I'll tell you another thing, bees hate lawnmowers and weed eaters. Grandpa had a bunch of fuckin honey bees and I spent half my youth running from those little assholes. Funny how no one else could mow the grass.
It sounds like an old wive's tale. Did you know that if you get shot with a BB or pellet it can burrow under your skin and kill you if you don't remove it? My mother in law's cousin's second best friend died from that.
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5 _TheConsumer_ 2014-09-03
Also, shitting in the ocean in socially acceptable - especially when the bathroom is more than 3 feet away.
3 BeerCanThick 2014-09-03
Also, don't eat bananas when you fish. It is bad luck and brings mosquitoes and horseflies.
3 barrruuuch 2014-09-03
He's full of great anecdotal knowledge
3 D00bage 2014-09-03
Especially if you have hair gel made from bee pussy!
3 mikelp1973 2014-09-03
I'll tell you another thing, bees hate lawnmowers and weed eaters. Grandpa had a bunch of fuckin honey bees and I spent half my youth running from those little assholes. Funny how no one else could mow the grass.
1 Wsallgood 2014-09-03
I'm not sure why this is so captivating.
2 BeerCanThick 2014-09-03
It sounds like an old wive's tale. Did you know that if you get shot with a BB or pellet it can burrow under your skin and kill you if you don't remove it? My mother in law's cousin's second best friend died from that.