Call in with a fake reason you think opie will pick up for, this could be any of the following:

Brother wease talk

Agreeing with whatever opie is currently talking about

Talking about Opies great new tshirt design

Being Lady Di

Having any comment that will totally stop the flow of the show

Good thinking, I don't have SiriusXM though so I'm not going to have any relevant subject to tell whoever's screening. I'll probably ask to talk about the leaked celebrity photos since they'll obviously get to that at some point.

Just say you're snowy from michigan

Holy shit did that make me laugh.

>1-2 assholes call in, low voice, completely non threatening or funny call
>immediately shut down by jimmy or Opie
>welcome to /r/cringe

You should actually call as regular callers, Fred from Brooklyn, Snowy, Striker.

Wouldn't they have those caller's numbers already saved?

Fuck, you're like mister 1000 question man tonight.

Am I?

Can anybody here do a good Larry impersonation?

"GOD is the only true answer Samuel, Prime time blah blah blah my wife is a fat mess"

Saved? No. At best they might recognize a number but that's only likely for stupid Snowy who calls in every other day.

Good luck, Opie only takes ballwashers he knows at this point.

Any of Sams ballwashers is a safe bet, otherwise the old dump button will be used...

Fucking Opie has turned into what he mocked Howie for 15 years ago.

Hoo Hoo, Howard isn't so bad, tell em Jim.

tss tss what are these guys caddies or sumpthin washing balls all day... khhmm golfing humah, doubleguns cocksucka.

When has he ever dumped out of a call?

We listeners wouldnt know if he did.

We would notice a 5 second gap of pure silence after he picked up a call.

Oh my mistake, having always listened to the show pre-recorded (a.k.a. youtube and what have you) somehow made my idiot brain not even think about the dead silence problem.

^{I need my morning coffee.}

You would have to call in as a real caller, they are clearly screening the shit out of calls.

Clearly, that intern is a pro.

Clearly.

Clearly?

Or no one from here has the balls to actually call in and talk shit in person, there's been like 2 attempts at O&J and they've been the textbook definition of meek.

Or like most of us have figured out there is no reason to destroy something that those 2 lying backstabbing hacks destroyed themselves the second they didn't walk when SiriusXM f'd over Anthony. The hypocrisy of those babies talking about how the Clippers should've not played for Donald Sterling or any of the thousands of other examples of them pointing out what people should've done yet caving when it came time for them to do it is hilarious to me. And for you last handful of Opie&Jimmy fans don't think for one second SiriusXM didn't give them the option to just walk no strings attached when they had that "meeting" the week before they came back. The company wasn't mad at Opie or Jimmy yet the way they LOVE TO SPIN IT is that SiriusXM would destroy their lives and careers for choosing to keep the show together.........It's astonishing any of you fell for it in the first place.

Well, contracts are made so people can sue each other if it isn't fulfilled, so saying that they should have walked is silly and you don't know if Sirius have them the option to. So if you hate them so much for what you think they should have done regardless of it being possible, why haven't you just moved on to something else?

I have a feeling this will just fizzle out after the first or second call

second call

I'm the only person who is gonna do this from the look of it.

Your old pal Turdthief will be calling in too

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Did you call today?

No one picked up

Same for me for a while, I had to try a few times.

I'm all in

First call then.

Hopefully this'll do better than the Anthony protest. I don't expect it to with the screening, but it'd be nice.

I hear you, but one good hater call is all you need to really get under his thin skin..

You're on this sub every day, why don't you call in?

I host the show, why would I call in...

How funny would that be if I was really Opie this whole time.

better downvote him just in case he is.

Tssss be a fawkin laugh riot or sumpthin

Opie=Mike Franscesa....humorless, alone, dismissive, and with an overinflated sense of intelligence

I actually just realized that he's pretty much exactly like Eric the Midget. Thin-skinned, completely lacking in self-awareness, shouts and curses for shock value in an attempt to add any kind of weight to his punchless drivel, deep-seeded desire to be famous without any talent to back it up....

I need to collect my thoughts. A further dissertation on this to follow in the coming days.

Refer to your self as patch, so that we can humiliate you after.

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Everybody should call and say how awesome Roland is.

-Only way I know to destroy the show.

You're a good man.

If you get through, please don't flounder and look like an asshole like every other caller.

But hey, even if you fail; Opie will be hesitant to take calls. It's a win-win

Good luck

They both did podacasts yesterday.

Yeah! We should all call in and ask if they have Prince Albert in a can!!

Fawk Yeah... I actually forgot I made that and I kind of made a plan... Jim being on TACS today proved what I had assumed all along.

I think every one should call as snowy

Bring up that he wouldn't take calls on rich and bonnie

Bring up that he's looking for numbers and his pal Anthony had the balls to come on reddit... Great spot for numbers brotherman

Bam Margera

Yes. Also plan the raid on a public forum so the show staff can read about it and plan a defence accordingly.

Hahaha, no you're not.

He wont take calls, and go to a you tube watching or 70's music break, to kill the timer on the show.

He knows he is shit and stopped trying 1 year before Ant even got fired.

Thankfully Ant is still putting out proper radio...And he is not even on the radio...Faaaawk yeah

He wont take calls

You were right, congrats Sir.

I predict that they wont have a "take calls" day and this reddit will go. "UUUHHHHHGH HE IS AVOIDING US!" and both sides will be partially right.

Enough about Brother Wease

He didn't take a single phone call today, did he? I don't remember him taking one. Just the mild threat from 2 or 3 people on Reddit had him shut the phones down. What a pussy.

He didn't take phone calls with Bonnie and Vos, either.

Yeah, he ignored calls for the entire show. Amazing.

Well this didn't happen

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Yes because no one from the staff visits this sub and would be aware of what's going on. How stupid are you?

come to /r/OpieWithJimShow for the live listening thread :D

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I was quoting the initial thread which everyone seemed to be in agreement of at the time saying "Destroy the Show".

You had a total of 13 votes.

It was 3 stupid, now 5. If you don't like this thread just down-vote it, one post isn't going to destroy a sub.

This is why you opie haters are pussies. LOL, nobody is going to call.

We don't need to call, the ship has already been broken in half, we are laughing at the part that is sinking and cheering for the part that has sailed onto port.

Of course you are.

Don't be a grumpy goose.

Just say you're snowy from michigan