I got lots of nice treats in the back of my van for my younger customers. I play a game called eat the donut off the snake with them. If they play the game right then they get a nice sticky treat at the end. Shuuurre...
Oh shuuuuure I throw lots of parties and events. I remember when you was a kid. Your parent was goin out of town and they asked me to watch ya. You came downstairs in your little hulkamaniac undapants and I said "before breakfast we gotta play a game and take a bath. Kiss the magic eel for a chocolate bar"
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6 AntsCamera 2014-09-11
I am willing to bet there is no food in that van.
Just candy, handcuffs, video cameras and blindfolds.
And.....
Sardine 'erl.
3 thrillated 2014-09-11
Maybe some papaya juice as well?
5 Uncle_Paul_Hargis 2014-09-11
HEY! WHO IS THAT TAKEN PICTURES OF MY PLAY TRUCK?!
3 AntsCamera 2014-09-11
Big fan, want to file trade?
4 Uncle_Paul_Hargis 2014-09-11
shhuuuure....
1 brianwantsblood 2014-09-11
Oh Uncle Paul!
5 im_not 2014-09-11
"...and then ya spray em!"
4 thrillated 2014-09-11
"She's going at it like a little gerbil!"
3 CreepyChillyGuy 2014-09-11
I guess Ted picked his domain name.
2 jewy_kikeburger 2014-09-11
YESSS! I was aiming for UnclePaulsCateringAndEventsAndRelatedServicesEmporium.com, but those damn cyber-squatters got there first!
3 decmcg 2014-09-11
I got lots of nice treats in the back of my van for my younger customers. I play a game called eat the donut off the snake with them. If they play the game right then they get a nice sticky treat at the end. Shuuurre...
3 [deleted] 2014-09-11
Oh shuuuuure I throw lots of parties and events. I remember when you was a kid. Your parent was goin out of town and they asked me to watch ya. You came downstairs in your little hulkamaniac undapants and I said "before breakfast we gotta play a game and take a bath. Kiss the magic eel for a chocolate bar"
2 fjnorton 2014-09-11
Oh Jesus I told you not to go near Uncle Paul. Walk it off
2 fjnorton 2014-09-11
He fell down the steps and a skate went in his hiney!