Seeing as nobody with anything resembling an ounce of fucking common sense has stopped listening, could someone do a weekly compilation of Opie's shitty behaviour on the show?

1  2014-09-04 by kimchifart

I want to listen to all the annoying fucking things he does, so I can get angry and twisted and bite my own lips off.

e.g. Whining about Vos, haters, ketchup bits etc.

Preferably condensed to five minutes or less, to avoid increasing the number of listener suicides, from the already apocalyptic numbers.

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Cheers!

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I nominate you, OP. You compile all the annoying stuff and report back with your findings.

opie is notorious for getting the sirius xm lawyers to pull youtube clips that show opie as the piece of shit he really is... good luck on putting it on youtube, maybe hide it on vimeo?

Tomorrow will be a real doozy for you. Ketchup Eating Contest and Will a 31 Year Old Man Eat A Fresh, Hardboiled Egg?

Why does everybody keep linking me to this? I already have one.

Just trying to help ya out.

If they pull off ketchup and eggs day I may have to re-subscribe to xm.

Are we talking an egg sandwich with ketchup on it or tasted individually?

I think you meant 'anybody' or 'everybody'.

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Assuming I'm an on the fence potential subscriber, worried about his boredom with Ant's takes on political and racial issues, how much fast-forwarding per day would I have to do?

I'd say it's very balanced. Its ant , so there's obviously some, but he's tightly restricted himself on it. There are other bits that stray into that area, but not quite e.g/ girlfriend makeover today...but if a grey area. Subscribe totally worth it, lots of guest interviews that are good and the show feels like its responding to the listeners. Its really good for a new show.

I'd say on non guest days you might ff maybe 20-30 min if some black kid gets shot or something

Grey areas are okay, but I don't want to feel like a Candy Crush chime would be appropriate. Being able to say 'tightly restricted' with a straight face makes me optimistic.

You can feel him holding back sometimes...he's making a concerted effort. Nice and tight, oh yeah.

Very little of it is political. Most shows have less than 15 minutes of it out of 2 hours. He had a 2 hour interview with Nick DiPaolo that had about 10 minutes of guns, politics and race in it.

Agreed

I already have a full time job.

I'll super-simplify it. Someone starts telling a story and Opie stomps on their throat every 4 or 5 words trying to complete their story/point but he is an idiot who knows and does nothing.

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The best I can do is condense it to 6 years, if you want the full effect.

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I'd say it's very balanced. Its ant , so there's obviously some, but he's tightly restricted himself on it. There are other bits that stray into that area, but not quite e.g/ girlfriend makeover today...but if a grey area. Subscribe totally worth it, lots of guest interviews that are good and the show feels like its responding to the listeners. Its really good for a new show.