingers for years. At best. At worst it could be your job. So everyone who criticizes him is treated like a guy who screams "AIIIIIIIIIIDSS"
15 Doom_Art 2014-09-13
I had it on mute and it still annoyed me.
16 ECDUB 2014-09-13
Haven't even clicked on it and I'm still bothered.
24 [deleted] 2014-09-13
I don't own a computer and I'm livid
12 islesrule224 2014-09-13
I was pissed about this last week.
15 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Oh my God, this is absolutely mortifying.
12 sheRATCHETT 2014-09-13
I made it 5 seconds and shut it off.
11 BatKnuckles 2014-09-13
This has the feel of a guy who just got his first piece of editing software and just made a random clip he had on his computer to try it out. If I saw this on another channel I would think it was an anti-smoking ad.
9 astaticpunk 2014-09-13
The amount of ball lickers getting a RT from this idiot is baffling
https://twitter.com/SiberescueBrian/status/510807983908225024
2 [deleted] 2014-09-13
That's what infuriates me and made me hate him more than anything. The fucking MAJORITY of his social media commentary is positive. If a handful of people fuck with him, as ANY celebrity would have, that's all he concentrates on or talks about. Even today with Opie hate at an all time high, the majority of his shit is positive. But if 2 people say something, we're all "haters," and he'll bitch about us on the air daily. Daily.
9 devilsadvocate33 2014-09-13
Anybody else want to hop on the "Jimmy's a total cunt if he re-signs" bandwagon?
Unless he's got some weird "douche-shrapnel bukkake" fetish, he's gotta tap the fuck out of this abortion.
9 briandickens 2014-09-13
Know who loves this video? Loves the Internet Guy! I bet he would find this hysterical!
8 hansel4150 2014-09-13
Another hit video for the pimply faced teens who run Viral Spiral!
5 turdthief 2014-09-13
http://viralspiralgroup.com/team
5 shilling-intensifies 2014-09-13
WTF!? This face is clearly photoshopped.
This one too
4 turdthief 2014-09-13
his mouth is making the "oooooo" sound, as in "Oooooo this new Opie video is gonna suck"
2 bitsandskits 2014-09-13
Agreed. No British guy looks like that. Or is called Damian
3 hansel4150 2014-09-13
Wasn't the guy who played Brody on Homeland and Captain Winters on band of brothers named Damian Lewis? He's British.
8 brokencurse 2014-09-13
I know Mrs. Hughes had a couple kids, but DAMN!
21 turdthief 2014-09-13
...but BAM!
8 shilling-intensifies 2014-09-13
Why is Opie plugging this unfunny whale of a hole?
Is viral spiral responsible?
6 CookieHaid 2014-09-13
I actually fell pretty sorry for this pig. OPIE'S the star she hitched her wagon to?
8 CUNTYMOM 2014-09-13
FUCK this lady acts like me and my friends in 5th grade, this shit is beyond terrible.
-1000/10
8 Patterson_Doctorb 2014-09-13
That don't make no sense.
7 shootermcgvn 2014-09-13
He does a lot of videos with this awful woman. The only close-to-enjoyable one was Occupy Wall Street, when she mocked the protestors.
I like Opie, but viral marketing just isn't his forte.
2 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Neither is hosting an interesting radio show.
7 Dagidugidai 2014-09-13
he is just trolling now
5 conchopeterpumper 2014-09-13
THAT'S THA BITTT!
3 Mitchull 2014-09-13
And not very well.
2 [deleted] 2014-09-13
And punt.
7 CowsAreCurious 2014-09-13
That felt like 10 minutes. Wow that was awful.
7 CookieHaid 2014-09-13
thAyrn iS coOmeDy iN mY heAdpHonEs
6 humanmeat 2014-09-13
chip here, this is fucking hilarious, she kills me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrQ16pRvhgM&list=UUvkMinw41dTSZ4VfmmWnUuA
6 DanzaTastic 2014-09-13
By "comic" do you mean "unfunny cunt" ?
6 Lynsi_Hughes 2014-09-13
fawkin funni
2 DanzaTastic 2014-09-13
If chippah really existed even he would think it sucks a bag of dicks
5 Schlitz001 2014-09-13
The new "click this link" video.
