if you're gonna call Opie tomorrow...
13 2014-09-10 by [deleted]
don't bother trying to have a real discussion like Jerry did. Just bust his balls. topics could include:
his jelly tits how to chain your dragon viral spiral HOLD ON HOLD ON Bam Margera His work with the mafia
24 comments
32 balderoonus 2014-09-10
I think the best way to get to opie would be for every caller, no matter what the subject, to say how great Jimmy was on TACS. That way you're not being confrontational, but still gnawing away at the opster's fragile mind
19 jakdak 2014-09-10
This. How great he was on TACS and how it was good to see him get the opportunity to be funny again.
28 turdthief 2014-09-10
HEY TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM US AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT, ALRIGHT?
10 jewy_kikeburger 2014-09-10
I'm not against bashing Opie but you can't deny that this is a knee slapper.
12 MaxKawalski 2014-09-10
Yes. He deserves a good knee "slapping" into his temple.
16 drpepper0000 2014-09-10
Ask him where Father Doris is.
5 hansel4150 2014-09-10
WHO IS THIS FATHER DORIS
10 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2014-09-10
Who he is, and more importantly where he is, are questions older than time itself. They have been on the tip of man's tongue since he crawled out of the primordial soup. That phrase has been echoed in the caves of our ancestors, as they painted their dreams on the walls. Perhaps the hardened paint still holds the vibrations of their cries. It has been echoed in the palaces of righteous kings, and the deep dungeons of tyrants. We may never find an answer to those questions. Maybe we aren't supposed to.
7 hansel4150 2014-09-10
Please tell me you copied that from somewhere. That is too fucking funny.
3 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2014-09-10
Friend, these words are both my own and true. I have found whispers of the Philly Crew in ancient texts. I have found mentions of a Philadelphia Brotherhood, led by the absent Father. I have yet to discover their secrets.
6 drpepper0000 2014-09-10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgLU_Zlei44
0 hansel4150 2014-09-10
But what does that have to do with Father Doris
11 paulshadow35 2014-09-10
listen to the words maaaaahn
14 islesrule224 2014-09-10
Someone ask him when he's bringing the whole philly crew in to show us how they do it.
12 CUNTYMOM 2014-09-10
this is a win win, because it either makes opie melt down OR he stops taking callers.
11 mancubuss 2014-09-10
Or just start calling other Sirius shows and complain about opie.
8 [deleted] 2014-09-10
Just play How to Chain Your Dragon into the phone the second you get on.
8 [deleted] 2014-09-10
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4 [deleted] 2014-09-10
(001)8669691969. Leave off the first part if you're calling from the US, always takes a few tries.
7 [deleted] 2014-09-10
his resignation letter tweet
6 TheActor_GreggHughes 2014-09-10
The Jerry call killed him today.. #BELIKEJERRY
6 TacoTrots 2014-09-10
Agreed. Just call in and give him pure hell.
After all, highly pissed off and embarrassed Opie makes for FAR more interesting radio than typical Opie.
6 bobbyb1508 2014-09-10
Honestly I will PayPal $50 of they call Opie tomorrow and ask about Bam fucking his wife. Post the youtube clip to verify.
5 GratefulGreg89 2014-09-10
Fucking a dude I got 20 on it
3 TriplH 2014-09-10
I doubt he's even going to take calls the rest of the week.