Its life was brief. That's what makes it seem so perfect. It's the same way I feel about my son.

And like with your son, it was an abortion that never should have been. It was unnatural, and evil, and good triumphed over it.

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Oh god. I thought he'd finally fucked off.

Why the fuck did the mods ban it anyway? There never even here, it didn't affect anything they did.

Also, who coded the first philly crew bot?

If I may. I believe someone was able to put the Philly Crew bot into an endless comment loop, deeming it a nuisance. Apparently, gathering all references into a circle and producing the same old goofy celebration... [takes off his sunglasses]

...was how they did it.

they're, dipshit.

LANGUAGE

I like how instead of answering the question you just focused on the one mistake he made. Nice work, dipshit.

such a mod response it hurts.

Opie?

Who are the Philly Crew and how do I join them?

First thing you gotta do is find Father Doris...

After that you have to master the art of the circle dance.

One day when you can master the middle of the circle retard spasm, they will show you the Bam and Lynsi tape.

I wonder if Opie and the Philly crew stand in a circle and play Hacky Sack? I'm pretty sure they all drink Zima with Jolly Ranchers.

LANGUAGE

I like how instead of answering the question you just focused on the one mistake he made. Nice work, dipshit.

such a mod response it hurts.

Opie?