5 KeithFromPhilly 2014-09-13
Her name is Kelley Lynn a NY "comic". http://twitter.com/kelleyiskelley
1 [deleted] 2014-09-13
She should team up with the fat guy that was at Anthony's house on July 5, the one Fred From Brooklyn always tweets about.
5 Chipper_Chip 2014-09-13
This will be the next new fucking disaster that Opie brings in, thinking that it's funny. Lady Di, Sandy Kane, and now Pizza the Hut.
5 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2014-09-13
Holy fuck I hate this
5 Iamaredditlady 2014-09-13
You know, since he's had her in several videos, I assume she's a close friend.
I'm surprised he associates with someone so unattractive. He seems like a really shallow guy.
5 CookieHaid 2014-09-13
He IS shallow; the "houmah" (tsss) revolves around her being a pig. Haven't you seen her other Opie-directed vids? He's a dick-head.
1 Iamaredditlady 2014-09-13
Honestly, I've only ever been able to get through 15 seconds or so of the vids with her in them.
They're just... stupid.
5 dakkar1 2014-09-13
wow... douche and chills all in one. hoof!
4 AntsCamera 2014-09-13
Is that fat balding bitch Opies side piece?
Not hating, just like Patrice always said, get yourself some "side"
Just please Opie, stop, we are begging you. Most of us "haters" want to like you.
Stop it...
4 JohnQNo1 2014-09-13
ooof, thats a doozy
3 Wolfhoof 2014-09-13
confirmation bias
3 ryanasimov 2014-09-13
Who is he paying to make these videos?
2 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Actually if you must know, he's been recruited by a viral video company from England, Viral Spiral.
3 stosh2014 2014-09-13
Um... ahhh...what?
3 ucfgavin 2014-09-13
Who is this person that has been in all of these videos? Why does she agree to them? I had to turn it off about 20 seconds in.
4 Fidena 2014-09-13
She wants attention.
3 thrillated 2014-09-13
She needed da money!
3 scrambler12345 2014-09-13
when is he going to realize that this woman is not funny at all
8 Moxson4 2014-09-13
Hey! Watch your mouth! Opie Knows Comedy!! Remember?; He's been in radio since he was 18!
Never mind the fact that I've seen funnier 9/11 videos than the Horse Shit Opie is feeding us.
3 [deleted] 2014-09-13
Reminds me of every awful open mic'r I see trying to do a "character" on stage, but they forget the part where it's supposed to be funny.
2 TroyMacClure 2014-09-13
To his credit, I'm usually angered by society when I go to YouTube and see what the "hot" videos are.
Opie isn't necessarily appealing to O&A fans if he really wants to be "viral", he is appealing to Jean Lundergaard and her Todd Show listening friends who latch on to any dumb video on YouTube.
2 feignsc2 2014-09-13
and we're supposed to be believe he is responsible for the success of the radio show??
1 drpepper0000 2014-09-13
Has Opie's wife always been that fat or did she let herself go after she gave birth to the kids?
1 CookieHaid 2014-09-13
BTW: anyone notice the topical "Ice Bucket Challenge" reference?
1 DanzaTastic 2014-09-13
Thats the opster, always the topical relevant references YUCKK
13 Doom_Art 2014-09-13
The Philly Crew is pumping up the Opster's numbers.
14 DanzaTastic 2014-09-13
he made himself look so much like a huge ass when that guy called in
10 MonsteRain 2014-09-13
Is Father Dorris upvoting?
11 jakdak 2014-09-13
And if its really really bad, "That's the Bit" and his humor has passed you by.
6 throwaway21241242 2014-09-13
even if he makes a mil a year that comment means he doesnt think anyone will make 83k their whole life lol he's been hanging out with those philly welfare leaches too much
8 kittykatman93 2014-09-13
He really is the fucking Kim Kardashian of radio.
-1 just_plain_yogurt 2014-09-13
Well...almost.
At one time he had enough talent to host his own show on a small Long Island station.
Kim K has never had ANY talent other than the "talent" she displayed in her sex tape.
6 gyanos422 2014-09-13
Philly crew member here. Any video with fatso in it is horrible. Thumbs down
1 WiretapStudios 2014-09-13
Sort of, he's a water buffaler
1 AmbientHostile 2014-09-13
If only Opie were the one to be fired.