Death by suicide pool top 5

0  2014-09-12 by CivilianConsumer

Of course I don't want any of them to die you stupid haters, if that's what you think and don't like it then just go away, this thread has passed you by. Don't torture yourself just move on it's creepy how you obsessively read a thread you know you hate. Why? Just leave! I don't read stuff I don't like. Anyways we got uh sorry GOD HATERS WHY JUST GO we don't want you!! Anyways sorry about that ok guys we gotta get to this we have a ton of stuff today. I got DeRosa 1st he's an irrational caught in the moment type of basket case. Fez is 2nd, but I think he's only do it if something happened to his Sirius career. 3rd is Shelby he's so sickly, anti-social and depressed. 4th is Roland although I think he's been trying to kill himself through eating for years. 5th is Jim, although it would be an accidental suicide from some weird sex thing.

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I'll take Steve C.

I've thought for a couple years Joe Derosa would off himself. I'm beginning to think it's not going to happen.

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I called that number. It was a rope and stool emporium.

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Jim Jeffries