this shit fucking sucks

Enough with the ketchup faggot!

Ugh I gotta tap out. I normally would just stick with it hoping for it to get better. But even Jimmy sounds exacerbated today.

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You are so right. Jimmy sounds completely "exacerbated". Opie is Satan, but I listen everyday. Uuuuuuuuuh

Opie pretending that ignoring Chip and steam rolling over his bits was an 'angle'. What a fucking liar.

I'm positive someone predicted he would do that in the British Chip thread. What a zero has Opie become.

He most certainly reads this sub as he often brings up our criticisms and makes excuses for why he does what he does.... and usually the answer is, 'it's a bit'.

pretty sure he just reads that shit on twitter, but okay w/e makes you feel like criticizing him here is making a difference.

Pretty sure you're wrong.

"since we eat bee vomit, why havent we harvested human vomit to eat yet?"

Seriously? SERIOUSLY OPIE?? Fuck, man, he better not be like this in real life.

if opie was a comedian, he'd be an open-micer for 30 years now.

he better not be like this in real life.

According to Rich and Bonnie, he is.

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Sam just name dropped Bam Margera and Opie nervously laughed. Sam is fucking with this sub, isn't he?

Real talk: today's show is worse than hitler. I am listening to this pure vomit of radio because I'm a masochist. I can't even find a single redeeming thing about this. It's just so bad.

I think Sam is picking up that the fans are messing with Opie and was trying to let him know it.

Play that one

um that isn't it, it was associated with bam opie

The reason we listen to this is the same reason people slow down to see the horrific accident they're driving past.

to masturbate?

Sam says Ray Rice was a quarterback and a caller calls in and calls sam an idiot and says he's a defensive player. He's a runningback for those who don't know.

That moron caller was probably thinking of Ray Lewis.

Easy mistake. That whole team is full of thugs.

I mean Ray Lew is retired, and Ray Rice is one of the best backs in the league. If you follow football even casually you wouldn't be making that mistake.

That jerkoff Nathan's voice upset me

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yeap. im on my daily 20 minute test of the show. Looks like im going to be switching off again soon. sigh. At least there is something to look forward to later today.

Did you hear Jay Baker on Maron's podcast? Great interview.

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HEY! lets talk about ketchup until were blue in the face but hey, when we come back from break, Opie is going to hold up the whole fucking show until someone gives him the name of a clutch song. what a fucking faggot. He probably is thinking how Ant could always get his tip of his tongue questions answered from pal-talk and is emo that his twitter followers wont help him out.

Fuck this show. SXM better fucking cancel this shit, put it out of its misery.

The IHOP conversation has me HOWLING!

Opie and Sam back and forth are so horrendously dumb.

Two guys either going for a humorous but or talking out of their ass

^{Opie sucks}

I stopped listening to the show, yet I love reading through the listening threads for some damn reason.

I always check to see if the show is worth listening to...whether it is that bad or somehow a decent broadcast

It's not. Don't torture yourself. This show has become "Timmy" from Pet Cemetery. It died, we buried it, but because we were so attached, we wanted it to come back in some kind of form. But when it returned, it was a monster, an abomination. It needs to be destroyed. Imgur

Wow, that's...that's the best description I've ever heard

I'm doing the same thing. BTW... has anyone else gotten in the mail the come back to SiriusXM for $25 for 6 months?

Stop saying "face" you fucking hack

Such a face to you. Face, face, face. Face face. facefacefacefaceface.

If anyone didn't listen that was the last two hours for the show today.

In the first 2 minuets of the show he made sure to get across the point that he is hip and knows the word "butthurt" as he said it awkwardly 5 times in one sentence.

day late and a dollar short.

"Right", "right", "right"

Okay, I'm bored of living with Florentine. I like Jim but I dont care for the do you like this, what about this, or this.

Edit: my parents somehow ended up in a pretzel factory and they said they manufacture theirs and another brands same pretzel. It does happen. Also Sam is stuck in the 90's, most store brand is good enough to buy.

A lot of products are outsourced, but there are differences in brands, with what spices they use, and how much. Cheaper brands use cheap spices, and not as much, and use artificial flavors and more preservatives, and load it up with HCFS.

I worked for a company that supplied the base ingredient for a long line of companies, but each customer had a custom blend. That pretzel company might make them for two different customers, but I bet there are distinct differences in the recipe.

Maybe, but all I know is that Sam is vehemently against store brands and stuff he doesn't even eat. He is just an uninformed dumbass like the callers they bash. At least erock is trying this and giving an honest opinion.

Harvest human vomit? What the fuck is this, The Matrix? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?! How could even think that, much less say that, much less blurt it out to an international audience. The man had a blurtation there. He's melting down.

Necky!

Who is is this?

It's someone who read 2 LT's today.

Still talking about ketchup. Apparently the Opster grew up poor and also isn't a slave to advertising.

He put BBQ sauce on filet's before grilling them poorly.

He's just an idiot.

You come off as wildly intelligent bitching about a shock radio host on the Internet with a bunch of other fat fucks (source: Anthony cumia is out of 4x and 5x shirts).

No, I just know how to cook steak.

Good for you. Roland said Opie couldn't cook steaks the same fat fuck that bitches about pedestrian food and anything that's not prepared by a chef. Erock bitched too. The same man child that needs treats. Your source sucks. Oh and most people (probably you) don't properly prepare or cook steaks the right way. Source: I used to be a line cook.

Yea, you don't soak Filet in BBQ sauce, that's dumb.

You were a line cook at F.H Riley's?

Nope steak n shake. I made the burgers fez bought last Friday.

The tease before break sounded like a clip of a show Sam picked for Jocktober show and that was so bad we all attacked it for days.

"Fasssssssssssssss... Rooooooooyyaaaalll" die you hack

Loving Misinformation Jim.

Hey let's go to a caller with something

So hooters has these houses the girls stay in and I used to...

Yeah I've seen those they are filled with Hooters girls and the just love to fuck guys

Well I got nothing now, hi Jimmy

They should change the name of the show to "Ketchup talk with Opester and friends"

Ketchup talk with shotgun blast

Just catching the replay. Stompie interrupted Florentine so many times it made me feel sick. How can anyone stand to be in the studio with him? I'd say fuck it I can't talk so why am I even here?

Thats why I finally turned it off. Its amazing, he tried to butt in mid word several times. He has absolutely no self awareness. If something, no matter how idiotic, is on his mind it has to be shot out at 500mph

Seriously, why does Snowy get air time? Whose naked pics does he have for blackmail?

He just sucks Opie's balls and Sam's deformed balloon-dick.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/13/the-best-ketchup_n_960068.html

downvotes? geez, i can't believe you guys don't trust 2011 huffpo's opinion of ketchup. that's the bit!

It is from someone down voting all comments

Ron and Gilbert Godfried made excellent radio out of the Ray Rice thing. Opie should be taking notes.

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This episode was not really all that different than any post-Anthony show, but it really seemed horrible for some reason. I can't really figure out what's making it so completely unlistenable in comparison to the moderately unlistenable shows from the past month or so.

We have Ant's show with Jimmy to compare it to now.

It's over. You can't pretend Opie is competing with Ant anymore. Ant won. It's the better show.

Snowy sounds like that tranny who called in the other week. The one who worked with mars or whatever the fuck.

Is Opie back to taking calls?

Also, is the show any good?

the show hasnt been good so far but I'm hoping it will pick up with Florentine coming in and Opie did take 1 call

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Why are they so afraid of bees? They're adults!!!!

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Have they even discussed the Atlanta Hawks owner?

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Florentine is always a good thing.

Again?

to masturbate?