Bobby calls out Opie.

20  2014-09-01 by snoopkhat

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Bob had been taking an appalling amount of shit for two days straight and the old Opster can't handle a gentle ribbing.

Opie is and has always been like this, he's the most defensive and insecure motherfucker, he can't handle any sort of shit directed at him. Anthony and Jim welcome it and laugh when they get it but Opie instantly gets butt hurt and defensive.

Defensive little bitch. Like a 14 year old girl. All the evidence points to this. (including his fights with Anthony and Jim). Insecure goof. Everybody put up with it because they needed to. Now that no one needs to anymore, every will drop him like a fly. Watch.

You can tell they're all brimming with resentment towards Opie. They let it slip sometimes but nobody has ever really gone after Opie.

Why do you believe they resent Opie?

Bobby is funnier and has to work hard to have what he has. Opie isn't half as funny and is a millionaire.

Because even though he relies on funny people for content, he puts himself higher because he's the "expert" on how to do radio.

But I mean, he steers the ship. Without Opie, anthony and jim would have no idea what to do. They would just blabber on about nothing all day. It's not like they've both gone and started their own successful shows without opie.

oh wait...

And, as Patrice once referred to himself on Foxnews, an "expert on Funny". He hasn't mentioned it in a while - but he used to all the time - that he's an avid collector of comedy albums. Especially the obscure ones. Don't ever doubt this guy's appreciation or knowledge, boy, you'd be in for quite a lesson.

If there's one thing the Opster knows it's how to be entertaining on the radio!

"I caught myself though.

Yeah, that's true, you did.

See? I'm a cool dude, who knows cliches are for dorks.

I see. You're right.

Good. Just so you know that.

I do. I won't forget. What were we talking about again?

He's the worst type of person to hang out with. He thinks he's hilarious and tries to shit on everyone but when he gets it back he immediately wants to fight you and be pissy.

"Fuck you, fuck you AND your cd...."

He's the worst