Ruining football with Chippah.
0 2014-09-07 by AntsCamera
My sister in law came over with her new boyfriend for football.
He just meets me, I say hello then go back to fixing my truck.
The game was already on when I walked in, I sat down and stated, "there's far to many peckahs in here" in a pretty good Chip voice. My muddah always said, Chippah, any more than 2 peckahs is too much.
My muddah was a saint on ert.
Then came a Penalty on a man named Decker. Deckah, I bet he got a big ol black peckah, I saw Lamars once.
This dude is looking at me like I am a retard, My wife gets the gag, and she is so afraid to make eye contact with me.
I am kinda going in and out of it, but I reckon he thinks I am a schizo at this point, I am glad the sis in law is playing along, she's a good egg.
I'll let the cat out of the bag when the niners come on.
Thank you Jim, May Chip live forever.
23 comments
36 Karl_Dilkington 2014-09-07
This is why im okay with never meeting another fan of the show in person.
18 TheActor_GreggHughes 2014-09-07
What a fucking dork.
-12 AntsCamera 2014-09-07
:)
It's fucking funny though, we are watching the Jets, I am bored to death, my boys play at 4.
7 alexreleases 2014-09-07
You're one hilarious guy.
4 SergeantFartbox 2014-09-07
I'm glad that they're getting smoked
12 SergeantFartbox 2014-09-07
This reminds me of a kid from when I was in middle school, who would trash talk people in some elf language and laugh when no one understood what he was doing.
8 schmoegreene 2014-09-07
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are more autistic than Lord Dennis Falcone.
3 QuantumDice 2014-09-07
Please use full titles.
Dennis, of the house Falcone, first of his name, Urine King of the pests and the first fans, Tinkle Lord of the seven kingdoms and Piss God of the realm.
5 BargeMouse 2014-09-07
Okay, terrific.
3 [deleted] 2014-09-07
Well, okay.
3 Turbofist 2014-09-07
Opie?
3 richardc-uk 2014-09-07
After reading this, I'm concerned/don't believe that somebody married you.
3 maynardsabeast 2014-09-07
This is the gayest story I've ever read in my life
2 alexreleases 2014-09-07
How are you even a fan of good comedy at all?
2 present_day_memories 2014-09-07
You left out the part where you got grease all over your 5XL Anthony Cumia Show t-shirt.
1 fart_yourself_awake 2014-09-07
Jesus Christ.......
1 SuperJaMario 2014-09-07
Boooooooooo.
1 Slette 2014-09-07
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read. I hope he dumps her just because of you.
1 fart_yourself_awake 2014-09-07
This is still so unfunny
0 PanzerSmanzer 2014-09-07
Man!
-8 AntsCamera 2014-09-07
Changing my oil and filters. Wasn't being manly, just doing easy shit.
It was supposed to be Maaaaaaaahhhhhhhn.
I was in my garage bare chested and muscular, turning wrenches.
In reality I was under the car, cursing whoever put the oil filter in so tight a space and I banged my head on the axle trying to slide out.
No sir, nothing manly about what I was doing.
-1 rctothefuture 2014-09-07
Turn and a half? That'll fall off, better crank that fucker on till you pop a blood vessel
-1 PanzerSmanzer 2014-09-07
Man!