Todd Pettingill declares Jihad has started

15  2014-09-12 by brendangen

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THIS IS RAGHEAD CLIT-CHOPPER!

I REQUESTED A HALAL MEAL BUT YOU SHOVED A HONEY HAM UP MY FATHER'S ASS, JERKY!

Aw...hummadumma derka muhammed jihad chubba rubba dubba fatwah

HEY JERKY, I WENT TO BUY A SOFA AND YOU CALLED ME AN INFIDEL

really sir? did that actually happen?

THIS IS CRISPINBALLS SCHNOOKADOO

THIS IS FLYINPLANESINTOSTUFF ALI , YOUR REALLY PISSIN ME OFF WITH ALL DAT FREEDOM OVER THERE!

Yeah hello this is Al Jizzeater and the goat you sold me this morning farted in my oatmeal, sahib!

Todd Pettengill, host of WPLJ’s “The Todd Show”, discussed the death of Brendan Tevlin for more than eight minutes this morning

Then he had to cut it short and play some music.

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"Yeah those terrorists sure can be rude... speaking of that here's your number one song of the day - Rude by Magic!" hits the post

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

THE TERRORISTS ARENT HERE IN JERSEY

THEY AINT THE SHARPEST TOOLS IN THE STATE

HE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH A TURBAN AND A GUN

AND A STAR AND A MOON ON HIS HOLY BOOK

I can hear the shoehorning in my head.

Ho-LEE Book!

YEAH THIS IS SANDYCUNT MCGOATFARMER AND YOUR DRONE KEEPS BLOWING UP MY SHACK

Hi is this American Airlines?

My name is Muhammed Atta, and I need to borrow a plane to do some building renovations with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_tpZf62opw

Holy shit, he actually said something?

THIS IS AL KEYDAR, I'VE GOT BOMBS IN MY EYES!

He's already going the Mancow route?

This is Muhammad Notaterrorist, your TSA agents touched my package, infidel.

Even a very very gay broken clock tell the right time twice a day

HEY, THIS IS ALLAH U AKHBAR, AND I'M FEELING AWFULLY PERSNICKETY TODAY MISTER

Bowwwww humbubahiggaboodiggabooooooowwww

i love this comment, because you spelt it out perfectly.

A New York radio personality-thief...

Fixed.

Ratings are so bad they're going conservative talk now?

Those are the only talk shows that do extremely well these days.

HELLO THIS IS CRUNKLE FUNKEL MCRAISIN, WHATS HAPPENED TO OUR FREE SPEECH JERKY?!

Bowwwwwww humbubbahiggaboodiggabooooooowwww

Holy shit! Was he honest for a second?

As pointed out by UncPa57yrzyng and Irony Dan, the guy's ratings as "fresh hip Morning Zoo" are in the shitter so he's called an audible into being a Rush Limbaugh/Hannity ripoff.

ANNNNND PUNT YOUR CONCEPT, TURKEY!

Now that's NAHT funny

Opie will be going deep for a Jihad song on Monday.

The arbiter of the endtimes,

I wonder if Meatballs is going to go do some wacky jihadist man-on-the-streets bits?

There's a plane on my house!

Eh, wrong guy, but hey, 9/11 joke.

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Those are the only talk shows that do extremely well these days.

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